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How do you say hello to a duck?

Hello duck!

A guy walks into a bar...

... and falls on the floor unconscious.

Go ahead and tell them... Heres mine to guys walk into the bar. One died, the other got an HIV. Guess how.Treezwithgunz

nice spelling and idk how

The horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?"3eyedrazorback

Booooo!

[QUOTE="3eyedrazorback"]The horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?"cyberdarkkid

Booooo!

I know. I'm gifted.

Kid: Guess what

Person: What?

Kid: chicken butt.

A women gets beaten half to death, BUT in the husbands defense he was quite hungry.Treezwithgunz

Spouse Du Jour. Yum.

Kid: Guess what

Person: What?

Kid: chicken butt.

DarkSmokeNinja

A women gets beaten half to death, BUT in the husbands defense he was quite hungry.Treezwithgunz