you wake up and see that your girl friend is cutting your legs off...

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#1 XxSPAZxX
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What would you do!?!?
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#2 chessmaster1989
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....*backs out of thread*.....
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#3 harashawn
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You don't want to know what I would do. :oops:
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#4 DivergeUnify
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i'd post about it on gamespot( 10000 posts wooo!)
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#5 SSBFan12
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What would you do!?!?XxSPAZxX
Dude a few things one your girlfriend will not cut off your legs. And the last thing if she really was your gf she wouldn't cut off your legs.
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#6 Nevlim
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I think thats sexy :oops:
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#7 6_volts
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Post about it on Gamespot.
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#8 XxSPAZxX
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You don't want to know what I would do. :oops: harashawn

I think I do :D

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#9 bethwo
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Boot her in the nose.
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#10 Luncbox1
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[QUOTE="XxSPAZxX"]What would you do!?!?SSBFan12
Dude a few things one your girlfriend will not cut off your legs. And the last thing if she really was your gf she wouldn't cut off your legs.

not necessarily... sometimes people can be quite irrational and moronic.
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#11 xTheExploited
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First I'd be like :?. Than I'd be like :lol:.
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#12 harashawn
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[QUOTE="harashawn"] You don't want to know what I would do. :oops: XxSPAZxX

I think I do :D

If I told you, I would probably get suspended, so...
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#13 XxSPAZxX
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[QUOTE="XxSPAZxX"]What would you do!?!?SSBFan12
Dude a few things one your girlfriend will not cut off your legs. And the last thing if she really was your gf she wouldn't cut off your legs.

I don't have a girl friend :(
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#14 II_Seraphim_II
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i'd post about it on gamespot( 10000 posts wooo!)DivergeUnify
Dont forget to take pics and post those up too!
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#15 esbastica
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i'd dump her
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#16 mrbojangles25
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you dont want to know.

well, you problably do, but I cant say

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#17 Luncbox1
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i'd dump heresbastica
and make sure she's thrown in jail
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#18 foxhound_fox
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"Um... umm... honey? What are you doing?"
"Cutting off your legs lover..."
"Oh, I see..."
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#19 robobie
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I'd hit her with my detached legs and then run out of the room.
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#20 Treflis
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I'd say : When I asked you to go down on me, this wasn't what I had in mind.
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#21 Razor-Lazor
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[QUOTE="XxSPAZxX"]What would you do!?!?SSBFan12
Dude a few things one your girlfriend will not cut off your legs. And the last thing if she really was your gf she wouldn't cut off your legs.

:lol: How old are you?
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#22 monsterslash
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beat her with my amputated leg
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#23 Paladin_King
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i suspect that the first thing i would do would be to say something along the lines of "ARRRRRRRGHARGH *profanity profanity profanity*"
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#24 darkmoney52
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If some broad wants my legs she'll have to fight for 'em! Winner takes all four legs!
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#26 darkmoney52
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mutilate her vaginaEuroshinobi
But the punishment doesn't fit the crime!
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#27 Hungry_Jello
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I would return the favor by cutting off her hands and replacing them with scissors. She would then fall madly in love with me.
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#28 GodofBigMacs
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spank her.
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#29 XxSPAZxX
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[QUOTE="SSBFan12"][QUOTE="XxSPAZxX"]What would you do!?!?Razor-Lazor
Dude a few things one your girlfriend will not cut off your legs. And the last thing if she really was your gf she wouldn't cut off your legs.

:lol: How old are you?

Me or the other guy. The other guy has no imagination btw :/
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#30 Gamer4Iife
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I'd say: "You're doing it wrong! :x"

And while she's confused I'll turn Super Sayin Mark V, charge mah laser and Shoop-Da-Whoop her in the ovaries and run away rerally fast.

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#31 darkmoney52
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I'd say: "You're doing it wrong! :x"

And while she's confused I'll turn Super Sayin Mark V, charge mah laser and Shoop-Da-Whoop her in the ovaries and run away rerally fast.

Gamer4Iife
That's what Dragon Ball Z was missing: Lethal ovary punches.
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#32 XxSPAZxX
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mutilate her vaginaEuroshinobi

That's hardcore o.0

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#33 horgen  Moderator
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I'll be thinking: What the hell did I do wrong? :? Why didn't I see this coming? :? Then either be in shock or scream from the pain it causes
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#34 swazidoughman
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I would enjoy a peaceful meal of leg with her.
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#35 Holyknight_CJ
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First I'd be like :?. Than I'd be like :lol:.xTheExploited
That made me laugh. Is your avatar from "Been Caught Stealing" I tried to watch the video to check, but it's been taken down from youtube:(.
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#36 xTheExploited
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[QUOTE="xTheExploited"]First I'd be like :?. Than I'd be like :lol:.Holyknight_CJ
That made me laugh. Is your avatar from "Been Caught Stealing" I tried to watch the video to check, but it's been taken down from youtube:(.

No its from the movie Clerks.
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#37 JigglyWiggly_
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I c u like my legs.
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#38 uberbra
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i'd get a hard on and poke her eyes out
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#39 cyberdarkkid
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i'd post about it on gamespot( 10000 posts wooo!)DivergeUnify
Yay dude :D
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#40 muffincakes87
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It's probbley just a fetish.
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#41 thelastguy
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I would just be happy that I had a girlfriend :lol:
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#42 barcx17
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Let's just say I'll pull her back into bed and then use my blood as some sort of... "oil" ;)
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#43 Omega_Zero69
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hm depends , are my legs still in tact or is she barely beggining to cut my legs
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#44 allnamestaken
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Let's just say I'll pull her back into bed and then use my blood as some sort of... "oil" ;)barcx17
ok, wow.
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#45 Razlses
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I would give a flying kick.
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#46 XxSPAZxX
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Let's just say I'll pull her back into bed and then use my blood as some sort of... "oil" ;)barcx17

LOL WOW!! that's funny!!!

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#47 CBR600-RR
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Well on sunday morning I woke up next to her and she was smiling, I don't think she would ever cut my off my legs. :|
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#48 allnamestaken
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Well on sunday morning I woke up next to her and she was smiling, I don't think she would ever cut my off my legs. :|CBR600-RR
awww.
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#49 Euroshinobi
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[QUOTE="Euroshinobi"]mutilate her vaginaXxSPAZxX

That's hardcore o.0

i actualy told my current gf that, course we were joking, but she joked around like she was going to cut my penis off, and i told her if i woke up and found my penis gone, i would get a knife and mutilate her vagina we both laughed till we cried :P
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#50 XxSPAZxX
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Well on sunday morning I woke up next to her and she was smiling, I don't think she would ever cut my off my legs. :|CBR600-RR

i'm guessing that you would kick her.

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