Worst jokes

Tell some funny bad jokes.

Here's one

Why was the woman crossing the street?

[spoiler] Better question: What was she doing out of the kitchen? [/spoiler]

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer.

Harharhar.:P

• Why was the chicken happy?

• Everything was eggcellent.

Bad jokes eh?

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

because 7 8 9 :lol:

What's the worst thing about rollerblading?

(Google the answer)

This is more of a pun but here it goes:

A man sold a snail a car with an "S" painted on it. When the snail drove away, the man cried "LOOK AT THAT S CAR GO!"

:3

This is more of a pun but here it goes:

A man sold a snail a car with an "S" painted on it. When the snail drove away, the man cried "LOOK AT THAT S CAR GO!"

:3

ghoklebutter

lol funny

Why couldn't the white guys play basketball?

[spoiler] The ball wasn't inflated [/spoiler]

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?

He was charged with battery.

What do you call a Mexican with a suitcase?

[spoiler] A Mexican with a suitcase... [/spoiler]

Bad jokes eh?

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

because 7 8 9 :lol:

nelson415

What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

WATAAAAA!

"How can you tell you're in bed with an elephant?"

"By the big 'E' on his pyjama pocket." Oh dear God, it's terrible.

What did Fozzy The Bear do when he missed the bus?

[spoiler]

walka walka walka!

[/spoiler]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

I'm a pile up.

I'm a pile up who?

Don't be so hard on yourself.

What do you do with a dead Chemist?

Barium.

What do you call iron atoms arranged like the carbon atoms in a benzene ring?

Ferrous wheel.

What do you do with a dead Chemist?

Barium.

What do you call iron atoms arranged like the carbon atoms in a benzene ring?

Ferrous wheel.

carrot-cake

complete win right here.

Here's one:

A businessman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan. So the businessman hands over the keys to a Rolls-Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the businessman returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest , which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is; why would you bother to borrow $5,000?

The businessman replied: Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?