Would a Cell Phone make a good Weapon?

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#1 JuggaloRandall
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This kid tried to tell me he killed sombody, so I was prepared to for battle! If he would have tried anything I would have nailed him in the god damn temple with my cell phone. (LG Dare). Pretty sure that would have stopped him in his tracks. I have had a bit much to drink, excuse my grammar. Edit: I was holding the phone in my had so the bottom corner was sticking out. I wasn't about to like... smack him with the screen.
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#2 funsohng
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... I can see you are drunk.
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#3 Oborozukiyo
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What happened to your hatchet?
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#4 Melpoe
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... I can see you are drunk.funsohng

Lies!

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... I can see you are drunk.funsohng
No looking allowed.
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#6 cd_rom
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You could use it to call someone who knows how to fight. It's got a delayed response that depends entirely on location and traffic though.
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#9 paradigm68
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Well he wouldn't dare to mess with you again will he? *cricket*....*cricket leaves*

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#10 JuggaloRandall
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Not a bad plan, but if it didn't take him out of the fight, what next?

I recommend taking out his legs. Wrap around his ankles, football lift/tackle to get him on his back, grab his ankle, and twist it inwards (towards his center) until he flips, and then keep twisting.

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Naw bro. I was gonna attempt to break his neck. All 6 foot what ever of him against my 5 foot 8. Im not very tall :(
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#11 rawsavon
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Would a Cell Phone make a good Weapon?

JuggaloRandall

Hell Yes

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#12 my_mortal_coil
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Yes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4O4f6FKYyc

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#14 J-man45
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Of course! Haven't you seen the commercial for those Razor phones?

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#15 CleanNJerk
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axgKGHvSCGQ

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#16 my_mortal_coil
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axgKGHvSCGQ

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I can see accidents happening:

"Hey man can I use your phone?" [sitting on a table]

[absentmindedly answer, busy with something] "Yeah sure."

[You realize you have your phone on you ... oh no that must be ...] "Wait!!!" [you turn]

ZAP!!!

It looks cheap and cheesy anyway.

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#17 JuggaloRandall
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[QUOTE="JuggaloRandall"][QUOTE="InEMplease"]

Not a bad plan, but if it didn't take him out of the fight, what next?

I recommend taking out his legs. Wrap around his ankles, football lift/tackle to get him on his back, grab his ankle, and twist it inwards (towards his center) until he flips, and then keep twisting.

InEMplease

Naw bro. I was gonna attempt to break his neck. All 6 foot what ever of him against my 5 foot 8. Im not very tall :(

Well, you could just insta-punch his neck to try and take him out of the fight right quick, but you run the risk of killing him. GG, have fun in jail if anyone saw you.

Take out his legs, and it won't matter how great his buld is. Musles don't help joints, bend that foot like no tomrrrow.

Could have booted in his knee cap too. I'll have to remember that for next time him and I meet. Thank you for the idea, even though that's not exactly what you had said.
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#18 CleanNJerk
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[QUOTE="CleanNJerk"]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axgKGHvSCGQ

my_mortal_coil

I can see accidents happening:

"Hey man can I use your phone?" [sitting on a table]

[absentmindedly answer, busy with something] "Yeah sure."

[You realize you have your phone on you ... oh no that must be ...] "Wait!!!" [you turn]

ZAP!!!

It looks cheap and cheesy anyway.

You can build one straight from the internals of the phone by default. I will look for the video, and obviously would be used as self defense and who would let their buddy take it without telling them how to use and all.

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#20 JuggaloRandall
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Ah yes, well im good at taking punches to be honest. I fought a lot in high school. I was also thinking if were in a setting, like say a drive way. I could fake with my left and then come in hard with my right. If that were to take him down (I can't be totally sure but you know). If he were on the ground I would just take him by the head and smash it into a car rim. Something like that. I really wanna like, injure this guy.

[QUOTE="JuggaloRandall"][QUOTE="InEMplease"]

Well, you could just insta-punch his neck to try and take him out of the fight right quick, but you run the risk of killing him. GG, have fun in jail if anyone saw you.

Take out his legs, and it won't matter how great his buld is. Musles don't help joints, bend that foot like no tomrrrow.

InEMplease

Could have booted in his knee cap too. I'll have to remember that for next time him and I meet. Thank you for the idea, even though that's not exactly what you had said.

No problem. You could always just jack a car, run his ass over, and ditch the car if you can manage it.

Also, with booting his knee-cap, you have to get yourself in a situation where you are on the floor. To do this, I recommend you feign injury (that means taking a punch) . You can do this several timesif you would like, but always aim for the same knee,

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#21 awesomeray
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only if you get a cell that is one of those old bricks
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#23 TheMadGamer
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Apparently cell phone weapons actually exist in Europe! Who knew.