Would You Rather.......? (POLL)

Would you rather....

..be able to expell your waste (pee or poo) whenever you pleased having it magically dissapear the second it left your body while still having the pleasure/pain of relieving yourself?

or

..always be perfectly hydrated? You never, ever, have to drink water, although you could if you wanted. No matter the circumstance, you will never die of dehydration.

Hmmmmm, both are so convenient but i'll go with the second one

Guess I didn't set the poll right...anyway, I totally would choose to relieve myself anywhere. So awesome to be chilling watching a movie in a theater totally crapn' in my pants.

Number 2. Get it?

I'll stick with doing both thanks you very much. :)

Number One.

You know what happens when a bad thread gets struck by lightning... the same thing as everything else.

Wow..surprised so many choosing the hydration. I asked this to everyoneI work with and almost all went with the first choice.

Number 2. Get it?

shoot-first

If you were constantly hydrated you wouldn't need to drink. Therefore; you wouldn't need to unrinate, and I think taking a poo without proper facilities would be unconfterble

Always hydrated.

lol. How did u come up with this?ieatnoobs18

Its a slow day on the beach today. I got a ton of "Would You Rather"s.

Still can't belive how many vote for hydration. Think of it this way; finding water is way easier that finding a restroom. Lets say you're on a hot dateand you shouldn't have ate those nachos for lunch. Instead of an awkward moment whereas you are running to the toilet every ten minutes, you just let loose between bites of your garlic crusted seabass. Although being able to surf for hours without needing to drink water would be cool too.But dude...seriously...being able to "go" whenever...priceless.

I don't really care about the "Releasing" part of the deal, but never having to drink water would be sick!

[QUOTE="shoot-first"]

Number 2. Get it?

HillyBilly

:lol: Thank you kind sir. :P

Always hydrated, the world would consume less water.

If I really wanted to I could release my bowels any place I please, but most people find that unacceptable and unsanitary. I would rather be hydrated all the time. A lot of times during lacrosse games I wicked wicked dehydrated and start to get dizzy and feel sick. I always seem to forget to bring a water.....

That hydration thing sounds cool, so I'll go with that.

hydrated

Think if I chose hydrated, I would really miss the feeling of pounding a thing a water when you're really thirsty. So refreshing.

The poop.

Wait, does that mean I'll never have to poop? Or I'll still have to poop but I can do it whenever? I can pretty much do that already :? If you mean never having to use the washroom again, then I'd pick no. 1. If it is the simple ability to do it whenever you feel like it, but still have to, then the second one please.

Number One.

Pierst179

the first one is weird. I choose the second.West-Coast-G

let's be unselfish,if i was a poop ,i'd rather to be released in nature,where my origin really is.

Hydration.