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#1 PSN-SCRODE
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Why is it so hard to open Kellogg's Rice Crispies?

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#2 Nerd_Man
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Why not open it right-side-up next time.
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#3 I_Build_Coffins
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Cause you have fat fingers?
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#4 OnlyKurial
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Buy a better pair of scissors.

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#5 Crypto138
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Stab the box repeatedly with a large knife.
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#6 IRunNewYork
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oh is it really?

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#7 XilePrincess
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It isn't, unless you have stub arms.
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#8 deactivated-605ba7fd6332a
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Because successfully opening it will result in more satisfaction than if it were easy.

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#9 avatar_genius
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Stab the box repeatedly with a large knife.Crypto138

I agree.

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#10 shert
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Burn it with fire...

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#11 DJ-Lafleur
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Rice Crispies box- 1

You- 0

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#12 raven_squad
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I generally use grenades.
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#13 Pyro767
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Fly in some guy from France to do it, I'm sure they will also make it "cuisine" worthy of a... person....
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#14 avatar_genius
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Sometimes things rip open when you hit them repeatedly with a baseball bat.

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#15 -Fromage-
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They wont open unless you try.
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#16 raven_squad
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I trust you have tried screaming "Open Sesame" at the box...?
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#17 LZ71
Member since 2008 • 10524 Posts
Oh late-night OT, how pointless some of your topics are.
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#18 Lopur94
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Cause you have fat fingers?I_Build_Coffins
^ Win.
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#19 Arctic_Grillz
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call 911

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#20 avatar_genius
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[QUOTE="I_Build_Coffins"]Cause you have fat fingers?Lopur94
^ Win.

It's because he ate too many rice crispies and the fat granules settled in the bottom of his fingertips.

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#21 bronxxbombers
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I always rip the top by accident. The part where you stick your thumb in? I always manage to rip in the worng way halfway through.