Write a haiku.. NAO!

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#1 KOTORkicker
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I just wanted to make this thread to see what people would come up with. For those who don't know, a haiku is a poem (of japanese origin) that has three lines. The first line contains 5 syllables, the second contains 7, and the third contains 5.

It can be anything, as cryptic or as blunt as you'd like it. Just give it a go though, we're not here to give critique. (I think) :P

Me first.

"Two places in this,

This split mind, wandering without

half an aim or clue"

Obviously it might not mean much to you, but it does mean alot to me, and that's what haikus (and poetry in general I guess) are about, imo. So go on, give it a try.

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#3 duxup
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It is a rainy day

Wait, what is making that noise

Refrigerator

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#4 -Misanthropic-
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Haikus are easy.But sometimes they don't make sense.Refrigerator. :lol:

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#5 Treflis
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Seven fish, Eight dogs A rose pedal Forever buried in Hot Pockets. =D
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#7 Gamer4Iife
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I like Off-Topic

Because it's so damn random

Like this stupid thread

Whaddya think ? :P

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#8 markop2003
Member since 2005 • 29917 Posts

No I refuse to

Do what you say, no i will

not write a haiku

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#9 -Misanthropic-
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I made a boo boo.

Baking brownies can be fun.

But not in my pants.

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#10 duxup
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Haikus are easy.But sometimes they don't make sense.Refrigerator. :lol:

-Misanthropic-
Boooo plagiarism.
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Please shut the hell up I'm trying to sleep, you shmuck Anymore noise: Death!
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#12 BumFluff122
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I love you. You love

Me. We're best friends as friends can

Be. Admit it. You like...

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#13 super_mario_128
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You picked the wrong time to come talk to me today; next time please bring cake. [QUOTE="duxup"]

It is a rainy day

Wait, what is making that noise

Refrigerator

:lol:
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#14 certifieddata
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Haiku are stupid
and often do not make sense
hippopotamus

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#15 Nerd_Man
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Haiku's are stupid.

So why am I doing this....

'World may never know.

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#16 -Misanthropic-
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[QUOTE="-Misanthropic-"]

Haikus are easy.But sometimes they don't make sense.Refrigerator. :lol:

duxup

Boooo plagiarism.

I was going to put an edit to say its not original but everyone knows that I think :lol:

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#17 Vaasman
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No one likes haiku's

they are a stupid artform,

I hate lame poems.

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#18 Oleg_Huzwog
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Poets score with chicks.
But what if I've no talent?
Simple... write haiku.

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#20 markop2003
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Haikus are stupid Why does this keep repeating? Think of your own line
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#21 Darth_Tyrev
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Procrastination

Is what's keeping me from work,

But who the **** cares?

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#22 Scalien26
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Haikus are really
stupid. Why am I doing
this? I hate you all.

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#23 KOTORkicker
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Poets score with chicks.
But what if I've no talent?
Simple... write haiku.

Oleg_Huzwog

:lol: Btw, misanthropic, I have the same birthday as Penelope Cruz. :o

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#24 super_mario_128
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Haikus are stupid Why does this keep repeating? Think of your own line markop2003
Oh for goodness sake! Stop complaining about it you bunch of nitwits! :x
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#25 JIT93
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It's been a while I might make an epic post Nah, probably not. FYI, its supposed to be about nature :evil:
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#26 -Misanthropic-
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[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]

Poets score with chicks.
But what if I've no talent?
Simple... write haiku.

KOTORkicker

:lol: Btw, misanthropic, I have the same birthday as Penelope Cruz. :o

Thats a great thing... God I love that woman, she's beautiful.

EDIT: Which is 28th of April right? Which means our birthdays are 4 days away from each other :P

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I need a new bra,

A disturbing fate awaits,

Xenophobia.

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#33 Habatada
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Should I count to five, Or maybe seven is better, No five is fine.
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#34 Forumposter
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Oh my f****** god I am writing this haiku god im so awesome
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Headbutting people


Like unleashing all your rage


square into their chest

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#36 hamstergeddon
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[QUOTE="Habatada"]Should I count to five, Or maybe seven is better, No five is fine.

lol that last line is four :D
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Say, what is OT? Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam That is so OT!
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#38 KOTORkicker
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[QUOTE="KOTORkicker"]

[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]

Poets score with chicks.
But what if I've no talent?
Simple... write haiku.

-Misanthropic-

:lol: Btw, misanthropic, I have the same birthday as Penelope Cruz. :o

Thats a great thing... God I love that woman, she's beautiful.

EDIT: Which is 28th of April right? Which means our birthdays are 4 days away from each other :P

:shock: Awesome! :D It is indeed. Tuarusi ftw. (that's the plural of taurus the star sign btw) :P

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#39 hamstergeddon
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cheating girlfriend wh***


I take a lighter and vodka


ha! Cheat now ash-pile!

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#40 mindstorm
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My poems are meh... Simply not my cup of tea. Do you not agree?
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#41 bigfatcrap
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This is a Haiku.

It's not going anywhere.

This part is the worst.

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#42 darcom1
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Seven fish Made of epic win Off-Topic I refuse to made a boo boo
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#43 SavageM2
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Wanting to post now

Taking this seriously

I guess this will work

(another)

Want to post again

Really, it doesn't matter

No one will read this

(again :P)

The sun starts to set

Moisture on the trees sparkling

Rays of light slicing

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#44 Forumposter
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lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol woah such originality
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#45 Habatada
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[QUOTE="hamstergeddon"][QUOTE="Habatada"]Should I count to five, Or maybe seven is better, No five is fine.

lol that last line is four :D

By Jove what a shame, Would I ever get ride of such, An humiliation.
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#46 BumFluff122
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Thats a great thing... God I love that woman, she's beautiful.

EDIT: Which is 28th of April right? Which means our birthdays are 4 days away from each other :P

-Misanthropic-

Which means our birthdays are either 6 or 14 days away from eachother!

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Oh man, did you fart?

Because I smell something bad.

No, it is just cheese.

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#48 0Tyler0
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This hauku is the best. Do not think that it is not, Cause you know it is.
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#49 Teenaged
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Come and sing from heart

How you make night to be day

While I do my part

(meh, terrible. The limitation of just three lines (I don't mind the syllables) does not let my poem evolve to its full magnituuuuuuuuuuuuude :cry: )

And I made it rhyme. :P

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#50 whackedjob213
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I won't conform to

Pointless off topic haiku's

damnit the irony