You are in a crowded elevator and one person turns towards everyone

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#1 I_am_White
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How do you react
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#2 Shermit
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Stare them directly in the eyes and glare until they turn back.
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#3 sinistergoggles
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I'd tell him, "Turn around, *****.  The doors are that way." :P
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#4 lemonfreshpanda
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I don't....
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#5 SolidSnake_108
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I'd steal his pants.....
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#6 Bourbons3
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Have a staring match with them
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#7 Creeping_Wolf
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Blow them a kiss and wink :D
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#8 masterchief2512
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I say "What?"  The next move is his.
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#9 metallica_fan42
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Stand beside him and stare at everyone with him.

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#10 Brainkiller05
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Stand beside him and stare at everyone with him.

metallica_fan42

:lol: That'd be great 

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#11 Hexum-311
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Bust out a baton and an oversized hat and start an elevator marching band.
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#12 -PureDemon-
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Tell him that it wasn't me that thouched his ass..
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#13 squidder_doa
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I'd just say "whoever smelt it dealt it".  And have a face like this, aimed at the guy next to me. :arrow:
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#14 Celldrax
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I would jump on him & passionately start kissing him.
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#15 Chevolutionary
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Detonate the explosives packed around my waist and take out the whole damn bunch.

RAR!

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#16 freakyzeeky1986
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Hit him with my cell phone a la Naomi Campbell... :oops:
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#17 PS2_ROCKS
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Probably avoid eye contact and get off at the next floor.

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#18 spinecaton
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Scream like a woman!
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#19 kitty  Moderator
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Stand beside him and stare at everyone with him.

metallica_fan42

Rofl.

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#20 aaaaarrrrggggg
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Tell him to get on his knees, there's finally a crowd that can't escape my glory:twisted:
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#21 skinnypete91
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Have a staring match with themBourbons3
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#22 Joeker501
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Funny thing is....I always turn my back to the door and look at the other people.  I almost never feel uncomfortable, so I can just turn to look at all the people instead of them all looking at my back.
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#23 Cyrax-Sektor
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Do a splits and get him in the you-know-where Johnny Cage style! 8)
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#24 grafkhun
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Detonate the explosives packed around my waist and take out the whole damn bunch.

RAR!

Chevolutionary

hmmm... what if he just wanted the time or somethin?

 

also i would personally just stare back and say "Hi" and nod my a head a bit. 

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#25 Private_Vegas
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Burp in his face. And not just a little forced burp either. A grand daddy, 10 cans of soda, project from the diaphram BELCH!

Teach him not to act differently.

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#26 Axed54
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I don't react.
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#27 GiygasFanima
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I wouldn't notice, I'd be too busy playing Dogz.
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#28 kornholio360
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Wave.
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#29 Sharvie
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Tug on their G-string. ;)
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#30 DJ-PRIME90
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wonder what they;re doing, but then I'd just ignore them:?
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#31 Kikouken
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Stare at him and stick my tongue out.
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#32 schoeffmaster
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Him: :D
Me:....
Him: :D
Me: ....
Him: oh this is my floor see yeah
Me:...Oh thank god he's gone
*All of the sudden the elevator turns into a high tech video game room.
Me: :D glad he is gone...almost exposed the secret of what i do on this elevator all day...

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#33 rudyroundhead
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Congratulate them on admitting they cut the cheese.
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#34 194197844077667059316682358889
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Join my fellow drones in ripping the clearly aberrant and defective member of society to shreds, before his malformed thought processes infect anyone else.
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#35 postulio14
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I'd grin and say I have new socks on.
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#36 LostMemorie
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I wouldn't pay attention to that person.
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#37 doomsdaydave11
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give them the finger. jk lol :lol:
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#38 Vfanek
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Him: :D
Me:....
Him: :D
Me: ....
Him: oh this is my floor see yeah
Me:...Oh thank god he's gone
*All of the sudden the elevator turns into a high tech video game room.
Me: :D glad he is gone...almost exposed the secret of what i do on this elevator all day...

schoeffmaster

Right.. 

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#39 Cloud6900
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This kinda reminds me off a test that was conducted by a group of psychologists. In the test they had a lift full of people, and they had one other person enter the lift. When they entered the lift, they would usually find everyone staring at the door of the lift, and the person that just entered would almost allways do the same. The test shows that we have less control over ourselves than we think, because of what you might call "peer pressure" and the fact that you want to be like everyone else. SO, the reason the new person allways looked the same way as the remainder did, was a result of wanting to fit in and not look different to everyone else. Just goes to show that we don't have as much self will as we like to think we do.

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#40 Karl319
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[QUOTE="metallica_fan42"]

Stand beside him and stare at everyone with him.

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:lol: That'd be great

That reminds me of Brick Tamland for some reason :lol: (From Anchorman)
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#41 thotoz
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id start playing emo music LOUDLY on my ipod
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#42 Fire_Ants
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I'd hit the emergency button :P
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#43 Pepperpop10
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Several options:

1. Wave/Say Hi

2. Begin spanking self

3. Fart

4. Sing various Fergie songs

5. Naked Time.

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#44 funnymario
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Stare at the person directly beside me. You know, so he doesn't feel alone.
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#45 nightshade85
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say hello politely
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#46 ff7fan2
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I would wink at them...well...if it wasn't someone I'm not fond of. >____>
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#47 spinecaton
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Drop my pants and say to him "Who is the bigger man now!?"
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#48 funnymario
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say hello politelynightshade85

Now, now. Realistic answers aren't as funny :(Â