wierd funny or just plain stupid things people say

whta are some of the wierdest funniest or stupidest thing syouve heared people say.

i have two.

1. i was walking with a couple friends and this guy walks by us and says to his friend "i'm not greedy, im just greedy with money"

2. in history class we were talking about child labor during the late 1800s and this girl says"i think that the main resouce for child labor was children" the teacher just ignored her and tried to keep the class going.

"i think that the main resouce for child labor was children"

Kahunakid

seriously? i thought it was cotton. :P

whta are some of the wierdest funniest or stupidest thing syouve heared people say.

i have two.

1. i was walking with a couple friends and this guy walks by us and says to his friend "i'm not greedy, im just greedy with money"

2. in history class we were talking about child labor during the late 1800s and this girl says"i think that the main resouce for child labor was children" the teacher just ignored her and tried to keep the class going.

I was at a chinese restaurant and there was this kid reading the nutrition fact on the back of the soy sauce bottle. He then blurts out to his dad "this stuff has more sodium than salt!". :lol:

I overheard a conversation in a supermarket today: "so now he's ruined 2 families and got another **** pregnant!".

*sigh* :|

I was at a chinese restaurant and there was this kid reading the nutrition fact on the back of the soy sauce bottle. The blurts out to his dad "this stuff as more sodium than salt!". :lol:

Pirate700

Now this is funny :lol:

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whta are some of the wierdest funniest or stupidest thing syouve heared people say.

i have two.

1. i was walking with a couple friends and this guy walks by us and says to his friend "i'm not greedy, im just greedy with money"

2. in history class we were talking about child labor during the late 1800s and this girl says"i think that the main resouce for child labor was children" the teacher just ignored her and tried to keep the class going.

lil_zelda_dude

2. in history class we were talking about child labor during the late 1800s and this girl says"i think that the main resouce for child labor was children" the teacher just ignored her and tried to keep the class going.

Kahunakid

My brother trying to be funny when me and my dad are joking around. It ends lots of funny conversations.

Some girl in my class asked "are fish animals?"

I facepalmed

Some girl in my class asked "are fish animals?"

I facepalmed

wildjango64

"I could care less" (When talking about something they don't care about) thats a line that annoys me. The speaker most times Doesn't even understand what they are saying -_- Thats the only one I remember off hand tho fastesttruck

Ugh, this. I quite literally feel the need to face-palm every time I hear someone say or type this. I think there's another one similar to this that's equally as stupid but I can't remember what it is.

[QUOTE="wildjango64"]

Some girl in my class asked "are fish animals?"

I facepalmed

Pirate700

technically fish is meat. but i dont mean to go religious on anyone but i think this stems from christianity, not eating meat on fridays during lent but fish is aloud.

[QUOTE="Kahunakid"]

2. in history class we were talking about child labor during the late 1800s and this girl says"i think that the main resouce for child labor was children" the teacher just ignored her and tried to keep the class going.

gamerguru100

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[QUOTE="Kahunakid"]

2. in history class we were talking about child labor during the late 1800s and this girl says"i think that the main resouce for child labor was children" the teacher just ignored her and tried to keep the class going.

rnd10

The class: College Earth Science

The question: "Does anyone know the state that extracts the most sulfur deposits?"

An answer: "Canada?"

Problem was the girl who answered was serious about it.

[QUOTE="fastesttruck"] "I could care less" (When talking about something they don't care about) thats a line that annoys me. The speaker most times Doesn't even understand what they are saying -_- Thats the only one I remember off hand tho Fable_w8ter

Ugh, this. I quite literally feel the need to face-palm every time I hear someone say or type this. I think there's another one similar to this that's equally as stupid but I can't remember what it is.

[QUOTE="Fable_w8ter"]

[QUOTE="fastesttruck"] "I could care less" (When talking about something they don't care about) thats a line that annoys me. The speaker most times Doesn't even understand what they are saying -_- Thats the only one I remember off hand tho fastesttruck

Ugh, this. I quite literally feel the need to face-palm every time I hear someone say or type this. I think there's another one similar to this that's equally as stupid but I can't remember what it is.

my history teacher tells a girl to name five kings, she can´t even name one and then she says

¨William II?¨

so the teachear asks ¨where is he from¨

she says ¨he´s from the english revolution right?¨

don´t know if the teacher said yes but the ponit is that it was very clear he was from england

and after thinking for a few minutes she says Ï don´t know¨, to make things worse there were posters with hints for that question all over the classroom

also the same teacher asked a guy the day of the mexican independence ( I live in mexico so he should really be stupid to not know) and he said a totally different date

Well this one more plays into the actions involved with what was said, but it is great and hillarious.

I had a very strange but badass teacher in my old high-school (granted I never had his class). At some point in his life he got into an accident or something and died like 5 times on the way to the hospital. By some freaking miracle he had survived the incident but had lost an eye, so he had a glass eye.

Now for the funny. As you might expect in high-school you get kids who act up and what not. He had the BEST WAY EVER of dealing with this.

He would tell a kid "I'm keeping my eye on you" and he would TAKE OUT HIS GLASS EYE AND LEAVE IT ON THEIR DESK!!!:lol: