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#1 syk_wid_it
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Compared to me at least. But I don't blame you, most people fail to achieve the level of maturity that I represent. This board is truly juvenile and worthless in every aspect and way. I will gladly stay for a bit and help you guys reach maturity if need be.....and it seems like its going to require more than my humble, mature opinion to change you guys. You guys appear to be beyond help but I will not give up on you. I will help you leave this stupidity that you are used to and join the upper echelon of society so that one day you may be my equal instead of being highly inferior to me. If you have any questions or comments. Or if you are going to stoop down to flaming me because im better than you, just reply.

Much love,

Jah Jamaican Brotha

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I just ate m&m donuts.. and you know what I realized? m&ms can go with anything. I could honestly eat m&m lava and it would taste great.
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#4 Cerussite
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I just pissed my pants. Congrats, you big meany-head. I'm gonna tell on you.
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#5 whoody12
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you are only showing how immature you are by trying to be mature :?
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#6 syk_wid_it
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 .Dracargen

I understand that you are resistant to change. But I am here to change you for the better. To be blunt....im the only one here who is not an idiot. I am trying to change that. You can only change if you WANT to change.....and I will be there when you decide to reach maturity.

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#7 syk_wid_it
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you are only showing how immature you are by trying to be mature :?whoody12

Sweetheart, im not trying to be anything. Im being myself. I am very helpful and very intelligent. You have your right to an opinion as I have a right to mine. Its just that my opinion is usually fact.

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#8 spank_daleys
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sicko widgy its

Im Failing you now sonny..lolz

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#9 Ghelga
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OP you either have a different sense of humour or none at all. :|
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#10 Manly-manly-man
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You're more mature then us!?

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#11 spank_daleys
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usually fact ....

wot a jerk ....hahahahaha an so on ..........

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#12 deactivated-583e5f64e0a7e
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I think you creating this topic, is contradicting what you are saying.
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#13 syk_wid_it
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OP you either have a different sense of humour or none at all. :| Ghelga

You could only tell my sense of humor if I was trying to be humorous. I am being truthful and blunt.

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[QUOTE="whoody12"]you are only showing how immature you are by trying to be mature :?syk_wid_it

Sweetheart, im not trying to be anything. Im being myself. I am very helpful and very intelligent. You have your right to an opinion as I have a right to mine. Its just that my opinion is usually fact.

start showing it ?

and directly quoted from CMAC on your Myspace "u gotta be the gayest mo **** i no"

he has a good point

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#15 Brainkiller05
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sky_widit @ myspace link in sig and Mr T ava
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#16 syk_wid_it
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You guys need t realize that your personal attacks don't intimidate me. I am superior to you and I know that. You guys just need to realize how much better I am than you.
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#17 LJS9502_basic
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Those who are mature don't have to state it. It shows. ;)
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#18 _Celldweller_
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lol :lol: joke topic?
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#19 gazoz
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Shame, you didn't have to type that long. Just by looking at your avatar I was able to get a clear sense of the level of your maturity.
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#20 Cube_of_MooN
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He must be upset over 2012.
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#21 spank_daleys
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he is just GhAY....
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#22 -Xenobane-
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 .Dracargen

I love it how you seem to have a pic prepared for every thread that phails.

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#23 muthsera666
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Compared to me at least. But I don't blame you, most people fail to achieve the level of maturity that I represent. This board is truly juvenile and worthless in every aspect and way. I will gladly stay for a bit and help you guys reach maturity if need be.....and it seems like its going to require more than my humble, mature opinion to change you guys. You guys appear to be beyond help but I will not give up on you. I will help you leave this stupidity that you are used to and join the upper echelon of society so that one day you may be my equal instead of being highly inferior to me. If you have any questions or comments. Or if you are going to stoop down to flaming me because im better than you, just reply.

Much love,

Jah Jamaican Brotha

syk_wid_it

Hmmm. So much ammunition, but not worth my time. Congratulations on you being you. Or whatever you think is a grand achievement.

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#24 Pro_wrestler
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Anyone with a Mr. T avatar is not mature and should be slapped immediately..



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#25 Thyeora
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You're not arrogant or anything.

BTW: A truely humble person would never admit to being humble.

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#26 sarmini
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Uh huh...

And I care what a person on the internet think whether or not Im mature enough to his expectations? I think not.

You call us immature, but then you insult people and you feel the need to make your own thread about it? Real Mature :roll:

Leaving now, this thread is utterly pathetic.

On a side note, you have clearly not seen everybody on this entire site. I know of several people who seem to be mature. The Basic user who has The Cure in his sig, I forget his user name but I can remember it ends with Basic. You dont see most people making a thread about immaturity levels. You shouldve thought about blogging it, that wouldve been the mature thing to do.

P.S- Oi, Yer a nO0B! Pwnzerzzzzz! :roll:

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#27 syk_wid_it
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Well guys, it looks like I am going to have to leave you to your imcomprehensible jibber-jabber until I come back. I have a meeting to go to. Since most of you have never had a job...in grown-up speak that means my boss tells me where the company is standing currently and what we could do to improve....Ironic how we want to improve the company yet you guys refuse to improve youselves.
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#28 K4ss3r
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How is this even helping? Insulting people, pretending to be superior to anyone else? You can just list up everyone as 'Immature', simply because of a few stands out in a crowd. Plus, trying to act superior never helps, people will just dislike you even more. Best of luck with whatever you're trying to achieve here, buddy.
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#29 Pro_wrestler
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[QUOTE="whoody12"]you are only showing how immature you are by trying to be mature :?syk_wid_it

Sweetheart, im not trying to be anything. Im being myself. I am very helpful and very intelligent. You have your right to an opinion as I have a right to mine. Its just that my opinion is usually fact.

:| Do you know the definition of Fact and Opinion?

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#30 syk_wid_it
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How is this even helping? Insulting people, pretending to be superior to anyone else? You can just list up everyone as 'Immature', simply because of a few stands out in a crowd. Plus, trying to act superior never helps, people will just dislike you even more. Best of luck with whatever you're trying to achieve here, buddy. K4ss3r

First off, don't call me buddy for I would be offended if anyone thought I considered you a friend. Second off, I am not trying to act superior, I just am. Thirdly, all of you're arguments are nil due to the fact that you are a waste of space, a waste of oxygen, and a pure waste of potential.

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#31 Cube_of_MooN
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Oh, just go away and don't come back. You'll be doing OT a favor.
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#33 syk_wid_it
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And with that, I must leave you guys so I may be 5 minutes early for my meeting. Toodles. You will know when I am back for this forum will actually have intelligent conversation then.
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#34 g-unit248
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you talk about being humble, yet write that?? ironic...
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#35 Cube_of_MooN
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I wish I was as mature as this guy.
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#36 Ghelga
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[QUOTE="Ghelga"]OP you either have a different sense of humour or none at all. :| syk_wid_it

You could only tell my sense of humor if I was trying to be humorous. I am being truthful and blunt.

>__> Also next time blog THIS opinion of yours since its something nobody really cares about... this is the internet, not many people feel like being serious nor mature.

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#37 Thyeora
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And with that, I must leave you guys so I may be 5 minutes early for my class at the local community college. Toodles. You will know when I am back for this forum will actually have intelligent conversation then.syk_wid_it

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Toke Jopic'd
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#39 erikgergal
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this place isnt meant to be for mature conversations. hell if it was mature i probably wouldnt be here, its what people do that make this board awesome. if you want a place with maturity go to an old folks home.
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#40 muthsera666
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[QUOTE="sarmini"]

Uh huh...

And I care what a person on the internet think whether or not Im mature enough to his expectations? I think not.

You call us immature, but then you insult people and you feel the need to make your own thread about it? Real Mature :roll:

Leaving now, this thread is utterly pathetic.

On a side note, you have clearly not seen everybody on this entire site. I know of several people who seem to be mature. The Basic user who has The Cure in his sig, I forget his user name but I can remember it ends with Basic. You dont see most people making a thread about immaturity levels. You shouldve thought about blogging it, that wouldve been the mature thing to do.

P.S- Oi, Yer a nO0B! Pwnzerzzzzz! :roll:

syk_wid_it

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

I know you are, but what am I?

I couldn't resist....

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#41 Pro_wrestler
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LMFAO..can anyone spot the flaw? If you can't I'll make it blatant.


Name: Josh
Birthdate: 12/16
Birthplace: California
Time you Were Born: 1 PM
Nicknames: depends whos talking to me
Eye color: brown
Hair color: black
Height: 5'12
Left or Right Handed: right
Heritage: black

Your Myspace

How can your heritage be black? Your heritage is a color? And you mean your 6 feet? That makes no sense..thats like me saying I'm 5'15 and my heritage is brown. You are the penicle of self-coined intellects.

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#42 Cube_of_MooN
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I know you are, but what am I?

I couldn't resist....

muthsera666

Oh no you didn't... :P

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#43 Ghelga
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I know you are, but what am I?

I couldn't resist....

muthsera666

You're a level 26 Cyber-Lip. :x

*neither could I 8)*

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#44 -Asterisk
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Jah Jamaican Brothasyk_wid_it

This makes your topic a failure.

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#45 Infinite-Zr0
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I just ate m&m donuts.. and you know what I realized? m&ms can go with anything. I could honestly eat m&m lava and it would taste great.DeeJayInphinity

lol, your ava is the perfect reaction to this thread

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#46 linkin_guy109
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if you feel that your so mature why are you posting on the forums of a video game website?
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#47 erikgergal
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[QUOTE="sarmini"]

Uh huh...

And I care what a person on the internet think whether or not Im mature enough to his expectations? I think not.

You call us immature, but then you insult people and you feel the need to make your own thread about it? Real Mature :roll:

Leaving now, this thread is utterly pathetic.

On a side note, you have clearly not seen everybody on this entire site. I know of several people who seem to be mature. The Basic user who has The Cure in his sig, I forget his user name but I can remember it ends with Basic. You dont see most people making a thread about immaturity levels. You shouldve thought about blogging it, that wouldve been the mature thing to do.

P.S- Oi, Yer a nO0B! Pwnzerzzzzz! :roll:

syk_wid_it

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

wow someone might get suspended for that......lol not good

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I know you are but what am I?
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This is hilarious...
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#50 YourOldFriend
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Lol, a 5'12" black-heritaged "brutha" teachin us all a lesson: Learn to understand and love "A Modest Proposal," because the style is identical to the post. You're a funny fellow, and I'm bloody impressed with your wall of insulting text, I've saved it for later laughs. Cheers.