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#1 Witchsight
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When me and my friends watched Heroes, whenever they introduced a new character we would always wonder what thier power was... Usually it ended up with us naming off the stupidest powers possible and ROFL-ing. Like, He can read maps like really really well, or everyone in the world can hear him talk all the time... or something.

Whats one you would get if you showed up 8 hours late for the Super Power Giveaway?

the ability to tell the difference between organic and non organic produce

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#2 steppinrazor88
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the power to have non-smelly farts
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#3 double_decker
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Beer generator ability:|
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#4 steppinrazor88
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Beer generator ability:|double_decker

That's an awesome power :o

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#5 RoflSponge
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Like, the opposiet of Claire, so your arms and stuff always fall off.
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#6 Witchsight
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Like, the opposiet of Claire, so your arms and stuff always fall off.RoflSponge

Hyper Leperasy? Awesome!

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#7 RoflSponge
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[QUOTE="RoflSponge"]Like, the opposiet of Claire, so your arms and stuff always fall off.Witchsight

Hyper Leperasy? Awesome!

Not awesome if you have it, lol I can imagine Sylar eating their brain and then saying: "Oh ****" as his arms fall off :lol: 

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#8 staindcoldlp
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I'd have the ability to tell the difference between organic and non organic produce.
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#9 LJS9502_basic
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I'd like the ability to control people...oh yes, the world would be mine.  Mwahahaha!

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#10 Squidward117
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The ability to talk to animals.
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#11 Witchsight
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I'd like the ability to control people...oh yes, the world would be mine.  Mwahahaha!

LJS9502_basic

Sorry, you had to get to the giveaway early to get that one. You get the ability to grow above average potatoes

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#12 steppinrazor88
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I'd like the ability to control people...oh yes, the world would be mine.  Mwahahaha!

LJS9502_basic

No one controls me :|

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#13 SinkO
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Wings that don't work.
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#14 Dominari
Member since 2006 • 2729 Posts
There's a X-Men comic where there was this girl who had a really lame power. All she could do was change the color of things. :P
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#15 tidus_swain
Member since 2003 • 10019 Posts
I'd go home and wait for the next giveaway.
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#16 Eman5805
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Super hair growing power!!!

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#17 RamboSymbiot
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The power to make rainbows appear is pretty crappy

How the hell are you going to defeat a villian with that!?!?!

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#18 Kook18
Member since 2006 • 4257 Posts

The power to make rainbows appear is pretty crappy

How the hell are you going to defeat a villian with that!?!?!

RamboSymbiot
hopefully they're sensitvie to crappy rainbows :?
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#19 trav_have
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The ability to drink hamburgers..DRINK.
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#20 gamerchris810
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The power to make rainbows appear is pretty crappy

How the hell are you going to defeat a villian with that!?!?!

RamboSymbiot

shine the rainbow in there eye then prod them with a large stick. 

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#21 thirstychainsaw
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The power to transform into a bucket of water.
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#22 Kook18
Member since 2006 • 4257 Posts
the uncontrollable ability to see through clothes. of other men.
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#23 Zagrius
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Super-debating skills, but it only works on internet video-gaming forums.
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#24 Ranger_x8b
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The ability to emulate the sissy Conan O'Brian from Pale Force.
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#25 deactivated-5f9e3c6a83e51
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Worst super power?  Body odor man.
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#26 KrAzY_cHrIs
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The ability to know where the £250,000 is in deal or no deal (now you might think thats pretty cool but then you would have to go on to deal or no deal)

or how about the power that anytime you snezze 5 trees shoot out your nose and mouth, how arkward would that be

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#27 rudyroundhead
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the ability to post on GS...oh wait :|
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#28 rudyroundhead
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The power to transform into a bucket of water.thirstychainsaw

Wonder twins that you.... 

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#29 FaceMelter93
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Ability to fart out of the mouth.

Ability to be cool on the OT. 

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#31 Zagrius
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The ability to appear logical in the SW forum.
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#32 mlbslugger86
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the ablity to talk to sea creatures, honestly,thats stupid

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#33 steppinrazor88
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the ablity to talk to sea creatures, honestly,thats stupid

mlbslugger86

Aquaman would drown you if he heard that :P

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#34 mlbslugger86
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[QUOTE="mlbslugger86"]

the ablity to talk to sea creatures, honestly,thats stupid

steppinrazor88

Aquaman would drown you if he heard that :P

not if i drag him out of the water in a net:twisted:

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#35 steppinrazor88
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[QUOTE="steppinrazor88"][QUOTE="mlbslugger86"]

the ablity to talk to sea creatures, honestly,thats stupid

mlbslugger86

Aquaman would drown you if he heard that :P

not if i drag him out of the water in a net:twisted:

You monster!! :cry:

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Magnetic colon
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#37 Fire_Ants
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To be able to talk to the ground............
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#38 Zagrius
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To be able to talk to the ground............Fire_Ants

Anybody can do that, it's just that the ground won't talk back. :P If it could then it would actually a pretty nifty power. 

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#39 Green_Iugana
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the ability to talk to plants
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#40 CyberRuler
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the ability to turn ur arms into giant magnets..... that would almost always work against you
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#41 metallica_fan42
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Being Aquaman. Having all the powers he possesses would be truly hell.
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#42 Private_Vegas
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Dane Cook said he's want the power to shoot spaghetti from his fingers. That's a pretty lame power if you ask me. The most laughable power I can think of would be the power know somethings weight, down to nano gram, by holding it. OR! if a blind man had heat vision! That would be funny.