Your craziest school teacher!

Post a description of the craziest school teacher that you have ever had. Here's mine.

My 8th grade English teacher would sit on a dictionary because she believed that she would gain knowledge from the book, and she wouldn't let any of her students use blue pens because she believed that when her husband died, he was reincarnated into a blue pen.

So what was your craziest teacher?

I don't have a picture of him. He's my Biology II teacher he's both the smartest, the most bad ass, and the craziest. His name is:

Mr. Sexton.

I think it would have to be one of my science teachers. This guy would start throwing things when he got mad.

He doesn't sound as crazy as some of the teachers described in here though.

I think it would have to be one of my science teachers. This guy would start throwing things when he got mad,

BoricuaProdigy

Ms Schneider. She was the meanest craziest teacher i have ever met.

She's about 80, and it seems like she hasn't bought clothes in at least 20 years. She's been wearing this shoes that have a whole where the little toe is for about 3 years.

Anyways, she screams at the top of her lungs, and gets mad easily. Some kids made a bet to see if they could find out if she was wearing a wig or not.

She wasn't, but they pulled her hair. hahahaha good times!!!

I also had this teacher Ms Aguilera. She's Philipino and has a thick accent. She's about 4'10" and she's so funny. Most students love her. She turned my backpack inside out once. Also, a guy once fell asleep in the class and she took us all out except for him. She turned off the lights and closed the door. When the bell rang, the kid had the craziest look on his face. We laughed at him for days. :P

My 7th grade geography teacher was a budhist who believed in God and you could find her hearing some guns n roses after school. She was really cool its so sad she got fired.

The ninth grade math teacher is almost forty years old and plays guitar hero in the weekends.

My fourth grade english teacher climbed almost every maountain at Monterrey mexico, surfed, and skated.

I had a sub in art class that seemed to hate me. I never got in trouble in school but she'd threaten to send me to the office and whatnot for not doing my work... I couldn't do my work as it was all locked up in a room. Just to quit hearing her fuss at me I went into the darkroom to draw and cut up with people in there, she couldn't hear us as we turned the freaking loud fan on.

In college I have an amazing proffessor named Dr. Pater. He is originally from Holland and makes jokes you won't get immediately but are hilarious... He drinks Mountain Dew so much everyone on campus calls it Pateraid. He runs everywhere he goes on campus. He is about 65 years old btw.

Post a description of the craziest school teacher that you have ever had. Here's mine.

My 8th grade English teacher would sit on a dictionary because she believed that she would gain knowledge from the book, and she wouldn't let any of her students use blue pens because she believed that when her husband died, he was reincarnated into a blue pen.

So what was your craziest teacher?

LikeHaterade

Okay wow, not quite as crazy but my third grade english teacher...when my younger brother had her, she threw a chair at him. I don't remember what he was doing, but it definitely wasn't anything bad. He literally had to duck to avoid a chair in the back of the head.

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I think it would have to be one of my science teachers. This guy would start throwing things when he got mad,

CommanderShiro