Wow, People are bad with computers

[23:18] my friend: i think i have viruses on my laptop
[23:18] my friend: how do i get ride of it
[23:18] me: zomgbbq u are teh computr no0b
[23:19] my friend: what

Isn't that pathetic? People are sooo retarded around computers these days.

Discuss!

Yeah, it's surprising how dumb my friends are.

Friend: I just got a new monitor, but it looks worse than my old one. Everything's blurry.

Me: Did you try changing the resolution?

Friend: The what?

:lol: I don't what to say.. sinistergoggles

[23:21] myrm123: well my computer had a think that said spyware detected
[23:22] myrm123: so how do i know if it is still there

Friend: I just bought an expansion pack for flight simulator but nothings changed

Me: Did you install it?

Friend: What?

[phone rings] me: hello

friend: hey I just bought warcraft 3, wanna play?

me: sure, did you installed it already?

friend: install?

me: ......uhmm have you installed warcraft 3 on your computer?

friend: you need a computer to play warcraft 3!?!?!?!?

Friend: I just bought an expansion pack for flight simulator but nothings changed

Me: Did you install it?

Friend: What?

dsmaniacman

OMg thats hilarious! god, I can't believe people sometimes.

"the error is between the seat and the keyboard."

:|

[phone rings] me: hello

friend: hey I just bought warcraft 3, wanna play?

me: sure, did you installed it already?

friend: install?

me: ......uhmm have you installed warcraft 3 on your computer?

friend: you need a computer to play warcraft 3!?!?!?!?

chat2

wow, i hope ur kidding there...

lol my family constantly goes to me for computer help, it gets really annoying sometimes.

my grandpa called me the other day and says "my mouse isnt moving" and i was like "what?" and he says "my mouse on my computer isnt moving... why?" ...silence... "well i think i'd have to see it to tell you whats wrong..." "well i think its broken, is it?" "i dont know... is it plugged in??" *shuffle* *shuffle* *30 seconds later* "...oh... thanks"

hahahahahaha

[phone rings] me: hello

friend: yo its me, I need a help on my comp, do you knowwhere I could geta very light weight flat screen monitor?

me: why do you need a light weight flat screen monitor? what happened to you current monitor?

freind: my current monitor is fine, but its very heavy so Im having a lot of trouble scanning it for priniting documents.

[phone rings] me: hello

friend: yo its me, I need a help on my comp, do you knowwhere I could geta very light weight flat screen monitor?

me: why do you need a light weight flat screen monitor? what happened to you current monitor?

freind: my current monitor is fine, but its very heavy so Im having a lot of trouble scanning it for priniting documents.

chat2

whoa... :|

I hate when people hightlight a word...then click outside the word but still on the box, and then backspace every single letter...its annoying...

If you were to ask what a motherboard is...i bet half the people at my school wouldnt know...or could even guess right...

I hate when people hightlight a word...then click outside the word but still on the box, and then backspace every single letter...its annoying...

If you were to ask what a motherboard is...i bet half the people at my school wouldnt know...or could even guess right...

schoeffmaster

is a motherboard a huge keyboard??

[QUOTE="schoeffmaster"]

I hate when people hightlight a word...then click outside the word but still on the box, and then backspace every single letter...its annoying...

If you were to ask what a motherboard is...i bet half the people at my school wouldnt know...or could even guess right...

chat2

is a motherboard a huge keyboard??

[QUOTE="chat2"]

[phone rings] me: hello

friend: yo its me, I need a help on my comp, do you knowwhere I could geta very light weight flat screen monitor?

me: why do you need a light weight flat screen monitor? what happened to you current monitor?

freind: my current monitor is fine, but its very heavy so Im having a lot of trouble scanning it for priniting documents.

Bill900

whoa... :|

Friend: Nice desktopbackground

me: HEHEHEHE! its just 1mb, I have diskette here if you like it

Freind: no thanks, I dont have a cd rom yet

[QUOTE="Bill900"][QUOTE="chat2"]

[phone rings] me: hello

friend: yo its me, I need a help on my comp, do you knowwhere I could geta very light weight flat screen monitor?

me: why do you need a light weight flat screen monitor? what happened to you current monitor?

freind: my current monitor is fine, but its very heavy so Im having a lot of trouble scanning it for priniting documents.

BEAN_LARD_MULCH

whoa... :|

did you search for it or you already have it lol :D

Grandpa: I want you to set me up so I can get on the internet to check stocks.

Me: What? You can't - you don't even have a computer.

Grandpa: I have this. It was in the mail.

Me: *sees AOL disk* Oh. Yeah, well, you still need a computer to use that.

Grandpa: It says here "This disk has everything you need to access the internet immediately"

Me: Yeah, well trust me, you're going to need a computer to use that, and even when you get one, you don't want to use that disk.

Grandpa: ???

Also, this is minor, but I hate it when people double-click a link. It makes me cringe.

[QUOTE="BEAN_LARD_MULCH"][QUOTE="Bill900"][QUOTE="chat2"]

[phone rings] me: hello

friend: yo its me, I need a help on my comp, do you knowwhere I could geta very light weight flat screen monitor?

me: why do you need a light weight flat screen monitor? what happened to you current monitor?

freind: my current monitor is fine, but its very heavy so Im having a lot of trouble scanning it for priniting documents.

chat2

whoa... :|

did you search for it or you already have it lol :D

Grandpa: I want you to set me up so I can get on the internet to check stocks.

Me: What? You can't - you don't even have a computer.

Grandpa: I have this. It was in the mail.

Me: *sees AOL disk* Oh. Yeah, well, you still need a computer to use that.

Grandpa: It says here "This disk has everything you need to access the internet immediately"

Me: Yeah, well trust me, you're going to need a computer to use that, and even when you get one, you don't want to use that disk.

Grandpa: ???

Also, this is minor, but I hate it when people double-click a link. It makes me cringe.

CheddarLimbo

All my friends are computer nerds like me.

Friend - I just got a 8800 GTX can you help me install it.


Me - But you have a laptop



Friend - So.

Me - :|

Friend - I just got a 8800 GTX can you help me install it.


Me - But you have a laptop



Friend - So.

Me - :|

__JMAR_

I know the basics, but I don't know the more in depth things. Whenever I ask my friend for help I'm so annoyed when he calls me a noob and all that. He ends up doing that for a while and I waste time instead of actually getting help.ernie1989

Being someone who does amateur repairs for friends of family and whatnot... I know EXACTLY what you're talking about.

They tell me "I think the hard drive is shot...or some of the wires are dead inside"

When in truth the only problem was they hadn't selected any numbers for their 56k modem...

Friend - I just got a 8800 GTX can you help me install it.


Me - But you have a laptop



Friend - So.

Me - :|

__JMAR_

You should have just strapped it to outside of the laptop with clear packing tape...

[phone rings] me: hello

friend: hey I just bought warcraft 3, wanna play?

me: sure, did you installed it already?

friend: install?

me: ......uhmm have you installed warcraft 3 on your computer?

friend: you need a computer to play warcraft 3!?!?!?!?

chat2

Friend: I just bought an expansion pack for flight simulator but nothings changed

Me: Did you install it?

Friend: What?

dsmaniacman

you obviously made that up.

otherwise i suggest you get a new friend.

[QUOTE="chat2"]

[phone rings] me: hello

friend: hey I just bought warcraft 3, wanna play?

me: sure, did you installed it already?

friend: install?

me: ......uhmm have you installed warcraft 3 on your computer?

friend: you need a computer to play warcraft 3!?!?!?!?

southy787

Actualy, nevermind my last post, what that guy said was worse.

"need a computer to play warcraft 3?!!?"

not funny.

player: yo. i just got this brand new high def monitor, but theres no picture...whatts upp

me: u got the desktop

Playr: ohh man..im wasted.

me: heres a cookie

Oh man, work for a week in internet tech support. OMFG people hardly know what some of the characters on a keyboard is.

Me: "Okay sir your email address is freddyh@web-ster.com"

Customer: "Okay can you spell that for me please?"

Me: "Sure F-R-E-D-D-Y-H at..."

Customer: "What?"

Me: "The at sign"

Customer: "The what?

Me: "The 'A' with the cirle around it"

Customer: "Oh right okay."

Me: "Okay after the at sign W-E-B hypen...

Customer: "What?"

Me: "The minus sign."

Customer: "Oh okay"

And my favorite ones are the calls that went like this.

Customer: "Yeah hi my name is *persons name* I can't seem to get on my internet" (like they their own portion of the internet)

Me: "Okay do you know where your modem is?"

Customer; "My what?

Me: "The modem..."

Customer: "What is that?"

After 15 minutes of indulging the customer on what a modem is and what it should look like. She finds it and it turns out that it was switched off.

So glad I don't work there anymore. My faith in humanity was low enough before going to work there. But now its in the negative.

[phone rings] me: hello

friend: hey I just bought warcraft 3, wanna play?

me: sure, did you installed it already?

friend: install?

me: ......uhmm have you installed warcraft 3 on your computer?

friend: you need a computer to play warcraft 3!?!?!?!?

chat2

cant be possible! LOL

Well, If the friend is a girl, then no surprise. However if not, then...:|BEAN_LARD_MULCH

Excuse me, I'm a girl and I know how to build computers...I'm always fixing my parents' computer issues as well.

You know you can create a shortcut to the shutdown option in Windows right?

So me and a friend did that, called it "het kleinste muziekbestand ooit" (Dutch for: the smallest music-file ever). Changed the icon to a Media Player music file icon and zipped it.

Then we sent it to someone on MSN, he unzipped it and clicked. So his PC shutdown.

After a few minutes he came back. We asked him: 'What did you do?', he said 'My PC shut off, happens from time to time.'

We asked him to open the file again and he did! So he went offline again. :P

Then when he came back, we told him to open the file by right click and then click OPEN. The dumb-ass did it again! :lol:

We laughed our asses of so hard after that, man some people can be stupid:P

You know you can create a shortcut to the shutdown option in Windows right?

So me and a friend did that, called it "het kleinste muziekbestand ooit" (Dutch for: the smallest music-file ever). Changed the icon to a Media Player music file icon and zipped it.

Then we sent it to someone on MSN, he unzipped it and clicked. So his PC shutdown.

After a few minutes he came back. We asked him: 'What did you do?', he said 'My PC shut off, happens from time to time.'

We asked him to open the file again and he did! So he went offline again. :P

Then when he came back, we told him to open the file by right click and then click OPEN. The dumb-ass did it again! :lol:

We laughed our asses of so hard after that, man some people can be stupid:P

Ruben360

Haha that's awesome:P

You know you can create a shortcut to the shutdown option in Windows right?

So me and a friend did that, called it "het kleinste muziekbestand ooit" (Dutch for: the smallest music-file ever). Changed the icon to a Media Player music file icon and zipped it.

Then we sent it to someone on MSN, he unzipped it and clicked. So his PC shutdown.

After a few minutes he came back. We asked him: 'What did you do?', he said 'My PC shut off, happens from time to time.'

We asked him to open the file again and he did! So he went offline again. :P

Then when he came back, we told him to open the file by right click and then click OPEN. The dumb-ass did it again! :lol:

We laughed our asses of so hard after that, man some people can be stupid:P

Ruben360

Oh my God. I am so tempted right now. Last night, a guy I was talking to managed to delete his recying bin icon. I would love to know what he downloaded to make him do that.

Friend: I HAIF COMPUTAR!!

me: I ALSO HAS COMPUTAR MACHINE!!

friend: WHAT!?