You vs. an endless army of ninjas. What would you take with you?

So here's the scenario: you face off against a neverending army of ninjas, you can have one weapon, take one person along to assist you and have one song playing as the carnage ensues. What would you choose?

I'd go with a Viking axe, Bruce Lee and For Whom The Bell Tolls by Metallica.

I would tell them that fighting is pointless and negotiate with all of them. later on we would all sit together and chat while drinking tea.

Dragon Dagger

Red Ranger

"I Will Win"

my turban, a suicide bomber, and hindi musicTurban

Manbearpig. Nerd_Man

Manbearpig. Nerd_Man

can't go wrong with that one :P

Beatrix

if Saints Row 2 taught me anything its that chainsaws are a ninjas greatest weakness

Machine Gun, Jackie Chan, bia bia- By lil John :D Nothing gets you hype like lil John! :P

An indestructable mech of somesort

Bruce Camble

Some cool techno song with a heavy baseline. Probably Around the World/Harder Better Faster Stronger remix.

[QUOTE="Nerd_Man"]Manbearpig. avatar_genius

can't go wrong with that one :P

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[QUOTE="Nerd_Man"]Manbearpig. Nerd_Man

can't go wrong with that one :P

half man, half bear, half pig, half laser

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[QUOTE="Nerd_Man"]Manbearpig. Nerd_Man

can't go wrong with that one :P

Oh... And with this song playing in the background.

So it will basically be me sitting back and watching Manbearpig tear up the ninjas to shreds and slicing them into more pieces with his laser vision with that song playing.

Yeah.

I'm not sure what weapon I'd use, but I'd definetely take one of those birds from Ninja Gaiden with me. I'd just stand on a platform and watch as the bird owns the ninjas trying to jump over to me.

[QUOTE="Nerd_Man"][QUOTE="avatar_genius"]

can't go wrong with that one :P

avatar_genius

half man, half bear, half pig, half laser

Norris of Chuck

Bruce Lee >>>>>> Chuck Norris.

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[QUOTE="Nerd_Man"] With laser vision. That will be my weapon of choice. Manbearpig with laser vision goggles.OniStrat

half man, half bear, half pig, half laser

manbearpig

the answer for all three is Bruce Campbell1nuy4sha

We have a winner folks!

or maybe Bruce Campbell dressed as a pirate!

if Saints Row 2 taught me anything its that chainsaws are a ninjas greatest weakness

spawnassasin

The old badas* mini machine gun will do the job!

Bearsharktopus. Chuck Norris. The offspring of Chuck Norris and Bearsharktopus, which will be called BearsharktoNorrisopus.

Oh, and some ninja repellent.

weapon :

assistant:

soundtrack:
smack my ***** up by the prodigy

[QUOTE="Turban"]my turban, a suicide bomber, and hindi music1nuy4sha

A jetpack to escape :D

Black Hole Generator, Chuck Norris, while playing Ghost Love Score.

A machine gun of course.

Minigun + infinite ammo cheat.Immortalica

You forgot the no reload cheat.

weapon :

assistant:

soundtrack:
smack my ***** up by the prodigy

VaguelyTagged

You should have done Combine Harvester for the song.

weapon:

Assistant:

Song:

Weapon: Aunduril, Flame of the West.

Assistant: Duke Nukem.

Song: Weasel Stomping Day.

1)a katana just to look cool,

2) Optimus-Prime

3) Shining Star by Earth Wind and Fire

A camera, Chuck Norris and Eye of the Tiger.

I'd take my own endless army of ninjas.