you are literally dating the spawn of Satan!

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#1 4myAmuzumament
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let's say that your in a loving relationship. this person is your soul mate, the love of your life, wealthy, powerful, and is just a loveable person to those around him/her.

the thing is, before you guys decide to get married, s/he tells you that their the living spawn of Satan. the reason for his/her existance is to turn people away from jesus and that after you get married, s/he will begin the war.

would you continue dating the spawn of satan after finding out?

 

EDIT: the war isn't a plot to destroy the world, just turn people away from jesus.

And yes, you are pretty much gauaranteed love and protection by staying with him/her. S/he loves you as long as you return the love. :)

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#2 -Renegade
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sure i would try to make her see the light.

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#3 dercoo
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Why would I continue to date someone that is going to try and destroy the world, and they have admitted to wanting to do so by there own free will?

 

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#4 Ace6301
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No, incest is kind of gross.
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#5 Blueresident87
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I would tell her she needs to quit making up stories and lying to people.

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#6 MrPraline
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No, incest is kind of gross.Ace6301
lol
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#7 4myAmuzumament
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Why would I continue to date someone that is going to try and destroy the world, and they have admitted to wanting to do so by there own free will?

 

dercoo
who said s/he was destroying the world? just turning people away from jesus. satan just wants everyone to have a good time, that's all
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#8 MrPraline
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[QUOTE="dercoo"]

Why would I continue to date someone that is going to try and destroy the world, and they have admitted to wanting to do so by there own free will?

 

4myAmuzumament
who said s/he was destroying the world? just turning people away from jesus. satan just wants everyone to have a good time, that's all

"the war" is probably what he meant, sounds like it would not be too kind to our planet
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#9 BossPerson
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No, incest is kind of gross.Ace6301
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#10 metroidprime55
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Well, depends, do I still stay with her after she ends the world? Because if I'm married to the spawn of Satan I'll probably rise to a higher level of existence and we'll live a happy life of evil.:P
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#11 4myAmuzumament
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Well, depends, do I still stay with her after she ends the world? Because if I'm married to the spawn of Satan I'll probably rise to a higher level of existence and we'll live a happy life of evil.:Pmetroidprime55
yup, you guys are together forever.
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#12 4myAmuzumament
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[QUOTE="4myAmuzumament"][QUOTE="dercoo"]

Why would I continue to date someone that is going to try and destroy the world, and they have admitted to wanting to do so by there own free will?

 

MrPraline
who said s/he was destroying the world? just turning people away from jesus. satan just wants everyone to have a good time, that's all

"the war" is probably what he meant, sounds like it would not be too kind to our planet

it's more a war to convert people. he isn't gonna kill anybody or anything like that; just use temptations and his power to influence people away from jesus.
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#13 metroidprime55
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[QUOTE="metroidprime55"]Well, depends, do I still stay with her after she ends the world? Because if I'm married to the spawn of Satan I'll probably rise to a higher level of existence and we'll live a happy life of evil.:P4myAmuzumament
yup, you guys are together forever.

OK, yeah, than I'm good with the marriage.:P I'll become a god of evil, there's no need for the mortal world when you're that powerful.
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pop a ring on that finger ASAP
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#15 konvikt_17
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Who cares. i get sex.

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No, incest is kind of gross.Ace6301
:lol: Absolutely brilliant.
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#17 dercoo
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[QUOTE="MrPraline"][QUOTE="4myAmuzumament"] who said s/he was destroying the world? just turning people away from jesus. satan just wants everyone to have a good time, that's all4myAmuzumament
"the war" is probably what he meant, sounds like it would not be too kind to our planet

it's more a war to convert people. he isn't gonna kill anybody or anything like that; just use temptations and his power to influence people away from jesus.

They're going to manipulate people away from the embodiment of good to the embodiment of evil (which are proven to exist in your scenario), so....

Sounds like a pretty ***** up girl, I would not want to be with.

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#18 4myAmuzumament
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[QUOTE="4myAmuzumament"][QUOTE="MrPraline"] "the war" is probably what he meant, sounds like it would not be too kind to our planetdercoo

it's more a war to convert people. he isn't gonna kill anybody or anything like that; just use temptations and his power to influence people away from jesus.

They're going to manipulate people away from the embodiment of good to the embodiment of evil (which are proven to exist in your scenario), so....

Sounds like a pretty ***** up girl, I would not want to be with.

meh. imo satan isn't the embodiment of evil nor is god the embodiment of good.
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#19 Teenaged
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So long as he doesnt turn into a disgusting monster or something (like nany villains of that kind in disguise), and doesnt speak in a very deep intimidating voice, I'm ok with it.

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#20 4myAmuzumament
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So long as he doesnt turn into a disgusting monster or something (like nany villains of that kind in disguise), and doesnt speak in a very deep intimidating voice, I'm ok with it.

Teenaged
nah, none of that. s/he's the most beautiful being you could imagine (in your eyes).
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#21 lostrib
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No, because you don't stick your dick in crazy

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Ok next question, is she/he hot?
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#23 4myAmuzumament
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Ok next question, is she/he hot?RPG-er
s/he is the love of your life, so yes.

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#24 worlock77
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Sure would.

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#25 Capitan_Kid
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Nah. I kinda got this thing against evil and eternal damnation doesn't sound fun
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#26 gameboy343
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sound's like an ideal relationship for me. 

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#27 deactivated-5b19214ec908b
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Well this raises a lot of questions about what the after life is like assuming god does exist. If I were married to the son of Satan and Satan runs hell then i'd probably get good treatment. God is also a pretty big dick accordig to the bible so by siding with the devil I'd be on the good side. 

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#28 Sword-Demon
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Why would the spawn of Satan want to get married? marriage and monogamy would be on the list of things she's trying to get rid of, right?
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#29 deactivated-5c74ba2955026
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Yes, I mean, why not?
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#30 Wolf-Man2006
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Umm.... No, I'm not. And if that were true.. Well, I don't want to go along destroying the world

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#31 soulless4now
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Sounds cool. Count me in. 

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#32 tehMoerz
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I would break up with her.
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#33 idunnodude
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Who cares. i get sex.

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#34 mindstorm
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"Guaranteed protection"? I don't know if you read the end of the book but Satan himself will not receive such protection. But I suppose that's just me being technical. To answer your question, no. After being in a rather short relationship once with someone who was not a Christian I made up my mind to only date someone who loves Jesus. If I doubt whether a girl is willing to forsake everything in her current life in order to become a missionary then I would never pursue a serious relationship. Certainly this does not mean that we would become missionaries, I just seek someone who loves Jesus more than anything in this world. And now you know why I am single. haha.
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Depends on whether or not she wanted a prenup.
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I'd slip Haloperidol into her breakfast every day.

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I'd bury her in my backyard.
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i would still marry her

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I'd try to talk her into seeing a therapist
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#41 tocool340
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Unless she can prove what she said, I see no reason to take her seriously. And if she was able to prove it, I wouldn't mind staying with her as long as she doesn't do rituals or weird voodoo type things around me. I'm pretty neutral, leaning a bit towards Satan side. As long as she can accept that, it may work out....

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Ill make her get on her knees and praise jesus ;)
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let's say that your in a loving relationship. this person is your soul mate, the love of your life, wealthy, powerful, and is just a loveable person to those around him/her.

the thing is, before you guys decide to get married, s/he tells you that their the living spawn of Satan. the reason for his/her existance is to turn people away from jesus and that after you get married, s/he will begin the war.

would you continue dating the spawn of satan after finding out?

 

EDIT: the war isn't a plot to destroy the world, just turn people away from jesus.

And yes, you are pretty much gauaranteed love and protection by staying with him/her. S/he loves you as long as you return the love. :)

4myAmuzumament
So basically...I find out that she's mentally ill?
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#44 stevoqwerty
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Sure, why not, I don't believe in those Jesus things anyway.

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let's say that your in a loving relationship. this person is your soul mate, the love of your life, wealthy, powerful, and is just a loveable person to those around him/her.

the thing is, before you guys decide to get married, s/he tells you that their the living spawn of Satan. the reason for his/her existance is to turn people away from jesus and that after you get married, s/he will begin the war.

would you continue dating the spawn of satan after finding out?

 

EDIT: the war isn't a plot to destroy the world, just turn people away from jesus.

And yes, you are pretty much gauaranteed love and protection by staying with him/her. S/he loves you as long as you return the love. :)

4myAmuzumament
All she is gonna do is try and turn people away from Jesus vs Wealthy, powerful, sexy and a tiger in the bedroom hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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#46 Kats_RK
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Yes,sounds like an ideal person.

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Bang the hell out of her

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#48 CKYguy25
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i've met some of those kind of people before, really scary

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Before I post renegade has a guilty conscience. At least you know how ridiculous you're being.