You have 5 minutes to speak with the President - what would you say?

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#1 topsemag55
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You're visiting the White House and the President walks up to say hello. You hear an aide say he has 5 minutes to spare. What would you talk about? I would make an argument for strengthening the dollar. What would you say to the man, OT?
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#2 Fightingfan
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Sup. What's your gamertag?
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#3 Darthmatt
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I'd be like yo, B, wheres my check? No, I'd probably talk to him about extending FHA coverage to underwater mortgages secured by PMI. Underwater mortgages covered by PMI is whats holding most middle class people from re-financing to current low interest rates, keeping them from spending hundreds a month we could spend on other things.

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#4 JML897
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I think if he listened to some random guy for 5 minutes and it actually enlightened him I'd be really worried. Instead I'd probably just talk to him about the NBA or NFL since we're fans of the same teams.
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#5 Johnny_Rock
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Give me a job.

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#6 silentnightmere
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Ask him if the book of secrets are real.
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#7 deactivated-5acfa3a8bc51d
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off topic starting to get better topics i would say obama please hit this blunt of dank with me. then those 5 minutes would stretch into an hour and we would talk about how crazy is the world and what they expect from an individual. this stuff has to get legalized
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#8 k2theswiss
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WHY is that the higher ups of the nation who has the power to change laws ect affiliated with companys?

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#9 deactivated-5a79221380856
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I would ask him to tell me what he really believes on the subject of religion. I would also ask him why he killed that fly, instead of capturing and letting it go outside. I won't go easy on the fellow!
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#10 xLFTMx
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If a tree falls in the forest, are you a muslim?

Ha. Silly crazies.

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#11 omus101
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Legalize it

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#12 deactivated-6127ced9bcba0
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I don't think there's anything I could ask him that he couldn't spin or dodge.

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#13 mrmusicman247
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Kirk or Picard.
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#14 ad1x2
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I know you can give me a job in the White House, even if I'm the backup saluting guy when you step off the plane in case the first one doesn't salute on time...

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#15 deactivated-5a79221380856
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How's the wife and kids? I heard Michelle's been cheating on your ass like she cheats on her diet.

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#16 Gamingclone
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I'd tell him to forget talking to me and just use those 5 minutes to put this contry back onto the right track!

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#17 arad96
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I'd ask him if the patriots really do control him and the USA.

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#18 flipin_jackass
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Some of his Donald Trump material were funny, so I'd probably ask about that.
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#19 MrGeezer
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I'd probably just make small talk. Give the guy a break, he spends all day talking about and thinking of important stuff. No reason to make him discuss that stuff when he's just trying to say hello.
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#21 xdude85
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Burger King or McDonald's?
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#22 LORD_BLACKGULT
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I wouldn't say a thing.

5 minutes of awkward silence and staring...

Me --> :|

Obama --> :?

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#23 mAArdman
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"I'm Canadian. I have a queen. You are not my president."

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#25 Feryraiser
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Hmm...

a few hours ago i was thinking if the President posted on OT...

i mean you never know O_o

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#26 topsemag55
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I don't think there's anything I could ask him that he couldn't spin or dodge.

airshocker
And here's Obama's secret spin machine...
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#27 deactivated-6127ced9bcba0
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Hmm...

a few hours ago i was thinking if the President posted on OT...

i mean you never know O_o

Feryraiser

!!! BLUE-SKY WAS OBAMA!

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#28 deactivated-5a79221380856
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[QUOTE="Feryraiser"]

Hmm...

a few hours ago i was thinking if the President posted on OT...

i mean you never know O_o

airshocker

!!! BLUE-SKY WAS OBAMA!

Was that guy ever banned?

EDIT: I guess not.

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[QUOTE="Feryraiser"]

Hmm...

a few hours ago i was thinking if the President posted on OT...

i mean you never know O_o

airshocker

!!! BLUE-SKY WAS OBAMA!

I knew it...

now that we know who he is should we spam/pm the president? :o

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#30 gaming25
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Well, I would slap him across the face (lol j/k).

But I would tell him that he needs to be much more demanding against the far right if he wants to stand a chance with his jobs act.

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#31 Sunsha
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Give me a job.

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According to Cain it's your own fault if you can't get a job. Just go to school! As if it's easy to pay for said schooling when you can't even get a job. Silly republicans.
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#33 anbu-black-ops
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I would ask him to hire me for a permanent full time job.
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#34 Sunsha
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I would ask him to hire me for a permanent full time job.anbu-black-ops
Bringing him tea and cookies?
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#35 Feryraiser
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[QUOTE="anbu-black-ops"]I would ask him to hire me for a permanent full time job.Sunsha
Bringing him tea and cookies?

I think your getting the President confused with the Prime Minester of England?

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#36 ChampionoChumps
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I'd ask for some spare change.

^

How has that joke not been made

I am dissapointed OT

I don't think there's anything I could ask him that he couldn't spin or dodge.

airshocker

Truth.

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#37 Serraph105
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In your push for jobs please don't forget the enviromental legislation you have been pushing.........Can I get an autograph please?

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"I challenge you to a children's card game!"

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"I challenge you to a children's card game!"

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yu-gi-oh!

*summons exoodia*

GG...

(yes i know im old fashioned :P )

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#40 coasterguy65
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When the hell are you going to do something about the high price of fuel, and the fact that the oil companies are price gouging. How can pretty much every gas station in a major metropolitan area all have the exact same price for weeks and months at a time?

Why is the U.S. still giving subsidies to the oil companies who are making record profits quarter after quarter?

You know the economy will never improve until fuel prices get back down to normal, right? People have to put off purchases to put gas in their car, and the over pricing of diesel fuel has caused all consumer prices to sky rocket because everything is transported by truck, or train in this country.

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#41 Serraph105
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When the hell are you going to do something about the high price of fuel, and the fact that the oil companies are price gouging. How can pretty much every gas station in a major metropolitan area all have the exact same price for weeks and months at a time?

Why is the U.S. still giving subsidies to the oil companies who are making record profits quarter after quarter?

You know the economy will never improve until fuel prices get back down to normal, right? People have to put off purchases to put gas in their car, and the over pricing of diesel fuel has caused all consumer prices to sky rocket because everything is transported by truck, or train in this country.

coasterguy65

Because the republicans refused to stop giving them the subsidies earlier this year.

In before the usual, "Oh yes, lets keep blaming the republicans for stances they continually take," nonsense.

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#42 mysticstryk
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Ask him "WTF are you doing!??"

Also just a quick word on the oil thing. Put the EPA in its place and all oil concerns will be gone for a very long time (with many other benefits as well).

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"So how's that being president thing working out?"

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#44 Sunsha
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I think you're getting the President confused with the Prime Minister of England?Feryraiser
fixed Anyway, so milk and/or coffee and cookies? I live in the US and I drink tea. V_V
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#45 Serraph105
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Ask him "WTF are you doing!??"

Also just a quick word on the oil thing. Put the EPA in its place and all oil concerns will be gone for a very long time (with many other benefits as well).

mysticstryk
like more incidents such as the gulf of mexico?
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Can you dunk?
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#48 KamuiFei
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"Why don't you nuke the whole Middle East, and get that **** over with?"

J/k :P I wouldn't even talk politics with him, he would just avoid the important issues like he always does. So I might as well ask him if he likes playing video games or his favorite sports, regular chit-chat.

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#49 Stesilaus
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"Alright. Now turn the other cheek so that I can punch you again, Mr President."

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#50 tocool340
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I'd ask him if there was someway he can convince gas companies to lower their damn fuel prices. IMO, one of the biggest problems the middle/lower class families are facing is high energy prices. Getting those down will definitely help many families out and possibly lower prices on other commodities like food. People will be willing to actually spend more at small establishments...