Why should men have nipples?

:P

I hope someone has a scientific answer for this, but I'm also expecting most people to joke about it. :P

:P

I hope someone has a scientific answer for this, but I'm also expecting most people to joke about it. :P

parkurtommo

Nipples are formed before the sex is determined in the womb. or so I heard.

because men are people too, also i can only assume gaymen play with them as much as straight men.

edit: i dont know why i even mentioned gay men..... any way, woman also like to play with male nipples from my experience

"I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?"

Because man boobs wouldn't look right without them.

Because man boobs wouldn't look right without them.

Mega-Mustaine

My favourite answer so far! :P

[QUOTE="parkurtommo"]

:P

I hope someone has a scientific answer for this, but I'm also expecting most people to joke about it. :P

tenaka2

Nipples are formed before the sex is determined in the womb. or so I heard.

Pretty much, everyone starts out as a female in the womb.

because men are people too, also i can only assume gaymen play with them as much as straight men.

edit: i dont know why i even mentioned gay men..... any way, woman also like to play with male nipples from my experience

surrealnumber5

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because men are people too, also i can only assume gaymen play with them as much as straight men.

edit: i dont know why i even mentioned gay men..... any way, woman also like to play with male nipples from my experience

toast_burner

Can I watch?

Males have mammeries and nipples are used to extract milk from them. Men can also lactate and be diagnosed with breast cancer.

because drinks you make yourself always taste better.

[QUOTE="surrealnumber5"]

because men are people too, also i can only assume gaymen play with them as much as straight men.

edit: i dont know why i even mentioned gay men..... any way, woman also like to play with male nipples from my experience

toast_burner

because drinks you make yourself always taste better.

PcGamingRig

lol what??

[QUOTE="toast_burner"][QUOTE="surrealnumber5"]

because men are people too, also i can only assume gaymen play with them as much as straight men.

edit: i dont know why i even mentioned gay men..... any way, woman also like to play with male nipples from my experience

surrealnumber5

I like the expression:

'He is so far in the closet he's in Narnia.' :)

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[QUOTE="toast_burner"] You know the closet door isn't locked, you can come out when ever you want :Ptenaka2

I like the expression:

'He is so far in the closet he's in Narnia.' :)

[QUOTE="parkurtommo"]

:P

I hope someone has a scientific answer for this, but I'm also expecting most people to joke about it. :P

tenaka2

Nipples are formed before the sex is determined in the womb. or so I heard.

It's a vestigial structure, or a structural flaw left over from evolution.

From people saying you change sex in the womb, that isn't true, sex is genetically based, it does not change. Sex is determined by the presence of the x or y chromosome in the sperm, and sex is determined at conception when a sperm fuses with the egg.

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[QUOTE="surrealnumber5"] too many uncut tips here, it makes me uncomfortable, also i just came from the kissing thread *if i keep making excuses people will think i am super straight* and um yea the circumsision thread, spent a lot of time in there and er...... boobies i love boobies, nice firm pec... i mean soft plush boobies.

surrealnumber5

I like the expression:

'He is so far in the closet he's in Narnia.' :)

I know you are, I'm just fooling around :)

Better yet, how come we men are capable of showing our nipples in public without drawing a whole lot of attention but if a women do it, they'd get hit with dirty looks and perhaps a ticket?....:Ptocool340

Yes. That is the real question. Women should be allowed to go around shirtless. Equal rights I say. :P

[QUOTE="tocool340"]Better yet, how come we men are capable of showing our nipples in public without drawing a whole lot of attention but if a women do it, they'd get hit with dirty looks and perhaps a ticket?....:Parad96

Yes. That is the real question. Women should be allowed to go around shirtless. Equal rights I say. :P

because in the early stages of development, we are all female. It isnt until later in the pregnancy that the body starts to become male.

Men also develop ovoducts, but they leave the body before birth.

[QUOTE="tocool340"]Better yet, how come we men are capable of showing our nipples in public without drawing a whole lot of attention but if a women do it, they'd get hit with dirty looks and perhaps a ticket?....:Parad96

Yes. That is the real question. Women should be allowed to go around shirtless. Equal rights I say. :P

[QUOTE="tocool340"]Better yet, how come we men are capable of showing our nipples in public without drawing a whole lot of attention but if a women do it, they'd get hit with dirty looks and perhaps a ticket?....:Parad96

Yes. That is the real question. Women should be allowed to go around shirtless. Equal rights I say. :P

Oh god no. Can you imagine all the fat chicks showing off their "feminine curves"?

[QUOTE="tocool340"]Better yet, how come we men are capable of showing our nipples in public without drawing a whole lot of attention but if a women do it, they'd get hit with dirty looks and perhaps a ticket?....:Parad96

Yes. That is the real question. Women should be allowed to go around shirtless. Equal rights I say. :P

It's a vestigial structure, or a structural flaw left over from evolution.

From people saying you change sex in the womb, that isn't true, sex is genetically based, it does not change. Sex is determined by the presence of the x or y chromosome in the sperm, and sex is determined at conception when a sperm fuses with the egg.

CaveJohnson1

[QUOTE="CaveJohnson1"]

It's a vestigial structure, or a structural flaw left over from evolution.

From people saying you change sex in the womb, that isn't true, sex is genetically based, it does not change. Sex is determined by the presence of the x or y chromosome in the sperm, and sex is determined at conception when a sperm fuses with the egg.

nintendoman562

but I know that's not what people mean.

So we have something to play with when hard.

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[QUOTE="tocool340"]Better yet, how come we men are capable of showing our nipples in public without drawing a whole lot of attention but if a women do it, they'd get hit with dirty looks and perhaps a ticket?....:PMega-Mustaine

Yes. That is the real question. Women should be allowed to go around shirtless. Equal rights I say. :P

Oh god no. Can you imagine all the fat chicks showing off their "feminine curves"?

[QUOTE="Mega-Mustaine"]

[QUOTE="arad96"]

Yes. That is the real question. Women should be allowed to go around shirtless. Equal rights I say. :P

tocool340

Oh god no. Can you imagine all the fat chicks showing off their "feminine curves"?

OH GOD, WHY.

[QUOTE="Mega-Mustaine"]

[QUOTE="arad96"]

Yes. That is the real question. Women should be allowed to go around shirtless. Equal rights I say. :P

tocool340

Oh god no. Can you imagine all the fat chicks showing off their "feminine curves"?

Damn right, as a life long chubby chaser, I would be quite happy.

Because what else am I gonna hook up a car battery to to get my jollies?Hallenbeck77

Oh god, what. :lol:

Because what else am I gonna hook up a car battery to to get my jollies?Hallenbeck77

I note that the question asked was "Why should men have nipples?" rather than "Why do men have nipples?"

This would suggest that they are a luxury that can be removed should we be unable to account for our need of them. You shall have no such account from me; these are my nipples, I've been using them for years, and you have no right to take them from me!

It's a vestigial structure, or a structural flaw left over from evolution.

From people saying you change sex in the womb, that isn't true, sex is genetically based, it does not change. Sex is determined by the presence of the x or y chromosome in the sperm, and sex is determined at conception when a sperm fuses with the egg.

CaveJohnson1

But men do have nipples!! oh wait is this 2011? :|

It's from that blasted X chromosome!

[spoiler] :P [/spoiler]

"I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?"

BMD004

That movie is hilraious :lol:

[QUOTE="CaveJohnson1"]

It's a vestigial structure, or a structural flaw left over from evolution.

From people saying you change sex in the womb, that isn't true, sex is genetically based, it does not change. Sex is determined by the presence of the x or y chromosome in the sperm, and sex is determined at conception when a sperm fuses with the egg.

ThePlothole

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I personally wear a Bro for extra support.