woot I got a date thanks to my friends stupidity

We were both in FYE (For Your Entertainment) he had to buy a dvd. Sure enough he "needed" a calendar so picked up the one with the women in lingerie on it, and heavy talk ensued at the counter with the cute girl.

Friend: Here you go how much is that?

Her: That'll be $40 & change (forgot how much exactly)

Her: Nice Calendar *gives him a dirty look & laughs*

Him: I know right.

Me: You couldn't get a different one? Perverts I swear

Him: Don't get me started Nick you're the biggest pervert here!

Her: He must not have a girlfriend

Me: *laughing*

Him: I've had a girlfriend, I don't have one right now.

Her: I would have asked ya out Friday but your buying this calendar so...

Me: *cuts her off* I'll take you out Friday, you wanna hit up the club on 5th?

Her: I'd like that yeah

Him: How you just gonna steal my date?

Haha, good job, that was very smooth. 8)

Was there any........ jaydough

that's not allowed anymore.

This is where your friendship begins its steady descent. shaunmc

And an increase in your friend buying lingerie calanders, probably...

good job... i guess

[QUOTE="jaydough"]Was there any........ Boring_Bland

that's not allowed anymore.

that's not allowed anymore.

Boring_Bland

[QUOTE="jaydough"]Was there any........ Boring_Bland

that's not allowed anymore.

[QUOTE="Boring_Bland"]

that's not allowed anymore.

slorg_king

maybe....:D

this is the part where i get a hint of "bs and lameness" in the air?chronicsm0ker

I got a hint of that also. It just sounds too corny.

[QUOTE="chronicsm0ker"]this is the part where i get a hint of "bs and lameness" in the air?SavageM2

I got a hint of that also. It just sounds too corny.

Make sure the girl this girl has experienced alcohol before.

Trust me, I've made mistakes.

nice moves. wear a condom.Boring_Bland

LOL that was funnah.

Your friend will probably try to sabotage everything now. :PChicaQueenWarGa

Dmn right. :P

Was there any ? jaydough

LMAO!!! it seems that fad is back!

Smooth8)

This is where your friendship begins its steady descent. shaunmc

Could not have said it better.

[QUOTE="jaydough"]Was there any........ Boring_Bland

that's not allowed anymore.

What ever happend to bros before whosenintendo_fan675

That rule always goes out the window. :lol:

[QUOTE="jaydough"]Was there any........ Boring_Bland

that's not allowed anymore.

I don't get it...I keep hearing references to that, but still don't know what it's about.

[QUOTE="Boring_Bland"]

[QUOTE="jaydough"]Was there any........ BurningChimaera

that's not allowed anymore.

I don't get it...I keep hearing references to that, but still don't know what it's about.

You don't need to, it's awesome.

Hahaha, excellent 8).