You see $100 underneath a healthy chunk of dog feces, what do you do?

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#1 Hoggerable
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Discuss.

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#2 kruesader
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I would definitely get it straight away, wash it and be happy.
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#3 LZ71
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You're new and all, so you might not know this, but I'd recommend laying off the "New Topic" Button.
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#4 Mafiree
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This could be the start of an epic prank......
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#5 Hoggerable
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You're new and all, so you might not know this, but I'd recommend laying off the "New Topic" Button.LZ71

Am I allowed only a certain amount of new threads?

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#6 Lonelynight
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Kick the feces away, and wipe the dollar with a piece of tissue.
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#7 ShootingPwnage
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grab it and wash, wtf

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#8 Bourbons3
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Its not much of a barrier between me and the $100.
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#9 horgen  Moderator
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Let it be... Unless I really needed it.
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#10 redfield_137
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Well certainly I would take the money. However, don't discount the feces. It has many household uses and you should never let anything go to waste not even waste itself. For example you could use it as a type of glue or sealant and failing anything else, I've heard it goes well with cheese and crackers as an afternoon snack.

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#11 Arctic_Grillz
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take a plastic bag, wrap it around my hand and pick up the money.
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#12 HitomiChan
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take a plastic bag, wrap it around my hand and pick up the money.Arctic_Grillz
yeah.. this.. :P
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#13 KHfanboy2
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take a plastic bag, wrap it around my hand and pick up the money.Arctic_Grillz
Yeah... And wash the money afterwards.

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#14 krazykillaz
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I would pick it up and wash it off. It's just dog crap.
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#15 Glass_Mouth
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grab it and wash my hands

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#16 Brainkiller05
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This could be the start of an epic prank......Mafiree
ooo that's true if it was in a big crowded street I might just walk past and ignore, if nobody was around though I'd probably pick it out with a plastic bag.
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#17 Large_Soda
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I would eat away at the feces until enough is gone to get at the $100 bill and then I'd use the money to get my teeth cleaned.
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#18 RedDraco66
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I would eat away at the feces until enough is gone to get at the $100 bill and then I'd use the money to get my teeth cleaned.Large_Soda
*facepalms* Then you would have eaten the poo for nothing :P
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#19 thusaha
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Grab it.

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#20 Failtard
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I would totally grab it then wash the money off.

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#21 monkeyd_93
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kick poo away, rub into grass, grab corner and wash it off=PROFIT
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#22 deactivated-6016f2513d412
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take a plastic bag, wrap it around my hand and pick up the money.Arctic_Grillz
Yeah, this. I'd wash the money afterwards.
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#23 Murj
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I would definitely get it straight away, wash it and be happy.kruesader
Same. Glad to see someone enjoys dog poo as much as me ;)