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the end of the world is entirely my fault. you see, i will first become leader of the sopranos, then unite all of the italian mafia together. next i will bring in the russian mafia, and then maybe china, at which point i will invade small countries in africa, since they are particularly good fighters as we've learned from somalia. they just need a proper leader. once i have Africa, the mafia, and maybe china, probably not though if they're still communist then, i will take south africa. all of this will be done discreetly of course. we will be under the guise of a simple military organization, and therefore seen as no real threat. i will take africa by simply promising them a higher spot on the totem pole than they have now, and using force if necessary. a submarine will be used to fake all military communication between continents currently under attack and continents so far unaffected. my next move will be to assimilate the mediterranean, as it has been home to most major empires, and all were very successful. I will then sweep up through europe, while simultaneously toppling the russian government from within and taking it in, at which point i will cut all transport between my empire and those not yet taken, as i slowly permeate up into iceland and greenland, down into canada, and then into maine as simple tourists. once i have men all across these areas we will perform a series of assassinations to remove all major polititians and the united states's best strategists. it is then that i will drop my curtain, and announce that russia, africa, europe, and north america have all been united under me, and I will simply sweep all the lesser asian countries quickly, leaving china and the middle east for last. the middle east will recieve the same treatment as africa, as no matter how large the empire, guerilla warfare may defeat it. Then australia will be taken in, and finally south america and antarctica. By doing so i will unite the global economy, but by the nature of economics, those that are feeling happy must be causing misery somewhere else. to prevent this problem from creating rebel guerillas to cause me problems, i will do one of two things, i'm not sure which. i will either unite all my now possessed space programs, and build myself a space super-laser, or i will have the continent stuck with supporting luxury in the other 6 switch each year. as they have relatively low populations, australia, antarctica, and india will be combined, making them one group about equal to all the other continents. since it would be utter foolishness to revoke pleasureable things during work years, they will be left in place, and eventually the result will be a united utopia, where once every 5 years you must work like everybody does in today's world. this will eventually lead to the urbanization of everywhere, which will result in the beginning of my orbs. i will be placing orbs of matter around the earth. the first orb will be for agriculture, allowing for far more land than currently exists anywhere on earth to be devoted to growing food, creating a mass surplus. all agriculture will be automated. the second orb will be a new form of solar panels, which allows the visible spectrum of light, the one required by plants to live, thru, but not the other parts of the spectrum, which will be used to create the world's energy. at this point i will destroy the ozone layer completely, allowing more functional telescopes, and more efficient solar panels, as well as faster growing plants. the plants will not have the issue of too much sunlight, as too much visible light is nearly impossible, it is ultraviolet and infrared light that hurts plants in excess. that is how i will rule the earth. if you wish to know how i will consolidate the other inhabitable planets in the universe into my empire, you will have to consult my books, and learn my language, which they will be written in. good day everybody.
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the end of the world is entirely my fault. you see, i will first become leader of the sopranos, then unite all of the italian mafia together. next i will bring in the russian mafia, and then maybe china, at which point i will invade small countries in africa, since they are particularly good fighters as we've learned from somalia. they just need a proper leader. once i have Africa, the mafia, and maybe china, probably not though if they're still communist then, i will take south africa. all of this will be done discreetly of course. we will be under the guise of a simple military organization, and therefore seen as no real threat. i will take africa by simply promising them a higher spot on the totem pole than they have now, and using force if necessary. a submarine will be used to fake all military communication between continents currently under attack and continents so far unaffected. my next move will be to assimilate the mediterranean, as it has been home to most major empires, and all were very successful. I will then sweep up through europe, while simultaneously toppling the russian government from within and taking it in, at which point i will cut all transport between my empire and those not yet taken, as i slowly permeate up into iceland and greenland, down into canada, and then into maine as simple tourists. once i have men all across these areas we will perform a series of assassinations to remove all major polititians and the united states's best strategists. it is then that i will drop my curtain, and announce that russia, africa, europe, and north america have all been united under me, and I will simply sweep all the lesser asian countries quickly, leaving china and the middle east for last. the middle east will recieve the same treatment as africa, as no matter how large the empire, guerilla warfare may defeat it. Then australia will be taken in, and finally south america and antarctica. By doing so i will unite the global economy, but by the nature of economics, those that are feeling happy must be causing misery somewhere else. to prevent this problem from creating rebel guerillas to cause me problems, i will do one of two things, i'm not sure which. i will either unite all my now possessed space programs, and build myself a space super-laser, or i will have the continent stuck with supporting luxury in the other 6 switch each year. as they have relatively low populations, australia, antarctica, and india will be combined, making them one group about equal to all the other continents. since it would be utter foolishness to revoke pleasureable things during work years, they will be left in place, and eventually the result will be a united utopia, where once every 5 years you must work like everybody does in today's world. this will eventually lead to the urbanization of everywhere, which will result in the beginning of my orbs. i will be placing orbs of matter around the earth. the first orb will be for agriculture, allowing for far more land than currently exists anywhere on earth to be devoted to growing food, creating a mass surplus. all agriculture will be automated. the second orb will be a new form of solar panels, which allows the visible spectrum of light, the one required by plants to live, thru, but not the other parts of the spectrum, which will be used to create the world's energy. at this point i will destroy the ozone layer completely, allowing more functional telescopes, and more efficient solar panels, as well as faster growing plants. the plants will not have the issue of too much sunlight, as too much visible light is nearly impossible, it is ultraviolet and infrared light that hurts plants in excess. that is how i will rule the earth. if you wish to know how i will consolidate the other inhabitable planets in the universe into my empire, you will have to consult my books, and learn my language, which they will be written in. good day everybody.
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