Wii Fit turns woman into a sex addict

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#1 markop2003
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Amanda Flowers, a catering worker in Manchester, needs 10 sex sessions a day - courtesy a fall from her Wii Fit board which turned her into a sex addict.

Even the slightest of vibrations, from mobile phones to food processors, turns her on, reports The Daily Star.

She said: "It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm."

A doctor diagnosed her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome due to a damaged nerve.

Single Amanda, 24, from Harpurhey, said: "With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I'll find a superstud who can satisfy me."

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#2 rawsavon
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Can I get her number....
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#3 Wolls
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:lol: poor woman.... she must really hate riding the train now :P
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#4 194197844077667059316682358889
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Can I get her number....rawsavon
You might want to check photos and maybe her Yelp reviews first
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#5 Jazz_Fan
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Yeah I posted this on a union board. Interesting stuff.
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#6 Desulated
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....wut?

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#7 MistressMinako
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Can I get her number....rawsavon
Yeah, me too.... :P
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#8 194197844077667059316682358889
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:lol: poor woman.... she must really hate riding the train now :PWolls
Is that new slang?
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#9 Theokhoth
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You're not supposed to sit on it that way. . .
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#10 GC4ever
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wow why isn't my girl different?
she uses wii fit all the time, still the same....

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[QUOTE="Wolls"]:lol: poor woman.... she must really hate riding the train now :Pxaos
Is that new slang?

Just take it literally. :P
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#12 CBR600-RR
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:lol: poor woman.... she must really hate riding the train now :PWolls

Yup, the rails coming out of Manchester are bumpy as anything. :lol:

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#13 Wolf-Man2006
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I bet she loves electric toothbrushes

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#14 Chenwei91
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[QUOTE="Wolls"]:lol: poor woman.... she must really hate riding the train now :Pxaos
Is that new slang?

haha... :lol: I think he actually meant literally, 'cus you know... riding the train is kinda bumpy...
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#15 rawsavon
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:lol: poor woman.... she must really hate riding the train now :PWolls
Not what I heard...they say that ride has been sold out for months
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#16 xhellcatx
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Talk about a freak accident. At least whatever guy gets with her will know shes not faking, huh? ... .. She probably has her cell in her pocket all the time, turned on vibrate, and calls herself all day long. "Lets talk about sex, baby, lets talk about you and me, lets talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be, lets talk about sex, lets talk about sex!" I bet you thats her ring tone.
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#17 jimmyjammer69
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Weird... looking for the original article, I noticed The Daily Star has run a Wii Fit article every April since 2008.

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[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="Wolls"]:lol: poor woman.... she must really hate riding the train now :PChenwei91
Is that new slang?

haha... :lol: I think he actually meant literally, 'cus you know... riding the train is kinda bumpy...

Extremely bumpy, and a pretty constant vibration as well.
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Hey...uh ....yea...can. I get yo numba?
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#20 muller39
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Moving to Manchester.

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#21 XD4NTESINF3RNOX
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Moving to Manchester.

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ASAP :P
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#22 Engrish_Major
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Wow, hot. *checks prices of Wii Fit for girlfriend*
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"[...] a superstud who can satisfy me."

markop2003

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I like her straightforwardness.

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[QUOTE="Wolls"]:lol: poor woman.... she must really hate riding the train now :Pxaos
Is that new slang?

Lol it wasnt...maybe my subconcious is really dirty :twisted:
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#25 II_Seraphim_II
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Wow...I need to buy Wii fit like right now! On a slightly related topic, this reminds me of the only episode of Grey's Anatomy which I saw which was about a woman who has spontaneous orgasms :P
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#26 Trollsters
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We need to figure out how to recreate this incident and sell it for a profit! soooo much money to be made!
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#27 soapman72
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I have to get my Girl freind the wii fit8)

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#28 scorch-62
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:lol: poor woman.... she must really hate riding the train now :PWolls
Sounds like quite the opposite, actually.
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#29 xhellcatx
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We need to figure out how to recreate this incident and sell it for a profit! soooo much money to be made!Trollsters
Guys would be lining up with their girlfriends in little pet carriers, "Its ok babes, just a little trip to the vet office" >____>
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#30 Engrish_Major
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I have to get my Girl freind the wii fit8)

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Does Wii Fit have multiplayer? Co-op?
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[QUOTE="soapman72"]

I have to get my Girl freind the wii fit8)

Engrish_Major

Does Wii Fit have multiplayer? Co-op?

I think it has both multiplayer and co-op once you turn it on

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#33 Snipes_2
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That's odd. How often does she use the Wii fit to damage a nerve :/

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#34 alexside1
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LAMO did that really happen?
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#35 kidsmelly
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I need to get me one.

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#36 Oleg_Huzwog
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She's faking. She's lonely and hopes a "superstud" falls for it.

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#37 XilePrincess
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At least she's not claiming her life sucks or anything.
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#38 comp_atkins
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no clever quip to add.. seems that ground has been pretty well covered.
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Bad news for her with all the earthquakes happening recently.

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#40 Adrianstalker
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I heard that the photos of the woman are very ugly.

QWERTYCommander

I never heard of it, but I KNOW she is ugly and a bit daf too. The way the article end with that quote points it out, no pretty woman would be involved in this

She is abottom feeder, a beta dog

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#41 Engrish_Major
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I need to get me one.

kidsmelly
One... Wii Fit? or orgasm-addicted lady?
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#42 Adrianstalker
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She's faking. She's lonely and hopes a "superstud" falls for it.

Oleg_Huzwog

That is what I think as well. Pretty sure she is loonie

Constant sexual desires its a horrible condition, and pretty serious. I read it about on cracked

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#43 kidsmelly
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[QUOTE="kidsmelly"]

I need to get me one.

Engrish_Major

One... Wii Fit? or orgasm-addicted lady?

Preferably both.

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#45 Jipset
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[QUOTE="Engrish_Major"][QUOTE="kidsmelly"] One... Wii Fit? or orgasm-addicted lady?

[QUOTE="kidsmelly"]

I need to get me one.

Engrish_Major
One... Wii Fit? or orgasm-addicted lady?

He needs the Wii Fit to satisfy the woman. :P
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#46 Mr_Versipellis
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Wish i was her XD is she hawt?
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#47 tofu-lion91
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I've heard about people being developing that condition naturally but not from a fall. Wow I've gotta be careful on Wii Fit from now on o_O
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#48 muller39
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I won't be suprised if an increase of wii fit falls will occur in our near future.

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#49 Solid_Tango
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Woah i must ve fallen of a wii fit when i was 11 then.
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#50 fidosim
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1. Set phone on vibrate. 2. Approach woman. 3. Have someone call your phone. 4. Win.