Would you rather...

Fight 1 horse sized duck or 50 duck sized horses?

A horse sized duck. More of a challenge and more of a meal afterwards.

@TheHighWind: Ducks are dangerous tho!

and will rape you when they get the chance!

My Ornithophobia would cause me to have a heart attack if I had to fight a horse sized duck, so I will take the duck sized horses. ;)

@angelcrr: you afraid of horses?

never took you for a horse hater xD

@dylandr: Lol not a horse hater, had one growing up actually, but birds....I just...I can't deal with them, lol.

@angelcrr:

@dylandr: You are trying to kill me aren't you, lol

@angelcrr: maaayybe

I love me some stompin'

Depends whether we have access to any bit of weaponry.

@drflyntcoal: Fisticuffs like real men!

@drflyntcoal: Anything you see on the ground around your environment is a weapon. Rocks, big Sticks whatever. The environment is your weapon.

@dylandr said:

@drflyntcoal: Fisticuffs like real men!

Welp. Time to get my spinach on and take on the Horse sized duck.

@davillain-: Good thing I found my trusty flame thrower on the ground. Anyone want roasted duck(s) for dinner?

@drflyntcoal: How about no, just fists no cheating, no fleeing!

@dylandr: No fleeing either? Aw man. We all have to get screwed over by a duck someday, I guess this day's mine. :P

@drflyntcoal: i heared duck rape ain't THAT bad xD

@davillain-: What would you choose though?

@dylandr: A Rock. Rocks on the ground aren't too hard to find (unless your in a Urban Environment, I'm screw) and using it would cause some serious damage.

@davillain-: no weapons, just fists but i meant the duck or the horses? xD

@dylandr: It ain't that bad till that corkscrew's up your butt. :P

@drflyntcoal: atleast you have to suiting quacking sounds on the background (just close your eyes and imagine being in the park) xD

@dylandr: Oh, the Duck I can do just enough to grab the neck and Choke the sucker out.

And then it's Duck Dinner time after that :-)

@davillain-: you're a brave man, i wish you luck.

*shouts to the gatekeepers* UNLEASH THE QUACKEN!

@dylandr: It'll be like The Birds, the hitchcock film. Ducks quacking like crazy and boom you dead. :P

Horse sized duck...numbers are the worst thing to fight against...plus horse bites hurt...

@korvus: thought you'd go fisticuffs with duck, don't let me down ol' chap!

@dylandr: So I come across as the kind of guy who would punch horse-sized ducks...not sure what that says about me but you were right XD

@korvus: bit like this

@dylandr said:

@drflyntcoal said:

@dylandr: It'll be like The Birds, the hitchcock film. Ducks quacking like crazy and boom you dead. :P

Just noticed the monocle and the mustache lol, nice touch. :P

@drflyntcoal: It's all about them small details, right?

@dylandr said:

@korvus: bit like this

Thats a perfect stance. I bet he get a hurting.