Your favorite CLEAN!!!! movie quotes.

What are some of your favorite movie or TV quotes? Please keep it clean, no swearing, funny is good, intelligent is grand.

"She floats like a butterfly and stings like when I pee" -Family Guy

"Of all the signs we could make simpler, my favorite is 'bump'. Just painta little black hill on the sign, that's simple enough isn't it? And what really gets me, I had a friend tell me it costs $600 to make the sign and another $600 to pay a crew to go out and put the sign up; here's a concept, why not take the $1200 and....FIX THE BUMP!!?" -Bananas Family Comedy

In GloboGym, we're better than you are...And we know it."

-Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story.

"Fourty-Two"

"So Long And Thanks For All The Fish"

"Listen Sonnyjim sleeping like this will add 10 years to your life, I learned that from Keith Richards when I toured with the Stones. That my be the reason why Keith can not be killed by Conventional Weopons."

- Del Preston Wayne's World 2

Now O-Dogg was the craziest n**** alive. America's nightmare. Young, black, and didn't give a ****.

How's that for a clean quote?

"This is just a delay -- all major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked."

"Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists." -Jurassic Park

"Who wants to play Drink the Beer?"

"You won!"

"What did I win?"

"Another Beer!"

"Sweet I'm going for the High score"

"Actually Charlie's got the High Score"

"Hey man your Clock wont flush"

Episode of Family where Peter Promises he wouldn't Drink and then wakes up on his Kitchen Table the next morning.

In before any predictable Pulp Fiction quote.

"I.. drink... your... milkshake! PFFFFT! I DRINK IT UP!" - There Will Be Blood.

DUDE!!! I love that movie!!!

"He is mostly dead, but slightly alive"

"No more rhyming, I mean it! Anybody want a peanut?" Say, tell me that big guy does not look like Jaws from James Bond.

"Inconceivable!"

"Aaaaasss yooouuuuuuuu wi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ishhhhhh!!!!"

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoyo. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Best quote, ever. CrimzonTide

DUDE!!! I love that movie!!!

"He is mostly dead, but slightly alive"

"No more rhyming, I mean it! Anybody want a peanut?" Say, tell me that big guy does not look like Jaws from James Bond.

"Inconceivable!"

"Aaaaasss yooouuuuuuuu wi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ishhhhhh!!!!"[QUOTE="CrimzonTide"]"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoyo. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Best quote, ever. bunnylover737

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DUDE!!! I love that movie!!!

"He is mostly dead, but slightly alive"

"No more rhyming, I mean it! Anybody want a peanut?" Say, tell me that big guy does not look like Jaws from James Bond.

"Inconceivable!"

"Aaaaasss yooouuuuuuuu wi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ishhhhhh!!!!"[QUOTE="CrimzonTide"]"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoyo. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Best quote, ever. CrimzonTide

What movie is it? :?

"Whats the number to 911?"

"I don't know."

~Little Rascales

What movie is it? :?super_mario_128

[QUOTE="CrimzonTide"][QUOTE="bunnylover737"]

DUDE!!! I love that movie!!!

"He is mostly dead, but slightly alive"

"No more rhyming, I mean it! Anybody want a peanut?" Say, tell me that big guy does not look like Jaws from James Bond.

"Inconceivable!"

"Aaaaasss yooouuuuuuuu wi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ishhhhhh!!!!"[QUOTE="CrimzonTide"]"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoyo. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Best quote, ever. super_mario_128

What movie is it? :?

That movie is great.

"No, To the Pain"

I can't repeat exactly what followed after that.

"Actually both drinks were Poisoned, I only spent the last Two years building up an immunity"

(That last one might be wrong since I don't remember completely also I still need to watch all the Movie I need to buy it on DVD since everytime I watched it I missed the begining since it was on tv and I just flipped to the Channel.)

[QUOTE="super_mario_128"]What movie is it? :?CrimzonTide

Heh, I thought it would be something cooler. :P

Some Futurama quotes:

"Zapp: Kiff, have the boy lay out my formal shorts.

Kiff: The boy, sir?

Zapp: You! You lay out my formal shorts."

"Professor Farnsworth: Oh yes. Anything involving that many big words could easily destabilise time!"

"Zapp: One day, a man has everything. Then, he blows up a 4 hundred billon dollar space station, and the next day he has nothing. It makes you think."

[QUOTE="CrimzonTide"][QUOTE="super_mario_128"]What movie is it? :?super_mario_128

Heh, I thought it would be something cooler. :P

Princess Bride>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you.

Heh, I thought it would be something cooler.super_mario_128

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[QUOTE="CrimzonTide"][QUOTE="super_mario_128"]What movie is it? :?Rhazakna

Heh, I thought it would be something cooler. :P

Princess Bride>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you.

:shock: NO U!

[QUOTE="super_mario_128"]Heh, I thought it would be something cooler.CrimzonTide

I haven't seen it, so I can't judge. The name isn't very appealing though, that's all I'll say. :P

• "North America's getting soft, patron. And the rest of the world is getting tough. Very, very tough. We're entering savage new times, and we're going to have to be pure... and direct... and strong... if we're gonna survive them. Now, you and this, uh, cesspool you call a television station... and, uh, your people who wallow around in it... and, uh, your viewers... who watch you do it— you're rotting us away from the inside. We intend to stop that rot."

"1...2...5!" King Arthur

"3 sir" Galahad

"3!" King Arthur

[QUOTE="super_mario_128"]Heh, I thought it would be something cooler.CrimzonTide

[QUOTE="CrimzonTide"][QUOTE="super_mario_128"]Heh, I thought it would be something cooler.hsedai

As you wish!!!!

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoyo. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Best quote, ever. CrimzonTide

The Princess Bride! :o That was my favorite movie when I was a kid.ayanami_rei

Why from when you were a kid? It's still awesome now. :PCrimzonTide

"took too much..."

"It rubs the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again". Might not be 100% but still a great quote.

"Have you ever danced with the devil by the pail moonlight?"

:P That is true, but I haven't seen it in years. It made me sad. D:ayanami_rei

"Watch me make this pencil disappear..." Such a great scene from The Dark Knight.Vaasman

I agree. That scene established the Joker early on.

"The one thing I can't stand on this bllllloody continent is this preposturous pre-ocupation with bosoms! I mean they're everywhere: Television, radio, billboards, and everything!! I'm willing to bet anything... that if your women stopped wearing braziers, your whole economic system would COLLAPSE overnight!"

-It's a mad,mad,mad,mad world

[QUOTE="CrimzonTide"][QUOTE="super_mario_128"]What movie is it? :?super_mario_128

Heh, I thought it would be something cooler. :P

Some Futurama quotes:

"Zapp: Kiff, have the boy lay out my formal shorts.

Kiff: The boy, sir?

Zapp: You! You lay out my formal shorts."

"Professor Farnsworth: Oh yes. Anything involving that many big words could easily destabilise time!"

"Zapp: One day, a man has everything. Then, he blows up a 4 hundred billon dollar space station, and the next day he has nothing. It makes you think."

I love Futurama.

"The Professor: And here are some of my various lengths of wire..."

"Fry: Wow is that your spaceship?!"

"The Professor: Why, yes! I built it myself. Let me show you some of the various lengths of wire I used..."

" I said id live out both our lives...easy to make that promise."

"YOU ARE A TOY!!!"

"Theres only one thing left to do...kill the batman" (might be slightly wrong on that quote)

this is a long one, but i still love it

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant and vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." - V for Vendetta

yippie kay yay m...... wait a second

'how 'bout a shave' from sweeny todd. His long life enemy he wants to kill is standing right in front of him, and he just casually says it. I just like that quote. Oh and im watching The Dark Knight on sunday (UK got it later than US) so im sure ill pick up some decent quotes there.

Well, it's not funny but it is AWESOME

"SAY HELLO TO MY LIL FRIEND!!!"

Scarface