You guys... enough with the sex/relationship/pick-up line threads

Seriously though... none of your advice is relevant in the slightest. There are better places to go for suggestions and discussions of that nature and we all know it....

SO LET'S QUIT KIDDING OURSELVES

No one here is a sex columnist. Why not just leave it to the professionals?

I like to see people making creative threads on this board and flexing their intellectual ability to argue and reason with other folks. I like to see people bringing relevant, interestingnews to discuss with people who want to talk about it. Most of all, I like to see people utilize this forum to its full capacity: to communicate actual, important ideas to one another....

Bottom line:

DON'T PRETEND YOU'RE DR. MOTHER ****ING PHIL

Howabout a petition, something tangible.

I, a devout forumite of Gamespot Off Topic, hearby pledge to neither make nor comment on threads pertaining to the fields of sex, relationships, or pick-up techniques. Cuz That's super lame.

Uncle_Uzi

Uncle_Uzi

Why not just ignore those threads?

What's wrong with pick-up lines? I find them entertaining :(

What's wrong with pick-up lines? I find them entertaining :(

Suzy_Q_Kazoo

So do I.

I think this dude tried some stuff suggested in OTand got slapped.

Lol, this forum is 90% males. 80% of these males, me included, either have no clue what they are doing with girls, or are just fairly shy. Girl threads will always exist, and usually exist in abundance as well. It shouldn't be that much of a surprise...

What's wrong with pick-up lines? I find them entertaining :(

Suzy_Q_Kazoo

I am a sex communist you prejudice jerk.

I am a sex communist you prejudice jerk.

cd_rom

Yeah....Millions of followers look up to cd_rom for advice!

I am a sex columnist you prejudice jerk.cd_rom

Also, I have a column of sex if you w-*gets dragged off stage*

I am a sex communist you prejudice jerk.

cd_rom

links or it didn't happen

Yes, let us go back to the "What is your favorite color/band/cereal/poptart/etc?" or "Obama did it again! A new bill blah blah." or "Google Chrome is the best!" or "Lets burn down Justin B's house because we have nothing else better to do!" or "Raisins". I would love to have more of these threads.MistressMinako

As part of Obama's new bill we'll now have to burn down Justin Biebers favourite coloured raisin poptarts.

[QUOTE="cd_rom"]

I am a sex communist you prejudice jerk.

Uncle_Uzi

links or it didn't happen

This is us during training.

ITT: A whiny guy who has tried the advice of the girl help threads...and failed.clayron

This is us during training.

cd_rom

No need for debate over the best pickup line.

[QUOTE="Uncle_Uzi"]

[QUOTE="cd_rom"]

I am a sex communist you prejudice jerk.

cd_rom

links or it didn't happen

This is us during training.

Hmmm....Kinky.

No need for debate over the best pickup line.

fidosim

Are Pokemon real?....Because I wanna get a peek-at-you.

After watching the video, I must say...Try the direct aproach.

Quick question: what does ITT mean?battlefront23

[QUOTE="battlefront23"]Quick question: what does ITT mean?clayron

I assume they are just joke threads. You know... for giggles. Since most of the stuff they post is complete bull. Plus it's off topic. You don't get to pick and choose off topic. If it were actually relevant to something it wouldn't be off topic. Off topic is the crap that has NOTHING to do with the rest of the forum.

Don't forget those awesome threads like "My gym socks smell funny"sonicare

If you're going to complain about that you should also complain about pretty much every other kind of discussion thread here. "People talking about things they have no understanding of" makes up about 95% of this board.

No need for debate over the best pickup line.

fidosim

lmfao forreal doh

What the hell movie was that

I'm fairly annoyed by those threads. It's like sex is the only topic to OTers. But it's not. I'd rather see more depressing news from you guys than these "Girl Help" threads and "Should I call her?", whenthe obvious answer is she either hates you, likes you, or you need to not call her, ever.

Lilyanne46

[QUOTE="clayron"][QUOTE="Lilyanne46"]

I'm fairly annoyed by those threads. It's like sex is the only topic to OTers. But it's not. I'd rather see more depressing news from you guys than these "Girl Help" threads and "Should I call her?", whenthe obvious answer is she either hates you, likes you, or you need to not call her, ever.

Lilyanne46

Not in my eyes, you see. By depressing news, I mean the usual threads by the ignorant acts of people, from news websites. I think romance is an unnecessary element in survival and happiness. You can find that somewhere else. You might say, "Oh, you're just a young girl, you know nothing about love." But I do, somewhat. I know this isn't in all cases, but love can destroy lives and cause avoidable emotional pain. I observe this through my family, and even my mother. I seriously want to commit myself to a single life. No love, no sex, no relationships. Call me biased or blunt, but that's just how I feel.

[QUOTE="Lilyanne46"]

[QUOTE="clayron"] Wait...you'd rather see depressing news, but complain about girl help threads. Aren't girl help threads, in and of themselves, depressing?clayron

Not in my eyes, you see. By depressing news, I mean the usual threads by the ignorant acts of people, from news websites. I think romance is an unnecessary element in survival and happiness. You can find that somewhere else. You might say, "Oh, you're just a young girl, you know nothing about love." But I do, somewhat. I know this isn't in all cases, but love can destroy lives and cause avoidable emotional pain. I observe this through my family, and even my mother. I seriously want to commit myself to a single life. No love, no sex, no relationships. Call me biased or blunt, but that's just how I feel.

Hey bro, don't be disrespectful. Asexuality has existed for ages.

Hey bro, don't be disrespectful. Asexuality has existed for ages.

Uncle_Uzi

What's wrong with pick-up lines? I find them entertaining :(

Suzy_Q_Kazoo

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "u" and "i" together.

... [spoiler] ... entertained? [/spoiler]

[QUOTE="Suzy_Q_Kazoo"]

What's wrong with pick-up lines? I find them entertaining :(

Silverbond

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "u" and "i" together.

[QUOTE="Suzy_Q_Kazoo"]

What's wrong with pick-up lines? I find them entertaining :(

Silverbond

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "u" and "i" together.

...

... entertained?