Would you sacrifice a goat if it made the Gods happy?

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#1 Darth_Tyrev
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I wouldn't, I would save it for myself to eat. Although, the Gods would probably kill me....
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#2 USmellLikePoopy
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I would if it were for God.
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#3 Apollo5000
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I wouldn't, I would save it for myself to eat. Although, the Gods would probably kill me....Darth_Tyrev

Usually the sacrafice leaves the body, the blood just has to be spilled, well in the sacrafices i've been involved with anyway.

So you can still have the body.

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#4 clawwombat
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The gods can get off their lazy asses and do it themselves.
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#5 noblead16
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What would a "God" do with a dead goat? :|

If there is indeed a "God" (Unlikely)

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#6 Darth_Tyrev
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The gods can get off their lazy asses and do it themselves.clawwombat

I agree! And why do they want a goat anyway? 
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#7 Apollo5000
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The gods can get off their lazy asses and do it themselves.clawwombat

Not really a sacrafice then is it...

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#8 Darth_Tyrev
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Well, I remember this one time that I was about to sacrifice a horse, but then Jesus came down and told me it had to be a goat because horses didn't get him aroused enough to perform with it.
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#9 Devosion
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What good is a goat if nearly 1,000 human sacrifices a day (mayan civilization) didnt get the job done?
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#10 Dills334
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I'd give them less then a quarter and then when they ask me why i would tell them to go please them selves and that i have a family to feed.
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#11 xtn702
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Even if there was a god,no
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#12 Link256
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I would stature the likes of small Forrest if it equal into even the small chance of pleasing the Gods.

What would a "God" do with a dead goat? :|

noblead16

Good question. :lol:

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#13 0757691
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The gods can get off their lazy asses and do it themselves.clawwombat

I find this rather offensing.

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[QUOTE="clawwombat"]The gods can get off their lazy asses and do it themselves.0757691

I find this rather offensing.

No need. I was only joking

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#15 Darth_Tyrev
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Even if there was a god,noxtn702

There's no God? Oh crap, what am I going to do with my order of goats from Afganistan?!
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[QUOTE="clawwombat"]The gods can get off their lazy asses and do it themselves.0757691

I find this rather offensing.

Why are you a god? And offensing isnt even a word.

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#17 0757691
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[QUOTE="0757691"]

[QUOTE="clawwombat"]The gods can get off their lazy asses and do it themselves.Devosion

I find this rather offensing.

Why are you a god? And offensing isnt even a word.

This even more, why are you asking, you do know that some people, like almost the whole world have a relegion

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#18 Apollo5000
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[QUOTE="Devosion"][QUOTE="0757691"]

[QUOTE="clawwombat"]The gods can get off their lazy asses and do it themselves.0757691

I find this rather offensing.

Why are you a god? And offensing isnt even a word.

This even more, why are you asking, you do know that some people, like almost the whole world have a relegion

Doesn't mean they should take offense when other people who for all you know do have a religion discuss or joke about God. If anything should be offensive it should be people killing other people in your Gods name...

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#19 0757691
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[QUOTE="0757691"][QUOTE="Devosion"][QUOTE="0757691"]

[QUOTE="clawwombat"]The gods can get off their lazy asses and do it themselves.Apollo5000

I find this rather offensing.

Why are you a god? And offensing isnt even a word.

This even more, why are you asking, you do know that some people, like almost the whole world have a relegion

Doesn't mean they should take offense when other people who for all you know do have a religion discuss or joke about God. If anything should be offensive it should be people killing other people in your Gods name...

Well, in that point agree, you can do stuff and say god wants it, but you also can't joke about god. Those people who kill in God's name are wrong. You do have a point there.

But not al people are like that, it is the rotten few that ruins it for all, you should know that, if you are a OT'er anyway!

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#20 Devosion
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[QUOTE="Devosion"][QUOTE="0757691"]

[QUOTE="clawwombat"]The gods can get off their lazy asses and do it themselves.0757691

I find this rather offensing.

Why are you a god? And offensing isnt even a word.

This even more, why are you asking, you do know that some people, like almost the whole world have a relegion

Sure but the bulk of them arent polytheistic. He did mention Gods and not God you know. I think you are just offensing cause you can and dont have a real reason to.

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#21 0757691
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[QUOTE="0757691"][QUOTE="Devosion"][QUOTE="0757691"]

[QUOTE="clawwombat"]The god can't get off their lazy ass and do it himselve.Devosion

I find this rather offensing.

Why are you a god? And offensing isnt even a word.

This even more, why are you asking, you do know that some people, like almost the whole world have a relegion

Sure but the bulk of them arent polytheistic. He did mention Gods and not God you know. I think you are just offensing cause you can and dont have a real reason to.

Not true, you can read that above on the quotations!

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#22 Devosion
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[QUOTE="Devosion"][QUOTE="0757691"][QUOTE="Devosion"][QUOTE="0757691"]

[QUOTE="clawwombat"]The god can't get off their lazy ass and do it himselve.0757691

I find this rather offensing.

Why are you a god? And offensing isnt even a word.

This even more, why are you asking, you do know that some people, like almost the whole world have a relegion

Sure but the bulk of them arent polytheistic. He did mention Gods and not God you know. I think you are just offensing cause you can and dont have a real reason to.

Not true, you can read that above on the quotations!

So your saying because they are joking about Gods you have a point in what you're saying? Again not so much. You miss the whole polytheistic point I made originally. If your going to liken your God to Gods then at least have the common sense to realize you're monotheistic.

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nope, its pointless to sacrifice animals :|
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#24 Kratos_Aurion56
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I'd just do it to kill the goat :twisted:
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#25 fastesttruck
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I care more about animals than I do people, so no I wouldn't sacrifice a goat
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#26 sandlot76
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I don't have a goat :(
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#27 luke1889
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No, because there are no gods. :o

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