Worst Pain You've Been In

Mine is when I got bitten by a copperhead almost near my 'you know what'. I sat down on a log, was just wearing swim trunks, and it launched itself inside my shorts a bit and clamped down on my thigh. I killed the snake by repeatedly smashing its head against a tree. I went to the hospital, and to make a long story short I'm alright. What about you ladies and gents?

Mine is when I got bitten by a copperhead almost near my 'you know what'. I sat down on a log, was just wearing swim trunks, and it launched itself inside my shorts a bit and clamped down on my thigh. I killed the snake by repeatedly smashing its head against a tree. I went to the hospital, and to make a long story short I'm alright. What about you ladies and gents?

RailroadBridge

Ouch. :cry:

The worst pain I've been in was a severe toothache-ear-headache combo. Bad times, indeed.

I broke my thumb with a sledge hammer(One of the reason I have one in the user icon..)grape_of_wrath

Car ran over my foot!

The best part? I was in the car :|

Aaahh to be young/ a complete moron again.

That ball on the side of your foot, forget what's called, got cut off.

Don't ask me how it happened. I was in a catastrophic amount of pain.

I'm assuming mental pain does not count?

So in other words, you humped a tree?

Waking up during surgery when my appendix was being removedxaos

geting multiple stings by those who attack bees , dont know what they are called but they are yellow and red , big ones.gubrushadow

Mine is when I got bitten by a copperhead almost near my 'you know what'. I sat down on a log, was just wearing swim trunks, and it launched itself inside my shorts a bit and clamped down on my thigh. I killed the snake by repeatedly smashing its head against a tree. I went to the hospital, and to make a long story short I'm alright. What about you ladies and gents?

RailroadBridge

[QUOTE="grape_of_wrath"]I broke my thumb with a sledge hammer(One of the reason I have one in the user icon..)RailroadBridge

I broke my little finger when I was about 14. In a more than slightly intoxicated way, I fell spectacularly down a rather steep slope and did not have the appropriate relexes to think 'Hey, I should put my hands out' so I ended up landing on my finger and bending it very literally across my hand. That wasn't the painful bit though, I had alcohol to numb that. Most people just stick two fingers together and hope they heal. Not me, I had to have a metal pin surgically inserted into it (which protruded) to make sure the bone healed in the right way, and oh my GOD the pain I had with that for weeks on end. I had to sleep on the sofa just in case I turned over in my bed and laid on the pin. It was painful enough without that danger.

Oddly enough, I haven't broken anything since...touch wood.

[QUOTE="gubrushadow"]geting multiple stings by those who attack bees , dont know what they are called but they are yellow and red , big ones.deepdreamer256

I have shattered my ankle. I laughed at that. I have have been hit in the nuts very hard by someone much bigger than me. That stung for a few hours, but I got over it.

The only pain that still haunts my memories is a time in high school when we were on a trip and I brought a 24 pack of mt dew. We were 4 hours out, and the bus driver refused to stop until we got there. And around that 4 hours left point, I got to the point where I couldn't hold my piss any longer, however I had to for 4 more hours.

Nothing was more excruciating physically, mentally, and emotionally in my life. Everyone was crowded around waiting for me to burst. My junk, probably from the exertion on the prostate, started to close off and tighten up, so even when I did make it to the bathroom I had problems going.

However, that whole situation was followed by the best feeling of my life when I was finally able to go. That was a good 8 minutes!

Cancer in general really.... There was a point where I just wanted to sleep forever. But more specifically it would be when I went for a simple surgery...

Supposed to be a 30-min ordeal and out you go repalcing a stent. So they start and didn't give me any anesthetic because it wasn't needed (Total ****ing bs, they just want to save money). So I was laying there on my stomach as they plunge instruments into my kidney to grab a stent and add a new one.... They couldn't grab it, it wouldn't come there was a block, it was all inflamed so they keep pushing and tugging and tie me down. I'm laying there crying, yelling for any type of pain management.. But it won't come it was too late they weren't in a room equipped for anesthetic. They try to hold me hand and tell me it will be okay but at that point it was horror I screamed and screamed and held the nurses hand with all my might just to release some of the pain the. My parents could hear the screaming down a giant hall for an hour this went on.... I was only 9.

I still feel bad about the words I said after to all the doctors and nurses while in tears... I told them to go die... arghhh

Bouts with bad heartburn probably. Feels like you're getting punched in the chest over and over again.

Cancer in general really.... There was a point where I just wanted to sleep forever. But more specifically it would be when I went for a simple surgery...

Supposed to be a 30-min ordeal and out you go repalcing a stent. So they start and didn't give me any anesthetic because it wasn't needed (Total ****ing bs, they just want to save money). So I was laying there on my stomach as they plunge instruments into my kidney to grab a stent and add a new one.... They couldn't grab it, it wouldn't come there was a block, it was all inflamed so they keep pushing and tugging and tie me down. I'm laying there crying, yelling for any type of pain management.. But it won't come it was too late they weren't in a room equipped for anesthetic. They try to hold me hand and tell me it will be okay but at that point it was horror I screamed and screamed and held the nurses hand with all my might just to release some of the pain the. My parents could hear the screaming down a giant hall for an hour this went on.... I was only 9.

I still feel bad about the words I said after to all the doctors and nurses while in tears... I told them to go die... arghhh

Ringx55

Fell into an enormous bush of stinging nettles whilst I was already suffering from an allergic reaction that made my eyes so encrusted, I was literally unable to open them without using my fingers to pry my eyelids apart.

[QUOTE="Ringx55"]

Cancer in general really.... There was a point where I just wanted to sleep forever. But more specifically it would be when I went for a simple surgery...

Supposed to be a 30-min ordeal and out you go repalcing a stent. So they start and didn't give me any anesthetic because it wasn't needed (Total ****ing bs, they just want to save money). So I was laying there on my stomach as they plunge instruments into my kidney to grab a stent and add a new one.... They couldn't grab it, it wouldn't come there was a block, it was all inflamed so they keep pushing and tugging and tie me down. I'm laying there crying, yelling for any type of pain management.. But it won't come it was too late they weren't in a room equipped for anesthetic. They try to hold me hand and tell me it will be okay but at that point it was horror I screamed and screamed and held the nurses hand with all my might just to release some of the pain the. My parents could hear the screaming down a giant hall for an hour this went on.... I was only 9.

I still feel bad about the words I said after to all the doctors and nurses while in tears... I told them to go die... arghhh

UbiquitousAeon

I'm assuming mental pain does not count?

entropyecho

When I was in elementary school I was playing hockey and me and a friend were fighting for the puck (ball in our case) and he accidentally swung his stick into my face. Snapped off my two front teeth. However, since it was -30 degrees celsius at the time and the nerves from the broken teeth were exposed, every time I took in a breath, it was unbelievably painful.

I suppose when I broke my ankle.t3hrubikscube

When I shattered my ankle, I stood up and laughed. Nobody believed I broke it til the school nurse made me try to walk on it and you could hear bones crunching. Then they believed me.

It actually didn't hurt at all until I got to the hopsital.

Waking up during surgery when my appendix was being removedxaos

Tough question but the most excrucating pain I can recall is when I got impaled by a couple of ski's in my back skiing in Wyoming. The worst part was the guy just went "oops, sorry about that" and kept on skiing. Luckily it didnt go through my torso but it hurt like hell and left a couple of huge welts on my back.

[QUOTE="t3hrubikscube"]I suppose when I broke my ankle.UltimoIce

When I shattered my ankle, I stood up and laughed. Nobody believed I broke it til the school nurse made me try to walk on it and you could hear bones crunching. Then they believed me.

It actually didn't hurt at all until I got to the hopsital.

[QUOTE="t3hrubikscube"]I suppose when I broke my ankle.UltimoIce

When I shattered my ankle, I stood up and laughed. Nobody believed I broke it til the school nurse made me try to walk on it and you could hear bones crunching. Then they believed me.

It actually didn't hurt at all until I got to the hopsital.

when i dislocated and fractured my wrist at the same time during a basketball game , i was going for a dunk and i made it but my hand slipped and i fell on my wrist , pain was even worse when they relocated, it was so painful . but i know someone whose arm got stuck in a shirt in an old washing machine and broke in 3 different places .

Nothing really just when I was 5 I fell from a cinder block wall and crushed in the occipital region of my skull on a trailer connecting ball. I had to have 3 cranial reconstructive surgeries to fix it. You would think I wouldn't remember it but I remember every second of it...ugh. 9 months in the hospital is horrible.

Thrown off a horse...blunt force trauma...not sure if it was pain..but it was pretty scary..

When I broke my arm trying to jump onto a chair.

The real pain was that I couldn't scratch an itch with my cast on, so I stuck a comb down there

resulting in the cast fluff bunching together, it was a long and dull pain. Stupid, I know.

Back in Nam' I had both of my limbs blown off.

Back in Nam' I had both of my limbs blown off.

UbiquitousAeon

[QUOTE="xaos"]Waking up during surgery when my appendix was being removedRailroadBridge

Anyways, worst pain i was in was probably when i was in a mosh at some gig and I colided with this huge dude, for some reason he had his arms foreward so i got punched in the stomach, we headbutted each other and we hit each others knee.

I just collapsed to the floor in horrifying agony at that point haha... I couldn't straighten out because of the horrible stomach pain, i couldnt stand up because my knees hurt like hell and i had a roaring headache and i started bleeding from my nose a few minutes later. Luckily some guys dragged me out of the crowd on and put me on a table.

[QUOTE="RailroadBridge"]

[QUOTE="xaos"]Waking up during surgery when my appendix was being removedchaplainDMK