Yes. If the itch is somewhere innappropriate, like my nads, I just yell "cattle!" really loud and point in the opposite direction. It distracts everyone long enough to do what I gotta do.
Reminds me of the Beavis and Butthead episode where Beavis has some rash on his "nads" and scratches with a spatula, then flips burgers with the spatula and everyone who eats the burgers starts barfing.
[QUOTE="spazzx625"][QUOTE="xTheExploited"] It's strange that this is almost exactly the response I had planned before I actually clicked on the thread. Great minds think alike I suppose? :P
[QUOTE="xTheExploited"]I amputate the part of my body is on in hopes that the itch never returns.scorch-62
Don't want kids? If having children were to get in the way of me destroying an itch then they are not worth having.
I do. Unless its ... yanno.. like.. erm :oops: But thats ultra rare n such. If that ever occurs then I just excuse myself to the bathroom. I will scratch my butt (cheeks) if they get an itch, or bewbs if they itch bad enough. Mosquitoes are not insects to be reckoned with and you just cant ignore like a billion bites. Sometimes tho, if it is to the point of where im going to bleed if i scratch it anymore, then I will force myself to stop.
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