Women have figured it all out

not serious, lmao

8 Things Guys Notice About You Instantly

1. How Thick Your Hair Is

2. If Your Smile Is Genuine

3. The Size of Your Group

4. The Pitch of Your Voice

5. Your Hip-to-Waist Ratio

6. Your Glowiness

7. Whats Fake About You

8. Your Eyes

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/dating-advice/what-guys-notice?link=msn%3A%208%20Things%20Guys%20Notice%20About%20You%20Instantly_8%20Words%20That%20Give%20a%20Liar%20Away&dom=msn&tpc=Relationship%20Advice&src=syn&con=art&mag=cos

Obligatory: lolcosmo.

B( . Y . )bs

How thick her hair is. I don't think so.

I heard you can tell if a chick puts out by the way she walks.....................

First things I see are hair, ass, face, then breasts. Most important thing is face.

6. Your Glowinessmingmao3046

[QUOTE="mingmao3046"]6. Your GlowinessLZ71

Uniqueness? Maybe oily skin that makes her face shine like a lighbulb?

Nice. Spark insecurity, that'll teach em.SandmanAwakened

Hell........If she thinks she can't get anything better, the lower the chances she'll say no............

Nice. Spark insecurity, that'll teach em.SandmanAwakened

They're insecure enough if they require compliments, plastic surgery, tight clothes and make-up to feel beautiful.

[QUOTE="SandmanAwakened"]Nice. Spark insecurity, that'll teach em.RadecSupreme

They're insecure enough if they require compliments, plastic surgery, tight clothes and make-up to feel beautiful.

Obligatory: lolcosmo.

Suzy_Q_Kazoo

[QUOTE="RadecSupreme"]

[QUOTE="SandmanAwakened"]Nice. Spark insecurity, that'll teach em.SandmanAwakened

They're insecure enough if they require compliments, plastic surgery, tight clothes and make-up to feel beautiful.

Yep, I have a friend that I have not spoken to in a while, she was this really cute girl with a great body and chicks and guys were jealous it was insane. Eventually she got breast and butt augmentation and she looks like a freaking pornstar. Every picture has these huge upright breasts and its ridiculous. I don't understand why. :( Then its guys who get labeled insecure for being nice. But that's women logic for ya.

I don't recall ever conciously thinking about a woman's "glowiness".

Dafuq is this?

Cosmo: women without sexual experience writing about men and sexual experience.

I don't recall ever conciously thinking about a woman's "glowiness".

TacticalDesire

not serious, lmao

8 Things Guys Notice About You Instantly

1. How Thick Your Hair Is

2. If Your Smile Is Genuine

3. The Size of Your Group

4. The Pitch of Your Voice

5. Your Hip-to-Waist Ratio

6. Your Glowiness

7. Whats Fake About You

8. Your Eyes

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/dating-advice/what-guys-notice?link=msn%3A%208%20Things%20Guys%20Notice%20About%20You%20Instantly_8%20Words%20That%20Give%20a%20Liar%20Away&dom=msn&tpc=Relationship%20Advice&src=syn&con=art&mag=cos

mingmao3046

Obligatory: lolcosmo.

Suzy_Q_Kazoo

This =P

not serious, lmao

8 Things Guys Notice About You Instantly

1. How Thick Your Hair Is - is her hair greasy or nice?

2. If Your Smile Is Genuine - are her teeth jacked up?

3. The Size of Your Group - Does she have any hot friends?

4. The Pitch of Your Voice - is she an annoying whiny girl?

5. Your Hip-to-Waist Ratio - is she fat?

6. Your Glowiness - does she use too much makeup?

7. Whats Fake About You - does she have noticeable breast implants?

8. Your Eyes - does she use too much mascara and eye shadow?

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/dating-advice/what-guys-notice?link=msn%3A%208%20Things%20Guys%20Notice%20About%20You%20Instantly_8%20Words%20That%20Give%20a%20Liar%20Away&dom=msn&tpc=Relationship%20Advice&src=syn&con=art&mag=cos

mingmao3046

male translations.

Cosmo does a good job brainwashing women.the_ChEeSe_mAn2

Obligatory: lolcosmo.

Suzy_Q_Kazoo

Hair thickness? No. Hair length, yes. But wtf is hair thickness?

Hair thickness? No. Hair length, yes. But wtf is hair thickness?

th3warr1or

[QUOTE="th3warr1or"]

Hair thickness? No. Hair length, yes. But wtf is hair thickness?

TopTierHustler

[QUOTE="TopTierHustler"]

[QUOTE="th3warr1or"]

Hair thickness? No. Hair length, yes. But wtf is hair thickness?

chaoscougar1