You know your school is bad when...

...the smartest kid can't speak english...

...the shop teacher can't remember anyone's name (Rylan becomes "Dylan", Damola becomes "Dramola", Austin becomes "Jordan", Lindsay becomes "Lizzy", Emily becomes "You, over there!"....etc....)

...everyone brings army-knives to school...

...teachers let you smoke freely outside...

...teachers let you hand in assignments 2 months late...

...One class gets all the bad teachers, when one class gets all the good teachers...

...The Grade 8 teacher teaches a Grade 9 course, while the Grade 9 teacher teaches a modified Grade 8 course...

Now, go ahead and add some annoying things about your school!

the spanish teacher doesnt speak spanish

the english teacher doesnt speak english

the math teacher is a squirrel

the lunch lady is a hobo

the principal is a jack of clubs

the bathrooms dont have toilets

the spanish teacher doesnt speak spanish

the english teacher doesnt speak english

the math teacher is a squirrel

the lunch lady is a hobo

the principal is a jack of clubs

the bathrooms dont have toilets

stebun

sounds like my school

My old school's roof flooded. :|not_grape

 My school has had over 20 arrests this year so far.
16 were on the first week.
There was a big fight BEFORE the doors opened for the FIRST DAY of school.
My Spanish class started off with 30 students, now 12 are left(They were kicked out for good reasons)
We locked our Spanish teacher out.......TWICE! (She then took out the lock)
Our principal blamed MYSPACE for the fights(I'm not kidding)
Aterfire

Someone called the teacher gay in front of the whole class, that's the worst thing that happened....

nothign bad happens at our...ACADEMY!11 Oh teh pwnage ur schools suck.

*please dont mod me*

...the history teacher is a pedophile...Sim_genius

• Half of the freshmen will transfer to another school by their sophomore year
• Half of the seniors drop out by January
• The top 20 in the senior class want to leave the damn school and already have senioritis "that includes myself"
• The principal and administration treat the seniors as if they don't exist, but give full attention and free things to freshmen
  
• The bathrooms never have paper towels or toilet paper
• Desks are so old some of them have Class of 76 on them
• Teachers usually leave after 1-3 years of teaching at the school
• The senior class dean and junior class dean were booed by the entire senior class when they were introduced by the principal at the auditorium
• At one moment was the only high school in the entire city to not have cheerleaders "graffiti demanding cheerleaders, and angry seniors changed that"
  

Desks are so old some of them have Class of 76 on themCommanderShiro

... your english teacher is afriand of squrils

I gots another one...

When, if you make it on

ONE

sports team, or have a relative make it into professional sports, you are guarnteed to make it on a sports team. In fact, you are also guarnteed to pass all of your subjects, and let off only w/ a warning if you do something bad...

Crappy thing is, the only sports we have at our school are Basketball and Volleyball, so, like I said, if you don't have a sibling playing in the NCAA (the sister of twin girls at my school have an older sister that plays for the Washington Huskies women's team), you will never make the team....

When: -a guy gets into a fight and hits the other guy in the head with a fishbat -another guy loses a fight so he brings a machete to school, and gets beat up by same guy AGAIN -a student hits a teacher in a computer class, because she tries to turn his computer off, and he had not saved his 10 page essay. teacher is fired, student gets no punishment. -the army comes and recruits in the school every second day -there are quality fake ids being made by the students and sold to other students for 20 bucks each -a handicapped kid (who it turns out is not really handicapped,I guess) eats a phillipino balloon (like silly putty on the end of a straw) and has a siezure which sends him to the hostpital. the not-so-handicapped kid then goes on canada AM (pretty big news type show in the mornings) and tells them that we took him into the bathrooms and forced him to take drugs. our school is now labeled "one of the worst schools in canada" -the third highest gang member in the city (which has the highest crime rate per capita in NA) does a presentation at your school funny thing is, this is probably the best high school thsi city hasTheFoot

Do you live in or around Ottawa? I think I heard about that...

I carry a knife to school. >_> It's for self-defense. Elraptor

nope saskatoon, saskatchewanTheFoot

Really? Wow... Hopefully they don't migrate to Edmonton soon or I'll be toast...lol

[QUOTE="Elraptor"]I carry a knife to school. >_> It's for self-defense. GettingTired

[QUOTE="Elraptor"]I carry a knife to school. >_> It's for self-defense. GettingTired

Or you could use the giant condom from GTA San Andreas.... It works better than most melee weapons, and, it can easily fit in your pocket. Plus, it makes you look cool...

There are gambling rings going on in the hallways.videogamer456

[QUOTE="videogamer456"]There are gambling rings going on in the hallways.Rhazakna

Did you win any money? If you did, I won't redicule you...

...lockers are in stalls and toilets are in the hallway and no one notices

...one gym teacher is 70 and the other sneaks cameras into the locker room

...when the secretary tells everyone to give the Principal a hug if they see him because it 's his birthday (I wish I was making this up)

...when your school counselor brings a knife to school

...when your counselor is  emo 

...when they have to make the doorways bigger for the gym teacher (again not making this up)

[QUOTE="Rhazakna"][QUOTE="videogamer456"]There are gambling rings going on in the hallways.nascarnetboggy

Did you win any money? If you did, I won't redicule you...

what! it is not like this for everyone? :o

Heres a list of atrocities for my school.

Students selling drugs in the bathroom

Teacher gets stabbed by mentally instable girl

I got suspended for a week for defending myself when somebody hit me in the nose

Drug sniffing dogs come by every few weeks

My best friend got busted for having marijuana in his backback

There have been so many fights at lunch we have to sit at the table we originally sat down at for the whole lunch, cant leave the lunchroom.

For 2 weeks a gang of kids was beating up random ppl outside the school every day

thats all i can think of right now... no wait heres some more

The same girl who stabbed the teacher is let back in our school the next year, she then proceeds to punch a police officer standing outside the school and set his hair on fire (dont ask me how she did it)

One of the parents in engaged to a drug dealer

Another friend of mine gets a girl pregnant... and then another friend of mine gets pregnant...