Woman getting married to a fairground ride

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5972632/Woman-getting-married-to-fairground-ride.html

This follows a "courtship" of 3,000 rides over ten years with the 80ft gondola ride called 1001 Nachts.

Miss Wolfe, 33, from Pennsylvania, will change her surname to Weber after the manufacturer of the ride she travels 160 miles to visit 10 times per year, according to reports

"I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we'll be together forever," she said.

Miss Wolfe first fell for the ride when she was 13: "I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.

"I wasn't freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didn't tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn't 'normal' to have feelings for a fairground ride.

Ten years later, she decided to go back to Knoebels Amusement Park to declare her love. She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it.

She claims to believe they share a fulfilling physical and spiritual relationship and does not get jealous when other people ride it.

Although she faces discrimination from employers, most of her family and friends have been supportive. "I'm not hurting anyone and I can't help it," she said. "It's a part of who I am."

Well it happens.

There was aTilt-A-Whirl when I was younger . . . . what a ride.

Lol that's awesome. th3warr1or

She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to itdouble_heist

i'd call her weird but that's like a crow calling the raven black

Lol no comment. People will love what they want to. Doesn't affect me so she can do as she pelases.

So what would this be classified as? Rideosexual?

what is the world coming too..?

People like that need to be examined:roll:

That's all kinds of hilarious.

Ah, there goes yet more of my faith in humanity.

We got some freaking sickos in this world.

I guess since this is considered alright there wouldn't be a problem with me marrying my printer/fax? I'm male but I plan on changing my name. how does Jeff Cannon sound?

Ah, there goes yet more of my faith in humanity.

Bigg_Boi

It's ok im about to take even more of that faith...there are actually people who brag about how many machines they've had sex with >_>

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Ah, there goes yet more of my faith in humanity.

ArmoredAshes

It's ok im about to take even more of that faith...there are actually people who brag about how many machines they've had sex with >_>

*Slams head onto desk*

Ah! This makes the gay furry stuff I've seen seem normal in comparison!

It's not a "him". It's a freaking "it". It is a genderless, lifeless, man-made object. :| *facepalm* *bangs head on desk*

Ah, there goes yet more of my faith in humanity.

Bigg_Boi

Work technical support for a day. You will completely loose faith in the human race.

On topic though, I remember seeing a article about some dude that is sexually attracted to cars.......and even 'does it' with them somehow. F'd up people!

[QUOTE="double_heist"]She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to itWitchsight

Gosh darn it where are those family values politicians when you need them to tell this lady what she can and can not do?!?!

How would that wedding night go? Does she love it equally when it's not running and when it's running? Why doesn't she change her last name to Nachts? And... did anyone look at this lady's picture?

I don't know where I'm going with all of that but that's what came to my mind first. Besides the fact that this is sad and weird.

Oh man, after viewing the picture in that link... I think I feel sorry for the fairground ride.

WAIT! Empathy for an inanimate object? This is the beginnng of my spiritual demise.

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:cry:

Issues..

And people get all worked up the second you mention gay marriage.....cell_dweller

Lmao

Hmm, yeah :|.

Wonder what the children will look like :roll:.

Mechanophilia? Why do I have to live in PA along with all the other weird people. :cry:

And that woman isn't on medication for her obvious problems. . .why?

How stupid can humanity get?

Petition for more opression anyone?

So its possible to get married to an object?? =S

Hmm, yeah :|.

Wonder what the children will look like :roll:.

Oakfront

We got some freaking sickos in this world.

DragonRebel0908

Seconded this is the craziest thing I've seen in a while.

Lol no comment. People will love what they want to. Doesn't affect me so she can do as she pelases.

bigblunt537

[QUOTE="double_heist"]She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to itWitchsight

If You Love It So Much Why Don't You Marry It! .....Oh wait.... :?

if she does have a baby with that thing then shes going to have trouble giving birth......ProjectDGE

That's hot.

Why don't cops lock up twisted people like that?