You have 3 mins left of life and a phone

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#1 Solid_Tango
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Your are in the middle of no where and you ate something poisonous and you have your cellphone with you.

You can call for help but no one knows where you are not even you, there are no humans around.

So you grab the phone ( lets say you have everyones number and they will pick up the phone) and call someone

who would you call and what would say in your last words?

I would personally call my mom and tell her that i love her, and i would ask to talk to my little bro and i would tell him that he is the man of the house and that he has to take care of the family and that i leave my ps3 to him :D

then i would hang up and sing stair way to heaven to myself 8)

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#2 twilightpanda
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i'd just call my family tell them i love them and explain to them what is happening and leave everything i have to them......and that's it

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#3 turbotoby95
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I'd call the police. They're good people. (But they do know how to ruin a good party -.-)
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#4 alextherussian
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sex line...
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#5 worthyofnote
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I'm not stupid enough to find myself in such a scenario. And if this was the case, I'd call poison control to figure out how to neutralize the effects before I die.

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#6 Solid_Tango
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sex line...alextherussian
epic win
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#7 Big_Bad_Sad
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Id phone the woman who tells you the time and ask her out.
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#8 turbotoby95
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I'm not stupid enough to find myself in such a scenario. And if this was the case, I'd call poison control to figure out how to neutralize the effects before I die.

worthyofnote
but people on the 9/11 plane weren't stupid enough to find themselves in that situation. Things can happen my friend
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#9 Solid_Tango
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I'm not stupid enough to find myself in such a scenario. And if this was the case, I'd call poison control to figure out how to neutralize the effects before I die.

worthyofnote
you are paralize only your fingers and mouth work :P
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#10 Ghost_702
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I probably wouldn't even know I ate something poisonous and die calling 911 for help or something.
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#11 alextherussian
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I'm not stupid enough to find myself in such a scenario. And if this was the case, I'd call poison control to figure out how to neutralize the effects before I die.

worthyofnote
well arent you clever...
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#12 worthyofnote
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[QUOTE="worthyofnote"]

I'm not stupid enough to find myself in such a scenario. And if this was the case, I'd call poison control to figure out how to neutralize the effects before I die.

turbotoby95
but people on the 9/11 plane weren't stupid enough to find themselves in that situation. Things can happen my friend

True, yet I wouldn't intentionally go out into the woods and and then wind up stranded. I don't venture off unless I know I'm prepared to handle possible dangers. Therefore I wouldn't eat whatever I could find in the wild. It'd be much easier to use the phone to have someone find me instead of risking my life.
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#13 worthyofnote
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[QUOTE="worthyofnote"]

I'm not stupid enough to find myself in such a scenario. And if this was the case, I'd call poison control to figure out how to neutralize the effects before I die.

alextherussian
well arent you clever...

I am. Read my other response.
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Calls random person: "Hi, shut up, you have to listen to me. I only have a short amount of time left before I die...
*explains the situation*
...Okay, here's what I need to tell you... 2 years ago I somehow got my hands on 4.7 million dollars and I buried it in *dies*

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Call my parents, tell them I love them and that I want them to give all my stuff to my little brother. Also would have to tell them my passwords to everything (I only have 2-3 different passwords so it'd be easy :P).
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#16 alextherussian
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[QUOTE="alextherussian"][QUOTE="worthyofnote"]

I'm not stupid enough to find myself in such a scenario. And if this was the case, I'd call poison control to figure out how to neutralize the effects before I die.

worthyofnote
well arent you clever...

I am. Read my other response.

Question is a hypothetical, so explaining that you wouldnt be in such a situation defies the entire point of it, right of the bat. Congrat on bieng clever, well done...
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#17 L30KinG
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call my family, blah blah blah, but in the last minute ill call posin control to see if theres a cure or something

if not.... you know

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call my parents and if theres time my best friend
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#19 worthyofnote
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[QUOTE="alextherussian"][QUOTE="worthyofnote"][QUOTE="alextherussian"] well arent you clever...

I am. Read my other response.

Question is a hypothetical, so explaining that you wouldnt be in such a situation defies the entire point of it, right of the bat. Congrat on bieng clever, well done...

I like to defy the odds. Thank you. I'd even venture to say it's more clever than spending my final minutes calling a sex line.
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#20 deactivated-5d6e91f5c147a
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Call some random person and tell them that if they wire some money to me, they can have a part of the Nigerian's Prince's fortune.
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#21 mayforcebeyou
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i wont use it
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#22 VaguelyTagged
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i'd throw my phone out ..and start smoking

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#23 RunnersNation
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Call my friends and family and let them know how I feel.

Air out all of my secrets, etc.

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#24 _-THANATOS-_
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p0rn time
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#25 10thwonder
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Calls random person: "Hi, shut up, you have to listen to me. I only have a short amount of time left before I die...
*explains the situation*
...Okay, here's what I need to tell you... 2 years ago I somehow got my hands on 4.7 million dollars and I buried it in *dies*

Hungry_bunny

I lol'd.

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#26 markop2003
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I'ld take the battery out the phone, i can't stand them.
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#27 Microdevine
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I probably wouldn't even know I ate something poisonous and die calling 911 for help or something. Ghost_702
same.haha
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-Calls random guy- Me: Hey I have a fortune buried estimated at over 600 million dollars. You have won a random drawing. Random guy: RLY??!?!?!?!? Me: Yes. So shut up. ....The whereabouts are.... Random guy: WHAT ARE THEY!!?!!!??!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?1??!? Me: -in croaked voice- Hemisphere: Northern. Continent: North America. Country: United States. Random guy: HELLO?!!?!?!?!?! Me: ... Goodbye world. Random guy: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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#29 Furi-Kun
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I would prank call someone.

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#30 BiancaDK
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I would call my older brother, tell him that i love him, and that he should not worry about me, because im perfectly fine. Hang up, lay down on the ground and observe the colours of the world, feel the texture of my hands, notice the sensation of exhaling and inhaling, the drumming beat of my heart, and just be really peaceful about it all. Good times, no regrets, its all good.
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#31 Yod-a
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bash myself in the head with it.
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#32 Philx3
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I'd call a sex line :P but everyone knows the person at the end of the line isn't a young naked blonde but its a junkie called Bill who is despate for money.

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#33 alextherussian
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[QUOTE="worthyofnote"][QUOTE="alextherussian"][QUOTE="worthyofnote"] I am. Read my other response.

Question is a hypothetical, so explaining that you wouldnt be in such a situation defies the entire point of it, right of the bat. Congrat on bieng clever, well done...

I like to defy the odds. Thank you. I'd even venture to say it's more clever than spending my final minutes calling a sex line.

this will go nowhere....
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#34 worthyofnote
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[QUOTE="alextherussian"][QUOTE="worthyofnote"][QUOTE="alextherussian"] Question is a hypothetical, so explaining that you wouldnt be in such a situation defies the entire point of it, right of the bat. Congrat on bieng clever, well done...

I like to defy the odds. Thank you. I'd even venture to say it's more clever than spending my final minutes calling a sex line.

this will go nowhere....

No I suppose it won't. But if you really wanted to argue over a hypothetical situation, you should take into consideration that hypothetical situations apply to the individual and not to the masses as a whole. The question is "what would you do?" and not what everyone else would do in such a situation. And if you paid attention to my actual post instead of jumping to conclusions, I did mention that in those last three minutes I would contact poison control for advice. At least that way, if I did die, I'd die knowing how I could have prevented my death beforehand.
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#35 -eddy-
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I'd call Blu Base and shout "Medic! Medic! Medic!" on the phone for the next three minutes.
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#36 1kalli1
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I'd call my family and tell them i'm dying, though i would do it in a hurry because i want to make a prank call at the white house.
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#37 ramboturd72
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I would call my family and tell them that I love them and thank them for everything that they've done for me. If I had time, I would tell the same things to my friends.

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#38 LK9988
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I would first call my family and tell them what's going on and show my appreciation of what they've done for me, then maybe call my friends if I still had time.

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I'd call my neighbor and tell him he's a jerk.