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#1 DooDooPeePee
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...five guns, an extension cord, tekken 2, a beanbag chair, a 3 dollar coupon to Red Robin, a half empty box of milk duds, and a VHS copy of The Karate Kid.

What do you do?

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#2 VENOM192
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Take the guns and flush.
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#3 DJ-Lafleur
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Wonder what the hell I ate to crap that out. :?
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#4 VENOM192
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Well I would be like: "how did that get in there?"
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#5 Forumposter
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get in and fluch myself to awesomeland!
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#6 DigitalExile
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Wonder what I ate for lunch. =/
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#7 Zackariel
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Whimper a little.
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#8 harashawn
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"Tuesday night already?"
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#9 CoolSkAGuy
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close the lid and and see what the next person does lol.
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#10 Jacobistheman
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...five guns, an extension cord, tekken 2, a beanbag chair, a 3 dollar coupon to Red Robin, a half empty box of milk duds, and a VHS copy of The Karate Kid.

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DooDooPeePee
Wonder why those things are in my toilet.
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#11 rockguy92
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close the lid and and see what the next person does lol.CoolSkAGuy
Yep. :P
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#12 Mr_Leonis
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Vow to never eat at Taco Bell ever again. :|
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#13 SavageM2
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Grab the guns, clean them off and put them them in strategic locations. Hidden jacket pocket...ect. Tie the extension cord around the bean bag chair. Pop a few rounds at my skylight with a handgun and bust it out. Fling the bean bad with extension cord out skylight. While holding onto the extension end. Flush Tekken 2 away. Use the milk duds to write on the Red Robins coupon and write on it. "Door handle sticks, don't worry found myself a way out." While using the VHS as a paperweight.
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#14 pygmahia5
Member since 2007 • 7428 Posts
totally thought it was gonna be mr. hankey. but i would keep the guns. thats it.
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#15 Phantom_J
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1. Take the towel I use to dry my feet to dry off the guns, and hide them under my mattress.

2. Toss the extension cord out my bathroom window

3. Put Tekken 2 in the same place I keep my KOTOR 1 and Halo 2, all of which I plan to sell years from now when they will be worth stacks.

4. Toss the beanbag chair in my washing machine.

5. Make plans with a girl to go to Red Robin.

6. Toss the milk duds in the trash.

7. Pop the Karate Kid into my VCR......that movie is ciph.

8. Make a doctor's appointment, as my *** may very well be a vortex of endless possibilities.

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#16 GTA_dude
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Wonder how they all fit inside my toilet?
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#17 Bloodaxe726
Member since 2007 • 7903 Posts
Think to myself "Hmm, odd" then proceed with whatever I was doing.
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#18 thriteenthmonke
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Throw in an octopus
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#19 DooDooPeePee
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Throw in an octopus thriteenthmonke
now your just taking it too far.
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#20 Lief_Ericson
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I would have to revevaluate my life
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#21 hokies1313
Member since 2005 • 13919 Posts
Take the guns and a bean bag chair, and wonder how that all fit in my small toilet.
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#22 JustPlainLucas
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Probably stop taking drugs.
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#23 freek666
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Yell at my dad for not flushing and proceed to defecate in the backyard.
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#24 The_Sand_Man
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I'd throw it all on my sisters bed after taking a dump on all of it.

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#25 sAndroid17
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Probably stop taking drugs.JustPlainLucas
hahaha
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#26 freshgman
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id proceed with the dumpage
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#27 muffintheduffin
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1. Take the towel I use to dry my feet to dry off the guns, and hide them under my mattress.

2. Toss the extension cord out my bathroom window

3. Put Tekken 2 in the same place I keep my KOTOR 1 and Halo 2, all of which I plan to sell years from now when they will be worth stacks.

4. Toss the beanbag chair in my washing machine.

5. Make plans with a girl to go to Red Robin.

6. Toss the milk duds in the trash.

7. Pop the Karate Kid into my VCR......that movie is ciph.

8. Make a doctor's appointment, as my *** may very well be a vortex of endless possibilities.

Phantom_J

WINN!!!!

HAHAHA

MAKE IT PURE WIN.

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#28 yagr_zero
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I'd run around in circles knowing that I can't do my business anymore.
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#29 CleanPlayer
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I'd take the Karate Kid tape and leave.
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#30 Andrew_Xavier
Member since 2007 • 9625 Posts

Flush it all away, I'm not touching anything that has been in the toilet.

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#31 MgamerBD
Member since 2006 • 17550 Posts
"Oh so thats where those went?"
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#32 iam2green
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i would wounder how that stuff would fit in my toilet. i would take everything and wait a whiile for them to dry off.
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#33 Superironic
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I would wonder why the VHS copy of The Karate Kid was placed next to all my stuff...
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#34 kingdre
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I'll eat the milk duds while watching the movie.

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#35 Dudersaper
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I would have to hide my stuff elsewhere because my favourite spot was found
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#36 zarshack
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would be confused as hell seeing as we dont have milk duds in this country.
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#37 JigglyWiggly_
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Stash my feces on top.
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#38 Faber_Fighter
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After selling the 5 guns and the 3 dollar coupon to Red Robin to buy myself a VHS, I'd have an all nighter on that wet and soggy beanbag chair eating the half empty box of milk duds while watching Karate Kid over and over again. Did i do this right?
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#39 yokofox33
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I'd probably laugh. Hard.
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#40 kulmiye
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...five guns, an extension cord, tekken 2, a beanbag chair, a 3 dollar coupon to Red Robin, a half empty box of milk duds, and a VHS copy of The Karate Kid.

What do you do?

DooDooPeePee
Take the guns, rob a local electronic store for a TV and a VHS player. Watch Karate kid learn karate then play the hell out of Tekken 2 and continue learning karate. Then I'd go outside give the milk duds and coupon to a homeless bum and proceed to kick his ass with the new karate I learned.....
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#41 deactivated-5d25ae64ef918
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I think I'd sell it all, haha.
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#42 -eddy-
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Make a doctor's appointment, as my ass may very well be a vortex of endless possibilities.

Phantom_J
Someone should sig this. :P
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#43 Shadowhawk000
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get in and fluch myself to awesomeland!Forumposter
Whats in Awesome land? :P ?
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#44 sinlesswolf
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[QUOTE="Forumposter"]get in and fluch myself to awesomeland!Shadowhawk000
Whats in Awesome land? :P ?

Mountains and hill of awesomeness, and dont forget about the castle of pure win.:D

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#45 tofu-lion91
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I live in the UK so a 3 dollar coupon to red robin would be useless and Hero would slap me if I watched a VHS (I tease him by saying we can watch something and then admit it's on VHS!) and I don't believe in gun use outside of the military/police so I take the beanbag chair and flush. What are milk duds? :?
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#46 robobie
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...five guns, an extension cord, tekken 2, a beanbag chair, a 3 dollar coupon to Red Robin, a half empty box of milk duds, and a VHS copy of The Karate Kid.

What do you do?

DooDooPeePee

Call McGyver

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#47 luke1889
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Watch The Karate Kid. That'll set me up for life.
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#48 pvtdonut54
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flush
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#49 deactivated-59be76f5a5388
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Sell 'em.
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#50 killerfist
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[QUOTE="Forumposter"]get in and fluch myself to awesomeland!Shadowhawk000
Whats in Awesome land? :P ?

Purple hills and pink Elephants.