Would this plan work for my friend to get a woman?

Me and my friend Elroy were talking the other day, and he said he wanted to find that special someone to settle down with. Maybe buy a farm and live on or something. He was thinking what if he just messaged all the women on his Facebook and tell them he loved them along with some romantic quote like "Oh baby you're the air I breathe, the ocean I see out my window, you're my sea, my sky, and my ocean, you are my everything sustain my heart and give me life"

and just copying/pasting and sending that to everyone. He said sure one of them is bound to get all emotional and touched by it and fall in love with him. I'd be willing to help him right good quotes and stuff plus I'd let him contact some of my friends as well. Would it work do you think, OT?

Me and my friend Elroy were talking the other day, and he said he wanted to find that special someone to settle down with. Maybe buy a farm and live on or something. He was thinking what if he just messaged all the women on his Facebook and tell them he loved them along with some romantic quote like "Oh baby you're the air I breathe, the ocean I see out my window, you're my sea, my sky, and my ocean, you are my everything sustain my heart and give me life"

and just copying/pasting and sending that to everyone. He said sure one of them is bound to get all emotional and touched by it and fall in love with him. I'd be willing to help him right good quotes and stuff plus I'd let him contact some of my friends as well. Would it work do you think, OT?

FrenchDynasty

It would work like a charm ;)

I just ask for one thing, please videotape it when one of the girls catches wind of your great idea.

what a horrible idea

Haha I highly doubt that will work unless you come across a fairly attractive woman who is absolutely has low self esteem. He's better of finding a woman elsewhere.

They'd probably just find it really strange. :?

Attach a medical form proving he doesn't have AID's or the herp and it should be solid.

wouldn't work,specially in a social network where ppl are bound together.those women would easily find out about the copy pasted message and your friend would end up being the victim of some internet jokes.

It's a decent plan, but if more then one girl says yes, then the **** has hit the fan, so here's the plan....

1. Pick your favorite of the litter.

2. Tell the others "Oh, nevermind" or "LOL JK"

3. Date the girl you chose for awhile.

4. Get married.

5. Buy a farm.

6. Move into that farm.

7. Make babies.

It's foolproof.

It's a decent plan, but if more then one girl says yes, then the **** has hit the fan, so here's the plan....

1. Pick your favorite of the litter.

2. Tell the others "Oh, nevermind" or "LOL JK"

3. Date the girl you chose for awhile.

4. Get married.

5. Buy a farm.

6. Move into that farm.

7. Make babies.

It's foolproof.

The-Tree

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It's a decent plan, but if more then one girl says yes, then the **** has hit the fan, so here's the plan....

1. Pick your favorite of the litter.

2. Tell the others "Oh, nevermind" or "LOL JK"

3. Date the girl you chose for awhile.

4. Get married.

5. Buy a farm.

6. Move into that farm.

7. Make babies.

It's foolproof.

JasonDarksavior

I know right!?

I say have your friend try out this plan.

[QUOTE="JasonDarksavior"][QUOTE="The-Tree"]

It's a decent plan, but if more then one girl says yes, then the **** has hit the fan, so here's the plan....

1. Pick your favorite of the litter.

2. Tell the others "Oh, nevermind" or "LOL JK"

3. Date the girl you chose for awhile.

4. Get married.

5. Buy a farm.

6. Move into that farm.

7. Make babies.

It's foolproof.

The-Tree

I know right!?

If he actually does go through with it, he probably deserves every bit of the outcome.

"Me and my friend Elroy"

Interesting name..

"Me and my friend Elroy"

Interesting name..

"Me and my friend Elroy"

Interesting name..