You Ever Heard of The Website FmyLife?

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#1 soulfood4
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Fmylife.com, Stories about very unlucky people who's life sucks? It's a pretty fun read, atleast to me, and makes me feel better.

Heres one:

Today my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy of "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML

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#2 thepwninator
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I hate the tendency to say "FML" on things like Facebook statuses that it has brought about in some people.
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#3 deactivated-5e7f221e304c9
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Yeah. It's occasionally awesome, and sometimes heartbreaking.
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#4 -FlyLo-
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I have it bookmarked, its awesome :lol:

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#6 Shi-ro-me
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"Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped & came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes." Lol priceless.
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#7 -FlyLo-
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"Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis She thought it was my phone. FML"

That'd suck :lol:

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#8 Bruin4ev3r1520
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"Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis She thought it was my phone. FML"

That'd suck :lol:

-FlyLo-
I think the site is pretty funny but I have difficulty believing stories like that
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"Today, I was talked into having sex with my boyfriend of 4 years. I had always wanted to wait till marriage but my boyfriend convinced me otherwise. Once we were done, he said he could never marry me because I was no longer pure. FML"

I could see people doing this...lol

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#10 smokingsbad
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I go to it every now and then to laugh
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#11 GTA_dude
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Saw it a while ago cause of facebook. Most of the entries are stupid and do NOT deserve an FML, but some of them truly deserve it. I've submitted a few, but non of mine were chosen, even though they really deserved to be compared to some other peoples....
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"Today, I was talked into having sex with my boyfriend of 4 years. I had always wanted to wait till marriage but my boyfriend convinced me otherwise. Once we were done, he said he could never marry me because I was no longer pure. FML"

I could see people doing this...lol

soulfood4
That one I don't doubt. lmao XD
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#13 -FlyLo-
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[QUOTE="-FlyLo-"]

"Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis She thought it was my phone. FML"

That'd suck :lol:

Bruin4ev3r1520
I think the site is pretty funny but I have difficulty believing stories like that

Who cares if they're true?
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#14 soulfood4
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[QUOTE="-FlyLo-"][QUOTE="Bruin4ev3r1520"][QUOTE="-FlyLo-"]

"Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis She thought it was my phone. FML"

That'd suck :lol:

I think the site is pretty funny but I have difficulty believing stories like that

Who cares if they're true?

Not me! Still funny as hell. Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokemon game. FML
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#15 hydralisk86
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OMG, some of those are pretty horrible.
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#16 ethanpaige
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I enjoyed it until FML got added to the end of every facebook status... then it just got annoying

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#17 Tiefster
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[QUOTE="-FlyLo-"][QUOTE="Bruin4ev3r1520"] I think the site is pretty funny but I have difficulty believing stories like thatsoulfood4
Who cares if they're true?

Not me! Still funny as hell. Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokemon game. FML

Haha I remember when I got Pearl this one girl wanted me to go for a ride with her to a waterfall and was hinting at doing something naughty while we were there, I told her I had to beat the Elite 4 so I'd have to call her back.
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#18 Red-Ravens
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My favorite.

Today, while powerwashing my deck, a bee flew and landed on my leg. Thinking I'll just wash it away before it stings me, I aimed the powerwasher nozzle at the bee. A bee sting isn't nearly as painful as powerwashing your leg. FML

FML

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#19 FalcoLX
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I doubt the majority of those are real. I'm sure it started off as a place that people found with real FML's that just evolved into what it is now.dreDREb13
same here. They're still funny though.

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#20 FalcoLX
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[QUOTE="soulfood4"][QUOTE="-FlyLo-"] Who cares if they're true?Tiefster
Not me! Still funny as hell. Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokemon game. FML

Haha I remember when I got Pearl this one girl wanted me to go for a ride with her to a waterfall and was hinting at doing something naughty while we were there, I told her I had to beat the Elite 4 so I'd have to call her back.

:| I'm revoking your man card.

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#21 Naruto
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It can be fun to read, but they're mostly fictional rip-offs of previous fictional and poorly written rants.
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#22 fidosim
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My favorite one is from the girl who was on a first date that was going really well, but then the guy put his hand on her stomach and said "Soon, this will be plump wiht my seed." :lol: Real or not that always gets me.
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#23 Bioshockraptor
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[QUOTE="soulfood4"] and makes me feel better

:o That's terrible. I've never heard of the site before though.
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#24 paul939
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There's nothing funny about it, it's basically a rant followed by a FML. I know people with worse problems.
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#25 LastResortCooki
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i though pokemon was only played by people who don't have gf's....:=?
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#26 Faber_Fighter
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Yeah I've heard about it on at least 10 different OT threads now. Either way that doesn't stop it from being pretty funny though :P
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#27 XilePrincess
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I love reading it, it's funny as hell.