Woman files lawsuit against ALL homosexuals

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A Nebraska woman identifying herself as the "ambassador" for plaintiffs "God and His Son, Jesus Christ," is suing all homosexuals on Earth for breaking "religious and moral laws," according to court records filed Tuesday.

"That homosexuality is a sin and that they the homosexuals know it is a sin to live a life of homosexuality. Why else would they have been hiding in the closet."

Driskell writes, "I'm sixty six years old, an [sic] I never thought that I would see the day in which our Great Nation or Our Great State of Nebraska would become so compliant to the complicity of some peoples [sic] lewd behavior."

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Is it a sin that I take great joy in the moral misery of these people?

And this is why we succeed.

I love these sort of cases.

It's so awesome when they fail.

If she wants to sue somebody, she should sue Little Debbie for making her so fat and unattractive that the already limited pool of straight men in Nebraska refused to bang her.

She might actually have a winning case.

This is why the world makes fun of you America, lol.

Um... not sure what to say...

Seems legit.

California would eat her alive.

Nah, they'd chew her and spit her back out again.

Someone is still caught in the very distant past.

@br0kenrabbit: I dunno which one is more stupid , that old granny or the lawyer who represents her .....

Maybe she should sue the priests who break those laws instead?

The things me and his so

Both wrong. They'd chew her, swallow, wait 15-20 mins, and vomit her back out to cut some calories.

Then they'd smoke a doobie and make jokes about people from Florida.

It's so lovely that we have "true believers" thinking that God can't enforce apparently his/her/it's own supposed laws and codes.. Which I always thought this line of logic, irrational to begin with.. Because the basic premise behind Christian faith is that we are all sinners (regardless if we have ever committed a sin or not, due to original sin), and that you have to accept Jesus to be atoned.. This implies that no sin is necessarily greater than the other, because if you do not accept Jesus your still destined for the same place.. In fact our entire culture in the United States, and the world really, is based around materialism.. Something that both Jesus and writings in the bible demonized.. Where is the uproar for that? Because unlike homosexuality, it is far more rampant and all encompassing than anything coming close to it.. And we can actually make links to our materialism to the physical harm and death of people world wide...

who cares

The Constitution is the law of the land in the United States and it provides separation of church and state. Her religious and moral law doesn't mean a damn thing. If she wants to line a lawyer's pockets with money for something she has no chance at winning, that's her choice.

I hate to say this ( because the US is also my country ) but only in America this can happen, of course, one of the great things about America is that in practical terms you have the almost sacred "right" to be an idiot.

She is representing herself.

I love reading stories about stupid people. Always good for a laugh.

I thought this was satire....

America also needs to ditch the Republicans, especially the Tea Party.

lol California.

Is it even possible to file a lawsuit without being able to identify the accused?

I wonder if she file against a group the represents homosexuals.

Not being American, I have no idea what the Tea Party is.

I'd like to think that, were God to actually send an ambassador on his behalf, that he would have the sense to give her a task in which the lawsuit she filed at least had judicial standing.

Trailer trash with voting rights.

Soon the crazy generation will be dead and the world will be better off.

Nah, each generation brings new crazies.

I wonder what the next generation will bring.

Because one person is the standard. Ignorance is your forte....kudos. You are much like the woman in the title.

Why doesn't she file her lawsuit directly with God and leaves the rest of the people alone? If it's an affront against God, let him do the paperwork.

@GTR12: And I'm sure whatever country you're from doesn't have biggoted old people :P

@GTR12: In the United States we can file a law suit that will go no where. In other countries they just kill gays for being gay. Does the rest of the world make fun of that.

Australia, and nah we dont have biggoted old people...

We have biggoted people :p

Sheesh cant OT take a joke

why dont she just sue the whole damn world cause everyone sins.

I hope this woman enjoys her time filling millions of lawsuits that would most likely end up all failing.

There are not enough facepalms in the world.

Get a life woman..

... I... I... I don't know what to say... this is... wow

Ah but God is her life, cos she is religious xD

My thoughts exactly

Just because someone files a claim doesn't mean it goes through. there's no way this is going to actually go to court.

Makes me ashamed to be a 36 year old...

.. Well at least she is not going on a shooting spree like other people when they feel their religious edicts are violated..