Would you rather fall from a Horse or be stomped by a L'Enfant?

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#1 zenogandia
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Have you ever wondered which one would be more painful?

I pick being stomped by an elephant because their legs don't seem too heavy, unlike their body.

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#2 deactivated-5b1e62582e305
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L'enfant means a child.

Anyway, the elephant. He could crush your organs and bones with ease. Falling off a horse and the worst thing that can happen is you coming out looking like Christopher Reeve.

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#3 Capitan_Kid
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I am a scared rabbit so neither
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#4 IdioticIcarus
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Can it be a baby elephant?

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#5 zenogandia
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Can it be a baby elephant?

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Sure, but then you'd had to fall from a pony, not a full grown horse.

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#6 kraken2109
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If an elephant stamps on you you're dead.

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#7 Ace6301
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Unless the horse decides to dance on you after you're probably going to get away from falling off the horse with a couple bruises at best and a broken neck at extreme worst. Stomped by an Elephant I'm pretty sure your internal organs would be puree at best.
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#8 Lord_Daemon
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I've had both happen and much prefer an errant toddler step on me again rather than risk breaking a rib. On the other hand I just may risk the horse if it's of the l'enfant terrible status as over the years I've become increasingly weary of young melodrama.

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#9 Fightingfan
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i much rather ride a hippo
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#10 deactivated-61cc564148ef4
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What

Of course a horse. I fell off one once but it was in the mud and it hurt a bit, but really a getting stomped by even a small elephant would suck.

Unless there's some wacky weird fact that they don't hurt

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#11 dramaybaz
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I pick being stomped by an elephant because their legs don't seem too heavy, unlike their body.

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#12 Treflis
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I'd rather fall off the horse. With the elephant you will either be stomped to death from the get go but if you're unfortunate enough to survive you'll have massive bleeding, broken bones by the dozen, possibly your guts having been pushed out either your rear or out your side, Punctured lungs, crushed kidneys etc.
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#13 Moobopper
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Elephant. Who wants to live forever anyways?
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#14 whipassmt
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I'de rather get stomped by Joe L'Enfant , he may hunt gators but he isn't as heavy as an elephant.

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#15 whipassmt
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Speaking on getting stomped by an elephant, does anyone else remember that Tarzan videogame where there was that level that you had to run away from the stampeding elephants? That was I hard level, I did beat that level but I think I never got further than the level after that.

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#16 brandonthejames
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Gotta go with falling off a horse.

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#17 Shottayouth13-
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Have you seen the size of an elephant compared to a human? I'd take falling off of a horse any day.
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#18 SirWander
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being stomped by a kid doesn't seem too bad... oh you meant éléphant

Anyway, the elephant. He could crush your organs and bones with ease. Falling off a horse and the worst thing that can happen is you coming out looking like Christopher Reeve.

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a painful excruciating death or a painful excruciating life; you make 'em seem so appealing

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#19 dramaybaz
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being stomped by a kid doesn't seem too bad... oh you meant éléphant

[QUOTE="Aljosa23"]

Anyway, the elephant. He could crush your organs and bones with ease. Falling off a horse and the worst thing that can happen is you coming out looking like Christopher Reeve.

SirWander

a painful excruciating death or a painful excruciating life; you make 'em seem so appealing

That would be rather rare. Falling off a horse isn't uncommon.
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#20 deactivated-5e97585ea928c
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I'd choose the kid stepping on me, seems less painful.
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#21 AutoPilotOn
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I have fallen from a horse before. It sucked, had me shaken for a bit, but didn't really hurt. I'd choose that over being stomped.
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#22 MrPraline
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Superman would pick the elephant, so I'll go with that.
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#23 whipassmt
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Superman would pick the elephant, so I'll go with that.MrPraline
But you're not Superman.

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#24 zenogandia
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[QUOTE="MrPraline"]Superman would pick the elephant, so I'll go with that.whipassmt

But you're not Superman.

:lol: Thanks for bumping my thread. I must have been high when I created it.

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#25 Wolfetan
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I've fallen off a horse, hurt very bad, but only bruises.