You get to have sex with the most beautiful person on Earth..

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#1 Optical_Order
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..however it comes at a price. Every time you do you lose one part of your body. Like a finger.

So how many times would you do it?

I say all the way. Appendages are overrated.

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#2 wstfld
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I can get along with a finger and a thumb on one hand. Can I use my toes too? Bring on the goddess.
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#3 Mochyc
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Zero.
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#4 Atmanix
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I'll settle for the second most beautiful.

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#5 Murj
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She might be beautiful but I but she's crap in the sack.

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#6 mahlasor
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I think I will just have sex with other beautiful women.

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#7 blo_op
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Pssh I'll stay with all my body parts
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#8 Enid_Green
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..however it comes at a price. Every time you do you lose one part of your body. Like a finger.

So how many times would you do it?

I say all the way. Appendages are overrated.

Optical_Order

This sounds like the worst idea I've ever heard.

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#9 killerboi2
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It's not possible for me to have sex with myself so thats good. I'd just have to warn all the beautiful women on the waiting list that they'd lose a body part if we did it.

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#10 Ugalde-
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I wouldn't even do it once.
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#11 Atmanix
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[QUOTE="Optical_Order"]

..however it comes at a price. Every time you do you lose one part of your body. Like a finger.

So how many times would you do it?

I say all the way. Appendages are overrated.

Enid_Green

This sounds like the worst idea I've ever heard.

Especially if the appendage that falls off first is the one you need for the lovin'

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#12 194197844077667059316682358889
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... Are you suggesting that I **** myself?
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#13 iAtrocious
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I'd gladly give away both my thumbs, as long as each of them guarantees me 24h of intercourse.

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#14 Brozekial
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Hot girls are rarely any good. Always laying around getting things done to them. Pshh! I'm gonna go with none.
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#15 Optical_Order
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[QUOTE="Optical_Order"]

..however it comes at a price. Every time you do you lose one part of your body. Like a finger.

So how many times would you do it?

I say all the way. Appendages are overrated.

Enid_Green

This sounds like the worst idea I've ever heard.

Says you.

I get to have sex with Pat Sajak.

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#16 Engrish_Major
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...Are you suggesting that I **** xaos?
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#17 Enid_Green
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[QUOTE="Enid_Green"]

[QUOTE="Optical_Order"]

..however it comes at a price. Every time you do you lose one part of your body. Like a finger.

So how many times would you do it?

I say all the way. Appendages are overrated.

Atmanix

This sounds like the worst idea I've ever heard.

Especially if the appendage that falls off first is the one you need for the lovin'

And I'm sure this "beautiful person" is going to be so into having sex with a freakish cripple.

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#18 markop2003
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Beautiful =/= good in bed
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#19 Murj
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... Are you suggesting that I **** myself?xaos
Depends! Are you saying it's going to cost me a limb every time?

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#20 cybrcatter
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She might be beautiful but I but she's crap in the sack.

Murj

Beautiful =/= good in bedmarkop2003
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.

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#21 needled24-7
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could i get the body parts replaced? if so, then i guess i would go until i couldn't anymore.

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#22 curono
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none. I would not lose a limb for sex.
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#23 gibson-les-rick
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She might be beautiful but I but she's crap in the sack.

Murj

Thats true most of the really good looking girls are rubbish in bed

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#24 coreybg
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If the body part taken is random, there might not be an option for a second time.

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#25 hartsickdiscipl
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I think I will just have sex with other beautiful women.

mahlasor

This is the correct answer.

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#26 DJ_Magneto
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Depends on how you lose that body part. Is it chopped off with an axe or a hacksaw? Are you sedated and having it surgically removed with no pain?
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#27 halo3-player
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Twice, little toe is useless.
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#28 horgen  Moderator
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I'll go for 2nd most beautiful then...
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#29 MgamerBD
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"I'd beat that girl like she owes me money" At least twice...it also depends how good she is and what she can/will do?
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#30 Wolls
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I'll settle for the second most beautiful.

Atmanix
Smart man here ^
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#31 rawsavon
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good looks =/= a great ****
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#32 arad96
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I might risk it once, but no more than that.

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#33 Dragoran123
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Maybe once or twice. Idk.

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#34 ayanami_rei
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Soooo, (s)he is a cannibal?
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#35 194197844077667059316682358889
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Soooo, (s)he is a cannibal?ayanami_rei
Sort of
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#36 ayanami_rei
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[QUOTE="ayanami_rei"]Soooo, (s)he is a cannibal?xaos
Sort of

Okay, then her lady bits is a cannibal.
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#37 hartsickdiscipl
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[QUOTE="ayanami_rei"]Soooo, (s)he is a cannibal?xaos
Sort of

Now that looks like a great movie.

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#38 mrmusicman247
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[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="ayanami_rei"]Soooo, (s)he is a cannibal?hartsickdiscipl

Sort of

Now that looks like a great movie.

You poor, deluded soul...

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#39 ghoklebutter
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No, that sounds terrible.
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#40 deactivated-6016e81e8e30f
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I'm already missing a finger and I've kinda wanted to make it even... at least I'd be getting something out of it this way. So probably only once.
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#41 194197844077667059316682358889
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I'm already missing a finger and I've kinda wanted to make it even... at least I'd be getting something out of it this way. So probably only once.SeraphimGoddess
OK, well, I guess that means you are already to be credited for one ride, so let's get to it
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#42 Optical_Order
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[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="ayanami_rei"]Soooo, (s)he is a cannibal?ayanami_rei
Sort of

Okay, then her lady bits is a cannibal.

How did we get to her vagina eating human body parts??

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#43 Bladecutter56
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If every time we have sex, I become maimed in some way, shape or form, she clearly isn't rockin' under the sheets. So I'd have to go with the second most beautiful. At least she won't have a dismemberment fetish.

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#44 dunl12496
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Zero.

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#45 tocool340
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Zero. If everyone is having sex with her, then her crotch probably would look like ground beef, loose, and completely worn out. Not to mention, she probably contracted many disease from her multiple partners. I think I'll go with the 50th most beautiful woman. At least I know not many people would choose her over the top 10. And she'd still be beautiful....
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#46 hartsickdiscipl
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Zero. If everyone is having sex with her, then her crotch probably would look like ground beef, loose, and completely worn out. Not to mention, she probably contracted many disease from her multiple partners. I think I'll go with the 50th most beautiful woman. At least I know not many people would choose her over the top 10. And she'd still be beautiful....tocool340

LMFAO.. Yes..

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#47 SirWander
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No. I like my body whole and I'm keeping it that way.

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#48 Overlord93
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How could I play video games without a finger? No way.

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#49 ayanami_rei
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[QUOTE="ayanami_rei"][QUOTE="xaos"] Sort of Optical_Order

Okay, then her lady bits is a cannibal.

How did we get to her vagina eating human body parts??

Sex, lose a finger = sounds like cannibalism. Xaos posted picture of "teeth" which is about dentata. Dentata = lady bits cannibalism.
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#50 XturnalS
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How bout I get to sleep with a 7 who is amazing in bed and keep all my body parts?

That sounds waaaayyy better.