You know your a nerd when....

...when instead of saying happy birthday on your friends birthday you congratulate him for gaining a lvl

now your turn

you make threads like this.

J/k

http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~garthman/nerd.html

You might be a nerd if...

...if you've ever emailed or ICQed your roommate.

...if you know more people online than in person.

... if you feel naked without a keyboard.

...if you carry a voltmeter with you.

...if you get excited when someone mentions vectors.

...if you know more than one programming language.

...if you can carry on conversations in C++.

...if you talk to your computer and it doesn't seem to be listening.

...if you can convert English into binary, hexadecimal, and octal.

...if you've taken apart your alarm clock and reprogrammed it to read in Klingon.

...if you make friends by fixing people's computers.

...if you consistently stay after clas$ to talk to the professor because you
find him/her incredibly interesting.

...if you have a drawer full of spare hard drives.

...if you print out your math homework on your computer.

...if you calculate the time dilation between you and the earth on a transcontinental flight.

...if you wear a necktie because it's stylish and "chicks dig it."

...if you're not quite sure what a chick is.

...if you go to a school with the words "Institute of Technology" in the name.

...if your SAT score was higher than your total income for that year.

...if you know pi to more than 4 significant digits.

...if you know your IQ to more than 2 significant digits.

...if you know what significant digits are.

...if you can convert any quantity from mks to cgs in your head.

...if you understood that last indicator.

...if you've read more books than your local librarian.

...if the majority of your personal library consists of Arthur C. Clarke,
Isaac Asimov, and Newton.

When you use Internet memes in real life.

...That's all I got.

If u don't know what a dub is.MgamerBD

whats a dub?

You're a nerd if you know what raidwiping by drawing aggro from the MT with DOTS is.

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]If u don't know what a dub is.gamer_marrik

whats a dub?

Well this for all of u people who don't know....Maybe it is only called this in NY. Anyway it is when a person is at a party(a guy) and he gets a girl and then they short of rub up against each other, girls butt to guys groin. I tried to explain it in the most non sexual way possible.

You use wikipedia more than google?Whicker89

you EDIT wikipedia

[QUOTE="gamer_marrik"]

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]If u don't know what a dub is.MgamerBD

whats a dub?

Well this for all of u people who don't know....Maybe it is only called this in NY. Anyway it is when a person is at a party(a guy) and he gets a girl and then they short of rub up against each other, girls butt to guys groin. I tried to explain it in the most non sexual way possible.

I've never heard of that down here in Las Vegas.

[QUOTE="gamer_marrik"]

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]If u don't know what a dub is.MgamerBD

whats a dub?

Well this for all of u people who don't know....Maybe it is only called this in NY. Anyway it is when a person is at a party(a guy) and he gets a girl and then they short of rub up against each other, girls butt to guys groin. I tried to explain it in the most non sexual way possible.

[QUOTE="Whicker89"]You use wikipedia more than google?Frattracide

you EDIT wikipedia

you MADE wikipedia? :X

[QUOTE="gamer_marrik"]

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]If u don't know what a dub is.MgamerBD

whats a dub?

Well this for all of u people who don't know....Maybe it is only called this in NY. Anyway it is when a person is at a party(a guy) and he gets a girl and then they short of rub up against each other, girls butt to guys groin. I tried to explain it in the most non sexual way possible.

Most people call that "grinding".

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"][QUOTE="gamer_marrik"]

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]If u don't know what a dub is.Strategist1117

whats a dub?

Well this for all of u people who don't know....Maybe it is only called this in NY. Anyway it is when a person is at a party(a guy) and he gets a girl and then they short of rub up against each other, girls butt to guys groin. I tried to explain it in the most non sexual way possible.

hmmm its not called that here....

[QUOTE="gamer_marrik"]

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]If u don't know what a dub is.MgamerBD

whats a dub?

Well this for all of u people who don't know....Maybe it is only called this in NY. Anyway it is when a person is at a party(a guy) and he gets a girl and then they short of rub up against each other, girls butt to guys groin. I tried to explain it in the most non sexual way possible.

Am I doubly a nerd for thinking that by "dub" you meant a foreign film with an English soundtrack placed on top of it? :P

kind of ironic i made this blog post today...

http://www.gamespot.com/users/darkspineslayer/show_blog_entry.php?topic_id=m-100-25500522

anyways, i'll say what i said in that blog, you know your a nerd when you have a nightmare about RROD 360.

[QUOTE="Strategist1117"][QUOTE="MgamerBD"][QUOTE="gamer_marrik"]

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]If u don't know what a dub is.MgamerBD

whats a dub?

Well this for all of u people who don't know....Maybe it is only called this in NY. Anyway it is when a person is at a party(a guy) and he gets a girl and then they short of rub up against each other, girls butt to guys groin. I tried to explain it in the most non sexual way possible.

hmmm its not called that here....

it should be known as bump and grind

When you spend weeks of your life trying to get people on the internet to use proper grammer and then become depressed when you fail.

When you say lol in real life.

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"][QUOTE="gamer_marrik"]

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]If u don't know what a dub is.GabuEx

whats a dub?

Well this for all of u people who don't know....Maybe it is only called this in NY. Anyway it is when a person is at a party(a guy) and he gets a girl and then they short of rub up against each other, girls butt to guys groin. I tried to explain it in the most non sexual way possible.

Am I doubly a nerd for thinking that by "dub" you meant a foreign film with an English soundtrack placed on top of it? :P

Yes me and my friends made a joke about that u defintely are....sorry. U still are awesome though.

http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~garthman/nerd.html

You might be a nerd if...

...if you've ever emailed or ICQed your roommate.

...if you know more people online than in person.

... if you feel naked without a keyboard.

...if you carry a voltmeter with you.

...if you get excited when someone mentions vectors.

...if you know more than one programming language.

...if you can carry on conversations in C++.

...if you talk to your computer and it doesn't seem to be listening.

...if you can convert English into binary, hexadecimal, and octal.

...if you've taken apart your alarm clock and reprogrammed it to read in Klingon.

...if you make friends by fixing people's computers.

...if you consistently stay after clas$ to talk to the professor because you
find him/her incredibly interesting.

...if you have a drawer full of spare hard drives.

...if you print out your math homework on your computer.

...if you calculate the time dilation between you and the earth on a transcontinental flight.

...if you wear a necktie because it's stylish and "chicks dig it."

...if you're not quite sure what a chick is.

...if you go to a school with the words "Institute of Technology" in the name.

...if your SAT score was higher than your total income for that year.

...if you know pi to more than 4 significant digits.

...if you know your IQ to more than 2 significant digits.

...if you know what significant digits are.

...if you can convert any quantity from mks to cgs in your head.

...if you understood that last indicator.

...if you've read more books than your local librarian.

...if the majority of your personal library consists of Arthur C. Clarke,
Isaac Asimov, and Newton.

gamer_marrik

Am I doubly a nerd for thinking that by "dub" you meant a foreign film with an English soundtrack placed on top of it? :P

GabuEx

I thought that when he mentioned "dub", he meant twenty-inch rims, which would make me cool because I know things about cars. But then I realized I had learned it from a video game, and my moment of being cool had ended. :P

...you understand math jokes.leonard88

If you TELL math jokes.

...you can't memorize the water cycle, but you know the Konami Code by heart.
...you don't speak with girls because you only have 7 charisma points, 3 luck points, and girls don't go for 170 INT.

That's all I got :P.

None of those apply to me-Austin-

When your name is Austin....Epic win.

kind of ironic i made this blog post today...

http://www.gamespot.com/users/darkspineslayer/show_blog_entry.php?topic_id=m-100-25500522

anyways, i'll say what i said in that blog, you know your a nerd when you have a nightmare about RROD 360.

darkspineslayer

LOL, like, "it's chasing me, it's gonna overheat mah 360! halp!"

When instead of greeting someone with a friendly 'Hey" or "Hi" you say "Salutations!"

or

When you think Star Trek is cool.

when you shout out 'noob!" or "pwned!" for no reason at all in a public place.

Actually, that sounds more like a mental disorder. But still.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to call a psychiatrist.

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"][QUOTE="gamer_marrik"]

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]If u don't know what a dub is.gamer_marrik

whats a dub?

Well this for all of u people who don't know....Maybe it is only called this in NY. Anyway it is when a person is at a party(a guy) and he gets a girl and then they short of rub up against each other, girls butt to guys groin. I tried to explain it in the most non sexual way possible.

I've never heard of that down here in Las Vegas.

When you have one strong hand and two strong thumbsblackmagesm

http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~garthman/nerd.html

You might be a nerd if...

...if you've ever emailed or ICQed your roommate.

...if you know more people online than in person.

... if you feel naked without a keyboard.

...if you carry a voltmeter with you.

...if you get excited when someone mentions vectors.

...if you know more than one programming language.

...if you can carry on conversations in C++.

...if you talk to your computer and it doesn't seem to be listening.

...if you can convert English into binary, hexadecimal, and octal.

...if you've taken apart your alarm clock and reprogrammed it to read in Klingon.

...if you make friends by fixing people's computers.

...if you consistently stay after clas$ to talk to the professor because you
find him/her incredibly interesting.

...if you have a drawer full of spare hard drives.

...if you print out your math homework on your computer.

...if you calculate the time dilation between you and the earth on a transcontinental flight.

...if you wear a necktie because it's stylish and "chicks dig it."

...if you're not quite sure what a chick is.

...if you go to a school with the words "Institute of Technology" in the name.

...if your SAT score was higher than your total income for that year.

...if you know pi to more than 4 significant digits.

...if you know your IQ to more than 2 significant digits.

...if you know what significant digits are.

...if you can convert any quantity from mks to cgs in your head.

...if you understood that last indicator.

...if you've read more books than your local librarian.

...if the majority of your personal library consists of Arthur C. Clarke,
Isaac Asimov, and Newton.

gamer_marrik

You know when your a nerd if your this guy.

jk lol

So many of these things describe me, I don't really know what to think. I guess I've always been proud to be a nerd.blackngold29