Would you rob a bank?

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#1 tepni
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If you could rob a bank without getting caught....would you?

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#2 3eyedrazorback
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Nay. My dad is in banking. It probably wouldn't look good if his son robbed him.
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#3 ExoticAnimal
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If I knew that I had a 100% guarantee that I wouldn't get caught, then I would but sadly that's not the case. I could use the money.
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#4 freek666
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sure, money is fantastic

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#5 z827
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You wouldn't be caught - but the Mafia whom had coincidentally put their money in the bank will hunt you down and turn you into barbeque.

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#6 CRS98
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You wouldn't be caught - but the Mafia whom had coincidentally put their money in the bank will hunt you down and turn you into barbeque.

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I would just simply hire highly-trained and equipped mercenaries with my newly found fortune.
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#7 Deihjan
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No, I have better things to do with my life. It's already messed up, but I have morals, so I wouldn't go around robbing people.
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#8 dracula_16
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No. I couldn't do it with a clear conscience.

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#9 Rikusaki
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Nope. It's still stealing and I'd feel bad, yo.

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#10 tepni
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I wouldn't either.

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#11 lamprey263
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if I were to give into this hypothetical I wouldn't do it in an armed robbery capacity, rather I'd like to be one of those sneaky fellas that tunnels under and finds away to cut through the vault and make off with all the goods without getting caught... like the Bank Job, or Short Circuit 2
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#12 tocool340
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If I have 100% confidence that I won't get caught, yes I would. Unfortunately, my confidence that I could pull it off is in the negative....

Also, if I have absolutely nothing to lose and a very short amount of time to live, I'd probably do it if given the opportunity....

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#13 silentnightmere
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I would. Just to see if I could get away with it.
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#14 SPYDER0416
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Of all crimes its probably the least morally wrong to rob a bank, considering everyon's money is insured and only the bank loses the cash (banks that are responsible for our economic climate).

Even if I couldn't get caugh though, I'd need to launder the money through a front and wash it. I mean, I know someone who has a big business that could help, but I'd have to split my take, unless you mean I couldn't get caught at all and all the money is mine.

If no one got hurt then sure. I like to think I'm a good person, but robbing a bank? Even the greatest saint could do that, then just give it to charity or whatever.

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#15 VaguelyTagged
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yeah i would,if the plan was accuaret enough and no one would get hurt.

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#16 deactivated-5e97585ea928c
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If i could get all the money and i don't have to worry about laundering hell yeah. Laundering isn't something i wan't to take a chance on though.
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#17 LinuxGoose
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That chance of getting caught would be half of the fun. Why would you take that away from me :'(
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#18 SilverSignal
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If I knew that I had a 100% guarantee that I wouldn't get caught, then I would but sadly that's not the case. I could use the money.ExoticAnimal
Same.
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#19 ROUEL989
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Why Should I?
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#20 Reptylus
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I wouldn't either.

tepni
Aww man! When I saw this thread I thought "Don't ask so innocently, just tell me your plan."
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#21 SPYDER0416
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I feel like it wouldn't be too hard to rob a bank when you look at it historically. Banks get robbed a lot, but its not like they have a whole SWAT team outside, so anyone with a plan could probably get away with it, the guys who started the North Hollywood shootout come to mind. They were able to rob a bank (or banks, don't remember if it was more then one) and get completely scot free because of some masks, some planning and some timing.

Its the huge penalty with the risk that stops people from doing it, as well as the fact that a LOT of bank robbers tend to be idiots.

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#22 Artekus
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Never say never.

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#23 LinuxGoose
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Never say never.

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You did twice :'( I don't understand. I'm so confused. But, the best attitude is "I'd try anything once"
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#24 Pixel-Perfect
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Even the greatest saint could do that, then just give it to charity or whatever.

SPYDER0416

You probably know this already, but stealing is a sin. :P It doesn't matter who you steel it from or what you do with it.

Anyways, I don't think I would.

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#25 PerfectCode
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I would not. Money is not everything.

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#26 LinuxGoose
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I would not. Money is not everything.

PerfectCode
But it does buy everything....
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#27 PerfectCode
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But it does buy everything....LinuxGoose

Incorrect.

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#28 jpph
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probably yes. i don't think i'd feel guilty at all for annoying a bank, provided no one was hurt.

but then again....money really, really can't buy happiness i don't think. sure it can help, but you can always be richer. so at some point in life, you just gotta decide to try and be happy no matter what.

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#29 tepni
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[QUOTE="LinuxGoose"]But it does buy everything....PerfectCode


Incorrect.

But it buys love and stuff.

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#30 sonofsmeagle
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If i was Clive Owen from Inside Man then hellz yeah!!

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#31 xWoW_Rougex
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Yes yes I would. Even if the chance of getting caught was a bit high, I live in Sweden so I'd probably only get like 2-3 years in a hotel room.

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#32 SilverSignal
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I would not. Money is not everything.

PerfectCode
It just is though. Try living a normal life without money.
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I would not. Money is not everything.PerfectCode
I think I have to agree with this user. I don't need money, I usually waste it on things I don't need.
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#34 glowingsplint
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Your better working for your money that way you know the value of it

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#35 tepni
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Your better working for your money that way you know the value of it

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Yes yes yes. If I were to steal from the bank without getting caught, I could not live with the guilt. All those people working for it and I just get to steal a bunch? Nah ah.
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#36 tenaka2
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Your better working for your money that way you know the value of it

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Robbing banks is very hard work.

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#37 tenaka2
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[QUOTE="glowingsplint"]

Your better working for your money that way you know the value of it

tepni

Yes yes yes. If I were to steal from the bank without getting caught, I could not live with the guilt. All those people working for it and I just get to steal a bunch? Nah ah.

But you start up a rat baby care foundation and then live guilt free.

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#38 PerfectCode
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[QUOTE="PerfectCode"]

I would not. Money is not everything.

SilverSignal

It just is though. Try living a normal life without money.

It is not.

Sure, living a "normal" life without money would be very difficult for the vast majority if people. But money most certainly is NOT everything (by definition of everything).

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#39 tepni
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[QUOTE="glowingsplint"]

Your better working for your money that way you know the value of it

tenaka2

Robbing banks is very hard work.

Hahahahahaha.excellent point.
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#40 tepni
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[QUOTE="tepni"][QUOTE="glowingsplint"]

Your better working for your money that way you know the value of it

tenaka2

Yes yes yes. If I were to steal from the bank without getting caught, I could not live with the guilt. All those people working for it and I just get to steal a bunch? Nah ah.

But you start up a rat baby care foundation and then live guilt free.

:( Hey now, lets not go there..... lol
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#41 tenaka2
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[QUOTE="tenaka2"]

[QUOTE="glowingsplint"]

Your better working for your money that way you know the value of it

tepni

Robbing banks is very hard work.

Hahahahahaha.excellent point.

I think the whole point is redundant anyway, I mean how much sperm does a person need? It has limited uses.

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#42 PerfectCode
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I think the whole point is redundant anyway, I mean how much sperm does a person need? It has limited uses.

tenaka2

Why? Why did you do that?

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#43 Alter_Echo
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Yes. Who in the hell wouldn't?

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#44 PerfectCode
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Yes. Who in the hell wouldn't?

Alter_Echo

Me.

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#45 Alter_Echo
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[QUOTE="Alter_Echo"]

Yes. Who in the hell wouldn't?

PerfectCode

Me.

Being completely honest..... my answer was yes before I even saw the "with no chance of being caught" part.

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#46 PerfectCode
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Being completely honest..... my answer was yes before I even saw the "with no chance of being caught" part.

Alter_Echo

I did not question your honesty. I answered your question. ;)

Edit: Unless, you were not specifying and were instead asking me a question. Yes, I honestly would not rob a bank.

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#47 MasterKingMP
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Totally if I knew I wouldn't get caught.

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#48 Alter_Echo
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[QUOTE="Alter_Echo"]

Being completely honest..... my answer was yes before I even saw the "with no chance of being caught" part.

PerfectCode

I did not question your honesty. I answered your question. ;)

Edit: Unless, you were not specifying and were instead asking me a question. Yes, I honestly would not rob a bank.

Nah. Some people ( you for example ) have a moral compass. I do not. I was just saying that I would probably rob one even without the assured chance of getting away with it. I daydream about it all the time but hate the thought of prison more than I hate being broke. If I even remotely thought I could get away with it I probably would.

I wouldn't though. I'd be that guy who bumped into 4 cops going out the door on the first job.

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#49 Dogswithguns
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Well................. no.
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#50 Overlord93
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Yes, so long as nobody got hurt and I infiltrated the bank with some kind of stealth cloaking system then just walked out. I wouldn't like, hold anyone hostage or anything....