Wife boils husband's groin

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#1 Oleg_Huzwog
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The AP is reporting that Maverna Theresa Turay of Brandenton, Florida has been arrested on charges of aggravated battery with great bodily harm after pouring boiling hot water on her husband's man zone.

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From the article: "Turay boiled the water and threw it on her husband's groin while he slept. He sustained second degree burns and ran out of the house screaming"

The natural question is: how will this impact the stock market?

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#2 nickyb628
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Hahahaha, of course that would be the natural question. She clearly wasn't too happy with him.
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#3 UnamedThing
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Ouch, I can feel the hurt just reading that....
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#4 Cheinei
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Lol I can only imagine...
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#5 Theokhoth
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My legs clinched together as I read that.:cry:
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#6 DeeJayInphinity
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I guess she likes roasted nuts, but that's not the way to go about attaining them.. Open flame!
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#7 tocklestein2005
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I detest stories of trauma to the groin.
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#8 Darth-Caedus
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:| Remind me never to do any thing to annoy that woman :|
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#9 Witchsight
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* Ow my groin

Give that man the million dollars!

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#10 bsman00
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Poor guy...that is like the worse thing you can do to a man
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#11 Gigagamer2
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perhaps she was attempting the opposite of a cold shower?
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#12 BobbyTurkalino
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Come on, that's no fun.
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#13 shyskillz
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he coulda been castrated like Wayne Bobbit. i'm still amazed at how that guy was able to get it stitched back on and then go on to do porn ......only in America.
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#14 II_Seraphim_II
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The AP is reporting that Maverna Theresa Turay of Brandenton, Florida has been arrested on charges of aggravated battery with great bodily harm after pouring boiling hot water on her husband's man zone.

Link to article

From the article: "Turay boiled the water and threw it on her husband's groin while he slept. He sustained second degree burns and ran out of the house screaming"

The natural question is: how will this impact the stock market?

Oleg_Huzwog

well, I can tell you the stocks wont be going up anytime soon :?

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#15 MetaKirbyfan14
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I just read that on my wiis news channel.
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#16 comp_atkins
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heat kills sperm.. she just wanted to get down unprotected and not get pregnant
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#17 DarkPrinceXC
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[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]

The AP is reporting that Maverna Theresa Turay of Brandenton, Florida has been arrested on charges of aggravated battery with great bodily harm after pouring boiling hot water on her husband's man zone.

Link to article

From the article: "Turay boiled the water and threw it on her husband's groin while he slept. He sustained second degree burns and ran out of the house screaming"

The natural question is: how will this impact the stock market?

II_Seraphim_II

well, I can tell you the stocks wont be going up anytime soon :?

I see wut u did thar

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#18 RenegadePatriot
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That hurts just reading about it, I bet she was not too happy with him.
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#19 Dexs31
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That does not sound fun.
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#20 II_Seraphim_II
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[QUOTE="II_Seraphim_II"][QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]

The AP is reporting that Maverna Theresa Turay of Brandenton, Florida has been arrested on charges of aggravated battery with great bodily harm after pouring boiling hot water on her husband's man zone.

Link to article

From the article: "Turay boiled the water and threw it on her husband's groin while he slept. He sustained second degree burns and ran out of the house screaming"

The natural question is: how will this impact the stock market?

DarkPrinceXC

well, I can tell you the stocks wont be going up anytime soon :?

I see wut u did thar

i try :oops:

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#21 Sajo7
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That woman is either ignorant or evil. If she could only appreciate how horrible that is to do.
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My legs went all of a sudden very weak :(

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#23 Jak-25
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Ouch!!! Why did she do that? It is painful just reading that.
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#24 II_Seraphim_II
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That woman is either ignorant or evil. If she could only appreciate how horrible that is to do.Sajo7

Seriously, thats like sum guy cutting off a woman's breast or sumthing as sick :?

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#25 ArmoredAshes
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The AP is reporting that Maverna Theresa Turay of Brandenton, Florida has been arrested on charges of aggravated battery with great bodily harm after pouring boiling hot water on her husband's man zone.

Link to article

From the article: "Turay boiled the water and threw it on her husband's groin while he slept. He sustained second degree burns and ran out of the house screaming"

The natural question is: how will this impact the stock market?

Oleg_Huzwog

hahahahaha thats a horrible thing to happen

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#26 kingdre
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Oh God... :shock:
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#27 haziqonfire
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Probably the worst thing you want to read while your in class (me) because you start laughing .. and people stare.

:lol:

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#28 heyfunboy
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I need a video of this. Saw a video of a dude setting his ***** on fire. I wanna see this!!!!!
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#29 Syndicate-Curse
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Lol I can only imagine...Cheinei
I wouldnt want to :shock:
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#30 FalcoLX
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That's just not right.
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#31 FalcoLX
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I need a video of this. Saw a video of a dude setting his ***** on fire. I wanna see this!!!!!heyfunboy
How do you find a video of that? Did you search flaming **** or something? :P
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#32 II_Seraphim_II
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That's just not right.FalcoLX

Falco is such a noob, Wolf eats him for breakfast 8)

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#33 DabsTight703
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Holy wow that made me cringe. I feel like I need to scream really loud now.
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#34 -TheSecondSign-
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I bet it looks like strechy beef jerky.

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#35 II_Seraphim_II
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I bet it looks like strechy beef jerky.

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#36 Bloodaxe726
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Does it make me a bad person to laugh...really loudly?
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#37 FalcoLX
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[QUOTE="FalcoLX"]That's just not right.II_Seraphim_II

Falco is such a noob, Wolf eats him for breakfast 8)

lol, I was so close to completely misinterpreting what you said. I was offended for a second before I realized you were talking about SSB
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#38 69ANT69
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Ouch!, I can't imagine how much that must of hurt.
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#39 Vfanek
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I was sitting here thinking that I knew this thing pain. Article proved me wrong.
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#40 7guns
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Har har har
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#41 stevenk4k5
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Ughhhhhhhhhhhh! I can't even imagine how much that must suck!
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#42 howlrunner13
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*while still half asleep* "Mmm, what are you cooking honey? It smells so good." *wakes up* "HOLY ****!"
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#43 Truth_Seekr
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Off with her head and I'll raise the DOW a few points

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#44 greenprince
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Thats nuts!
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#45 Oleg_Huzwog
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So far today, the DJIA is down 77 points but Nasdaq is up 30.

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#46 stevenk4k5
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Thats nuts!greenprince

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#47 MgamerBD
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Wow while he was asleep too harsh.
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#48 Samwel_X
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That sounds pretty, pretty, pretty, painful...
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#49 helium_flash
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"Woops! I spilled my boiling pot of water!"
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#50 mxc_takeshi
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That's gotta hurt. :?