You wake up completely naked in a public place.....

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#1 HoffmanSony
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Where are you?

What do you do?

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#2 MrCycleCancel
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Say "Oh no not again" then try to get back to sleep.
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#3 CoolSkAGuy
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Ill ask for coat...
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#4 Anti-Venom
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I'll start a free public yoga class
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#5 harashawn
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Where are you?

What do you do?

HoffmanSony

Put my arm around you and say "Hey baby."

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#6 go-cizmek
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I'd use anything for cover...
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#7 fabz_95
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I woudn't react until I had brushed my teeth or washed my face

I need that to fully wake up :P

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#8 HoffmanSony
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[QUOTE="HoffmanSony"]

Where are you?

What do you do?

harashawn

Put my arm around you and say "Hey baby."

put some pants on first :P
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#9 markop2003
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sit up and wonder why all the posters in this thread are here too
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#10 harashawn
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[QUOTE="harashawn"][QUOTE="HoffmanSony"]

Where are you?

What do you do?

HoffmanSony

Put my arm around you and say "Hey baby."

put some pants on first :P

Now why would I do that? ;)

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#11 stedtfeld
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Umm..I don't know it really depends where I am.
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#12 Mochyc
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Two words:

Morning Glory.

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#13 Krigen89
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Sit, try to figure where I am... get up and leave. Couldn't care less what people think, I just don't tant the police to pick me up.
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#14 HoffmanSony
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[QUOTE="HoffmanSony"][QUOTE="harashawn"][QUOTE="HoffmanSony"]

Where are you?

What do you do?

harashawn

Put my arm around you and say "Hey baby."

put some pants on first :P

Now why would I do that? ;)

cuz I see enuf of that as it is :o
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#15 194197844077667059316682358889
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I mumble to myself "must be sunday", roll out of the pool of my own vomit and go back to sleep for a few more hours; yay life in San Francisco!
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#16 6_volts
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In my sofa, and I'd say "Damn it! not again!"
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#17 HoffmanSony
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In my sofa, and I'd say "Damn it! not again!"6_volts
ur sofa is in public??
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#18 harashawn
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[QUOTE="harashawn"][QUOTE="HoffmanSony"][QUOTE="harashawn"][QUOTE="HoffmanSony"]

Where are you?

What do you do?

HoffmanSony

Put my arm around you and say "Hey baby."

put some pants on first :P

Now why would I do that? ;)

cuz I see enuf of that as it is :o

Fine, I'll put pants on, but you gotta take something off.

)

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#19 HoffmanSony
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[QUOTE="HoffmanSony"][QUOTE="harashawn"][QUOTE="HoffmanSony"][QUOTE="harashawn"][QUOTE="HoffmanSony"]

Where are you?

What do you do?

harashawn

Put my arm around you and say "Hey baby."

put some pants on first :P

Now why would I do that? ;)

cuz I see enuf of that as it is :o

Fine, I'll put pants on, but you gotta take something off. )

*takes off bracelet* :P
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#20 hoola
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I am in a big city with people walking all around me. I ask one for their coat then go the store and buy some cheap clothes to get me home.
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#21 harashawn
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[QUOTE="harashawn"][QUOTE="HoffmanSony"][QUOTE="harashawn"][QUOTE="HoffmanSony"][QUOTE="harashawn"][QUOTE="HoffmanSony"]

Where are you?

What do you do?

HoffmanSony

Put my arm around you and say "Hey baby."

put some pants on first :P

Now why would I do that? ;)

cuz I see enuf of that as it is :o

Fine, I'll put pants on, but you gotta take something off. )

*takes off bracelet* :P

Aww, come on! :cry:

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#22 Wizz46
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yell to the sky: "DAMN YOU VODKA!!!!!!!!"

then walk shamefully to my house

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#23 ElZilcho90
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Stand up, stretch, yawn... and then sprint like mad.
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#24 HoffmanSony
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[QUOTE="HoffmanSony"]

*takes off bracelet* :Pharashawn

Aww, come on! :cry:

:D maybe more if ur good :P
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#25 harashawn
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[QUOTE="harashawn"][QUOTE="HoffmanSony"]

*takes off bracelet* :PHoffmanSony

Aww, come on! :cry:

:D maybe more if ur good :P

:DI'll be good.

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#26 HoffmanSony
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[QUOTE="HoffmanSony"][QUOTE="harashawn"][QUOTE="HoffmanSony"]

*takes off bracelet* :Pharashawn

Aww, come on! :cry:

:D maybe more if ur good :P

:DI'll be good.

thats good :)
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#27 JeM760soCAL
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I would wonder what the hell I did last night! I'd probably have a huge hangover:|
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#28 JohnnySN1P3R
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Two words:

Morning Glory.

Mochyc

lol.

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#29 flowdee79
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Go back to sleep.
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#30 R0cky_Racc00n
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I'm in school.

I have sex with the hot teachers.

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#31 cool_baller
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Do I wake up with the morning wood?
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#33 HoffmanSony
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Do I wake up with the morning wood?cool_baller
idk...Do you??
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#34 HoffmanSony
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I'm in school.

I have sex with the hot teachers.

R0cky_Racc00n
lol Finally something more original :)
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#35 linkman94
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Well I dont know maybe......RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#36 cool_baller
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[QUOTE="cool_baller"]Do I wake up with the morning wood?HoffmanSony
idk...Do you??

sometimes...But I am talking about in the scanerio we are imagining.
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#37 HoffmanSony
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[QUOTE="HoffmanSony"][QUOTE="cool_baller"]Do I wake up with the morning wood?cool_baller
idk...Do you??

sometimes...But I am talking about in the scanerio we are imagining.

idk...Do you?? :P
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#38 tri-edge99
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Id drop-kick someone and rob them of their clothes.
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#39 HoffmanSony
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bumpity :P
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#40 DarkSmokeNinja
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If I woke up like that I would instantly kill everone that sees me.
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#41 harashawn
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If I woke up like that I would instantly kill everone that sees me.DarkSmokeNinja

But you're a ninja, no one can see you.

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#42 DarkSmokeNinja
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[QUOTE="DarkSmokeNinja"]If I woke up like that I would instantly kill everone that sees me.harashawn

But you're a ninja, no one can see you.

Wow...how did you know.

BTW I can't maintain invisibility all the time. It consumes my energy.

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#43 ElBanano216
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Mall, Library, School, doesn't matter

I'd probably enjoy it oddly. I'd love to be naked in public, just to scare people :D

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#44 wado-karate
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I'd stretch, yawn, scratch, then finish getting my groceries.
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#45 RiseAgainst12
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Have a morning stretch, go to a cafe and get a morning fry-up. then go about my daily business.
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#46 SolidSnake35
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Take a bath in the nearby fountain?
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#47 DeathHeart95
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I'll lure someone into an alley, beat them up, and steal their clothes.
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#48 Bourbons3
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"I need your clothes, boots and your motorcycle."
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#49 psn_Jaimzl
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wake up walk around and convince people(and police) I'm a homeless nudest
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#50 Infinite-Zr0
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I think to myself, 'I think this is a good oppurtunity to start practicing my windmill.'