Wow i am punishing my toilet right now

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#1 Uncle_Uzi
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Ive been on the john for 20 minutes and counting.

So I had chipotle yesterday and a big greasy hamburger before that. Then I drank a bunch of beer last night.

This seemed pretty much inevitable, amiright?

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#2 Zanoh
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Old saying goes, "You reap what you sow."

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#3 Uncle_Uzi
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I just love how technology and the internet today allows me to proclaim to a large group of random individuals, "I am pooping right now"

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#4 LovePotionNo9
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Drinking soft drinks after a big meal might help keep you regular too.

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#5 supa_badman
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Should've brought a book or something.

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#6 Uncle_Uzi
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Should've brought a book or something.

supa_badman

Well I got this kewl netbook instead ;)

By the way I just wiped, and good lord, there was so much poop it actually rose out of the water like an oceanic volcano. It's like geology, but with feces.

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#7 silverwind23
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*leaves the thread.*
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#8 T_REX305
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u brought ur laptop to ur washroom. :|

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#9 N0madic
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best thread since i've been a member
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#10 lazerface216
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LMAO yep, definitely inevitable. i'm in the same boat though, i did some heavy drinking last night and woke up this morning with some serious beer ****s.

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#11 Davulao
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This thread feels REALLY dirty.
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#12 Darthkaiser
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And you are posting this.....since where exactly?? :o
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#13 Melpoe
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Eat you're fiber.

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#15 GazaAli
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That's funny, because I'm typing this while taking a crap as well!:)

She's a fiesty one.

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WTF :lol: I value my time in there, I think about a lot of things like life, school, future and many other things. Its weird how such a place has such influence and serendipity.
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#16 Uncle_Uzi
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That's funny, because I'm typing this while taking a crap as well!:)

She's a fiesty one.

InEMplease

POWER TO THE POOPLE!

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#17 Gaming-Planet
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I think I need to go wash my hands. . .:|

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#18 dreamdude
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I remember I had a friend who planned a date on the jon before. If I recall correctly, the girl later said it was the best date of her life.

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#19 thriteenthmonke
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I'm so glad I know this.
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#20 kidsmelly
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20 minutes punishment? That's like a vacation for my toilet.

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#21 flash_drive
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This is the most fun on OT I have ever had since July 15.
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#22 yagr_zero
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What's with the poop threads today? You'd think that since it's Sunday there would be more religious threads >_>.