Yo Mamma Jokes Post Some Good Ones Please.

i thought yo mamma joke died out years ago

Yo mama's so fat, I shot the **** and Crisco came out.

yo mamma so ugly she's still a virgin prostitute. yo mamma so fat she jumped up and got stuck. yo mamma so fat she walked in to target and all the prices got lower. please post some more!jokster978

Yes! I've made up a lot of these!

1. Yo mama is like a corvette, she burns thru 4 rubbers a night.

2. Yo mama is like a shotgun, 2 cocks and she blows.

3. Yo mama is like a bicycle, she gives free rides.

4. Yo mama is like Home Depot, 5 cents a screw.

5. Yo mama is like a light switch, even a 4 year old can turn her on.

I win.

Yo Mama is like a vacuum, she s****, she b**** and is kept in the closet.

I'm sure you can figure the words out, I just don't want to get modded.

Yo mama so stupid she got you modded

Yo mama is so fat, that she has type II diabetes!

I'm so sick of Yo Mamma jokes it's ridiculous.

Yo mama is so fat, that she has type II diabetes!

DJ-Lafleur

yo mamma so ugly she's still a virgin prostitute. yo mamma so fat she jumped up and got stuck. yo mamma so fat she walked in to target and all the prices got lower. please post some more!jokster978

"Yo Mamma so Stupid she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!"

[QUOTE="jokster978"]yo mamma so ugly she's still a virgin prostitute. yo mamma so fat she jumped up and got stuck. yo mamma so fat she walked in to target and all the prices got lower. please post some more!Arctic_Grillz

[QUOTE="jokster978"]yo mamma so ugly she's still a virgin prostitute. yo mamma so fat she jumped up and got stuck. yo mamma so fat she walked in to target and all the prices got lower. please post some more!Arctic_Grillz

maybe if she has just started the job and hasn't gotten any yet?

[QUOTE="Arctic_Grillz"][QUOTE="jokster978"]yo mamma so ugly she's still a virgin prostitute. yo mamma so fat she jumped up and got stuck. yo mamma so fat she walked in to target and all the prices got lower. please post some more!DJ-Lafleur

maybe if she has just started the job and hasn't gotten any yet?

Yo mama is so fat, that she has type II diabetes!

DJ-Lafleur

Yo Mama is so stupid because she has mental issues, its not her fault.:|

[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

[QUOTE="Arctic_Grillz"] how can one's moma be a virgin prostitute?Arctic_Grillz

maybe if she has just started the job and hasn't gotten any yet?

Stop asking questions!

[QUOTE="Arctic_Grillz"][QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

maybe if she has just started the job and hasn't gotten any yet?

iginlawasup

Stop asking questions!

LOL:P

[QUOTE="Arctic_Grillz"][QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

maybe if she has just started the job and hasn't gotten any yet?

iginlawasup

Stop asking questions!

Yo mama is so fat, that she has type II diabetes!

DJ-Lafleur

Yo mama so fat Dora can't explore her

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out

Yo mama so stupid she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center

Yo Mama so fat, that when she went missing her picture couldn't even fit on all 4 sides of the milk carton

lol

"Yo Mamma so Stupid she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!"

iginlawasup

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out

MassEfectivator

^That made me lol

Yes! I've made up a lot of these!

1. Yo mama is like a corvette, she burns thru 4 rubbers a night.

2. Yo mama is like a shotgun, 2 cocks and she blows.

3. Yo mama is like a bicycle, she gives free rides.

4. Yo mama is like Home Depot, 5 cents a screw.

5. Yo mama is like a light switch, even a 4 year old can turn her on.

I win.

TehXenoz

The first four were awesome

I remember one dude was like

yo momma so stupid she went to the clippers game to get a haircut

i was like lmao :lol: