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#1 PlzDuntBanMe
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Women are complex creatures…..

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding
If you visit her often,she thinks it is boring
If you don't , she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't , you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "Oh it's natural, we are girls"
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they a just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short :
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful……….WOMEN !……..

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#2 fidosim
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I don't know who your girlfriend is, but I think she's bipolar.
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#3 JustPlainLucas
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I'm going to play it safe and just say I like your avatar. :)
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#4 cowplayinghalo
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Awesome. Did you write this yourself?

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#5 Pirate700
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The key to dealing with the complexity is to just be your self and find a woman that matches.

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#6 muller39
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Yup they are totally complicated and just when you think you have a grasp on how they think and or act they slip through your fingers like a bar of soap in the shower.

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#7 MgamerBD
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This is what I think of women: 1. Their human so guys stop treating them like their some weird species 2. They can be confusing alot 3. They have emotions and feeling too and you will be suprised how excited they will be if you talk to them.
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#8 ghoklebutter
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Women are from Venus, and men are from Mars...
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#9 TheNewEraIcon
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totally! xD women...man oh man, nothing else in the entire universe can confuse me, more then a woman can:P

Here in Serbia they're even more confusing my friend, they play around with reverse psychology and alot act sort of passive aggressive

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#10 socked_feet
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Yeah...all of those are horribly untrue and stereotypical traits that some guys use as excuses because they're too dumb to figure out/hold on to a woman.
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#11 XilePrincess
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If somebody whines that much, they need to be sedated. I don't think I've done even a handful of those at any point in my life.
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#12 Snipes_2
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Wow, That my friend, is a long list. :P

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#13 Pirate700
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Yeah...all of those are horribly untrue and stereotypical traits that some guys use as excuses because they're too dumb to figure out/hold on to a woman.socked_feet
This. Women are no more complicated than us dudes. If you are with a chick like the TC described, run because she's either insane or bipolar.

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#14 supa_badman
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Moderation would be a man's best friend then.

Sounds easy enough.

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#15 II_Seraphim_II
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Women are no more complex than men. The only reason people think so is because men usually make the first move, and thus get rejected more often. This leads us to believe women have values we cannot possibly understand. Think of it this way, if it were the other way around and women started asking guys out, we would probably be the picky ones. I mean when you have so many options and offers, you don't feel the urgency to say yes, something better is probably waiting around the corner. It's like Chris Rock said "Women say they hardly ever think about sex, unlike guys. Well, obviously! Every guy's been offering you sex since you were 13! It's bound to be boring by now!"
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#16 btaylor2404
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And we are fairly simple, therefore it makes it so hard to understand them.
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#17 ghoklebutter
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Women are no more complex than men. The only reason people think so is because men usually make the first move, and thus get rejected more often. This leads us to believe women have values we cannot possibly understand. Think of it this way, if it were the other way around and women started asking guys out, we would probably be the picky ones. I mean when you have so many options and offers, you don't feel the urgency to say yes, something better is probably waiting around the corner. It's like Chris Rock said "Women say they hardly ever think about sex, unlike guys. Well, obviously! Every guy's been offering you sex since you were 13! It's bound to be boring by now!"II_Seraphim_II
My sentiments exactly.
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#18 THE_DRUGGIE
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And we are fairly simple, therefore it makes it so hard to understand them.btaylor2404
We're not simple. We're complex. I'm hungry. I'm going to get food.
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#19 MgamerBD
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Women are no more complex than men. The only reason people think so is because men usually make the first move, and thus get rejected more often. This leads us to believe women have values we cannot possibly understand. Think of it this way, if it were the other way around and women started asking guys out, we would probably be the picky ones. I mean when you have so many options and offers, you don't feel the urgency to say yes, something better is probably waiting around the corner. It's like Chris Rock said "Women say they hardly ever think about sex, unlike guys. Well, obviously! Every guy's been offering you sex since you were 13! It's bound to be boring by now!"II_Seraphim_II
:o Where did you find this info...I've never found such advice on the internetz.
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#20 gago-gago
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Not really, they just have mood swings depending on the time of the month.

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#21 Omni-Slash
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 ..sums it up...
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#22 Senge
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Not really, they just have mood swings depending on the time of the month.

gago-gago

That's way overused. What women do you hang out with? :P I rarely if even ever experienced that with women around me. I don't know, but I feel that mood swings in relation to women tend to be exaggerated.

And yeah I agree that women aren't really complicated. They really aren't.

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#23 clyde46
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And we are fairly simple, therefore it makes it so hard to understand them.btaylor2404
We are a like a AK47, point and shoot. Couldnt be simplier. Women on the other hand are like a highly complex targeting system. Takes years to understand and you still dont know what all the buttons do :P
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#24 II_Seraphim_II
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[QUOTE="II_Seraphim_II"]Women are no more complex than men. The only reason people think so is because men usually make the first move, and thus get rejected more often. This leads us to believe women have values we cannot possibly understand. Think of it this way, if it were the other way around and women started asking guys out, we would probably be the picky ones. I mean when you have so many options and offers, you don't feel the urgency to say yes, something better is probably waiting around the corner. It's like Chris Rock said "Women say they hardly ever think about sex, unlike guys. Well, obviously! Every guy's been offering you sex since you were 13! It's bound to be boring by now!"MgamerBD
:o Where did you find this info...I've never found such advice on the internetz.

I have connections :P
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#25 Bloodseeker23
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They are not complex... they just communicate in other ways.. :P Really though, I had an ex one, she is just too..complicated. One time, I told her that im gonna call her around 8:30, and I did, but by 5 minutes off. She got all sad and depress, saying that don't ever call her if im just gonna be late and all.... -_-
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#26 astrozombie37
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I'm notTHAT complicated...but I'm looking at it from a woman's perspective :D Men can be so intelligent yet so simple.

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#27 btaylor2404
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[QUOTE="btaylor2404"]And we are fairly simple, therefore it makes it so hard to understand them.clyde46
We are a like a AK47, point and shoot. Couldnt be simplier. Women on the other hand are like a highly complex targeting system. Takes years to understand and you still dont know what all the buttons do :P

Thank you Clyde, that's a very better description of what I meant.
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#28 quadraleap
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I think both genders can be walking contradictions. Comes down to the person.
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#29 Wellzification
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A legend once said about a women - "Never trust anything that bleeds for a week, and lives".
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Your head will explode if you ever meet me.
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#31 binpink
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I like being complicated. :P Not going to lower my standards or dumb things down just because some guy doesn't want to exert any effort. And guys are complicated too, who are we kidding. Their needs may be more basic or limited, but they're really strong and important needs, and women have to figure out how to handle that.

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A legend once said about a women - "Never trust anything that bleeds for a week, and lives".Wellzification
:lol: Awesome.
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I got the source code tho, I win.
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#34 xhellcatx
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surely the woman that is about is skiz. im pretty calm with my men.

*shrugs*

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#35 LostProphetFLCL
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I like being complicated. :P Not going to lower my standards or dumb things down just because some guy doesn't want to exert any effort. And guys are complicated too, who are we kidding. Their needs may be more basic or limited, but they're really strong and important needs, and women have to figure out how to handle that.

binpink

No we guys are not complicated at all.

We just want beer food, and to see something naked.

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#36 Omni-Slash
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[QUOTE="LostProphetFLCL"]

No we guys are not complicated at all.

We just want beer food, and to see something naked.

and some are desperate enough to just accept a good body in a tight outfit.....sad really...
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#38 McJugga
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[QUOTE="Omni-Slash"][QUOTE="LostProphetFLCL"]

No we guys are not complicated at all.

We just want beer food, and to see something naked.

and some are desperate enough to just accept a good body in a tight outfit.....sad really...

Odd... That always seems to make me happy, not sad. :P
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#39 binpink
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[QUOTE="binpink"]

I like being complicated. :P Not going to lower my standards or dumb things down just because some guy doesn't want to exert any effort. And guys are complicated too, who are we kidding. Their needs may be more basic or limited, but they're really strong and important needs, and women have to figure out how to handle that.

LostProphetFLCL

No we guys are not complicated at all.

We just want beer food, and to see something naked.

Those would be the more basic/limited needs I mentioned. Women have to figure out how much of each you want, how much of each to give you, and when you want each of them. Gotta balance both side's needs and meet somewhere in the middle.
Plus not all guys value those to the same degree, and for some guys not at all.

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#40 LostProphetFLCL
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[QUOTE="LostProphetFLCL"]

[QUOTE="binpink"]

I like being complicated. :P Not going to lower my standards or dumb things down just because some guy doesn't want to exert any effort. And guys are complicated too, who are we kidding. Their needs may be more basic or limited, but they're really strong and important needs, and women have to figure out how to handle that.

binpink

No we guys are not complicated at all.

We just want beer food, and to see something naked.

Those would be the more basic/limited needs I mentioned. Women have to figure out how much of each you want, how much of each to give you, and when you want each of them. Gotta balance both side's needs and meet somewhere in the middle.
Plus not all guys value those to the same degree, and for some guys not at all.

Are you kidding? I want as much of each as I can get:lol:
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#41 gubrushadow
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I'm going to play it safe and just say I like your avatar. :)JustPlainLucas
yeah its awsom !:D
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#42 narutoisapirate
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i think your whipped.

also, no there not.

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#43 binpink
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Are you kidding? I want as much of each as I can get:lol:LostProphetFLCL

Terrific... but not every guy feels the same way. Just have to get to know your man I guess and then it's easier.

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#44 -Iconoclast-
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That quite a generalization, but I agree they think more than men sometimes.

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#45 one_plum
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Not as complex as me.

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#46 redstorm72
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Eh, I think it's just that men are so simple that women appear complicated. There is no subtlety in most guys, what we say is what we mean. Our wants are usually pretty obvious as well, food, beer, sex, etc.

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#48 mrbojangles25
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I wouldnt call them complex

simply indecipherable

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#49 compost-mentis
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Women are not complex creatures, they just don't appreciate being dehumanized. Societal oppression is their worst enemy.

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#50 tocool340
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Humans are complex creatures...