Your favorite quotes?

From movies, Music, TV, books. What have you, what are your favorite quotes?

"Let me explain something to you. I am not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm The Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing." - The Dude (from The Big Lebowski)

John Lennon

"When I was 12, I used to think I was a genius and nobody had noticed. If there is such a thing as a genius, I am one, and if there isn't, then I don't care."

saw it first on someone's sig here in OT: "it's all fun and games untill someone gets shot, then it's hilarious."

"You don't remember what happened. What you remember becomes what happened." - John Green

"I'm ashamed of you, dodging that way. They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist " - Colonel John Sedgwick

"I have no idea [what my IQ is]. People who boast about their IQ are losers." - Stephen Hawking

"The hands on the clock and the things we cannot change" Johnny 3 Tears

I'll be back

There can only be one.

"That's not crazy! Crazy is walking down the street with half a cantleoupe on your head saying: "I am a hamster, I am a hamster."

"Let them tittays go before you start to blow" -Salvatore Vulcano

'I don't care what the white man say, Santa Clause is black'

There can only be one.

tenaka2

A man's got to know his limitations...

for movies, seven psychopaths was a really quotable recent one.

Charlie: Should've brought that gun along, buddy.

Marty: I don't believe in them.

Charlie: In guns? You don't believe in guns? They ain't f*cking leprechauns, you dumb ****.

___________

Hans: An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.

Billy: No, it doesn't. There'll be one guy left with one eye. How's the last blind guy gonna take out the eye of the last guy left?

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Have some pride in yourself. Have some faith in Jesus Christ as your lord and dont tell this scumsucking motherf*ckers nothing.

"Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" - Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind

"There is hate in my heart, this how my day starts. There is blood on my hands, from the murder of a man. This how I spend another day In my Knigdom."

Bonnie Prince Billy - A King at Night.

"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." -Kurt Cobain
"In order to be the man, you have to beat the man." -Ric Flair
"If you don't like it, learn to love it!" -Ric Flair
"True individual freedom cannot exist without economic security and independence. People who are hungry and out of a job are the stuff of which dictatorships are made." -Franklin D. Roosevelt

"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." -Kurt Cobain

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That reminds me of another from Cobain I like:

"Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean people aren't out to get me."

We find your American beer like making love in a canoe. It's f*cking close to water - Eric Idle from Monty PythonMrPraline

Through me you pass into the city of woe: 
Through me you pass into eternal pain: 
Through me among the people lost for aye. 
Justice the founder of my fabric moved: 
To rear me was the task of Power divine, 
Supremest Wisdom, and primeval Love. 
Before me things create were none, save things 
Eternal, and eternal I endure. 
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

Men are less worried about harming somebody who makes himself loved than someone who makes himself feared, for love is held by a chain of obligation which, since men are bad, is broken at every opportunity for personal gain. Fear, on the other hand, is maintained by a dread of punishment which will never desert you.

All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages.

OT and SW in a nutshell.

"Too many people have opinions on things they know nothing about and the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have." -Thomas Hildern

Also ghokle! They dont want the voice of reason spoken, folks, cause otherwise wed be free. Otherwise, we wouldnt believe their f*cking horsesh*t lies, nor the f*cking propaganda machine of the mainstream media and buy their horsesh*t products that we dont f*cking need and become a third world consumer f*cking plantation which is what were becoming. F*ck them! They are liars and murderers. All governments are liars and murderers, and I am now Jesus, and this is MY compound. - Bill Hicks From his classic Waco rant, lmao. MrPraline

This is still my favorite Hicks quote:

"Boy, I've never seen an issue so divisive. You ever see it? It's like the Civil War, isn't it? Even amongst my friends, who are all very intelligent - they are totally divided on abortion! It's unbelievable. Some of my friends think these pro-life people are annoying idiots. Others of my friends think these pro-life people are evil fvcks. How are we going to come to a consensus? You oughta hear the arguments around my house - "They're annoying", "They're idiots", "They're evil", "They're FVCKs!" Brothers, sisters, come together! Can't we once just join hands and think of them as evil annoying idiot fvcks? - Bill Hicks

RIP Hicks :{

[QUOTE="MrPraline"]Also ghokle! They dont want the voice of reason spoken, folks, cause otherwise wed be free. Otherwise, we wouldnt believe their f*cking horsesh*t lies, nor the f*cking propaganda machine of the mainstream media and buy their horsesh*t products that we dont f*cking need and become a third world consumer f*cking plantation which is what were becoming. F*ck them! They are liars and murderers. All governments are liars and murderers, and I am now Jesus, and this is MY compound. - Bill Hicks From his classic Waco rant, lmao. ghoklebutter

This is still my favorite Hicks quote:

"Boy, I've never seen an issue so divisive. You ever see it? It's like the Civil War, isn't it? Even amongst my friends, who are all very intelligent - they are totally divided on abortion! It's unbelievable. Some of my friends think these pro-life people are annoying idiots. Others of my friends think these pro-life people are evil fvcks. How are we going to come to a consensus? You oughta hear the arguments around my house - "They're annoying", "They're idiots", "They're evil", "They're FVCKs!" Brothers, sisters, come together! Can't we once just join hands and think of them as evil annoying idiot fvcks? - Bill Hicks

RIP Hicks :{

We find your American beer like making love in a canoe. It's f*cking close to water - Eric Idle from Monty PythonMrPraline

:lol:

[QUOTE="ghoklebutter"]

[QUOTE="MrPraline"]Also ghokle! They dont want the voice of reason spoken, folks, cause otherwise wed be free. Otherwise, we wouldnt believe their f*cking horsesh*t lies, nor the f*cking propaganda machine of the mainstream media and buy their horsesh*t products that we dont f*cking need and become a third world consumer f*cking plantation which is what were becoming. F*ck them! They are liars and murderers. All governments are liars and murderers, and I am now Jesus, and this is MY compound. - Bill Hicks From his classic Waco rant, lmao. MrPraline

This is still my favorite Hicks quote:

"Boy, I've never seen an issue so divisive. You ever see it? It's like the Civil War, isn't it? Even amongst my friends, who are all very intelligent - they are totally divided on abortion! It's unbelievable. Some of my friends think these pro-life people are annoying idiots. Others of my friends think these pro-life people are evil fvcks. How are we going to come to a consensus? You oughta hear the arguments around my house - "They're annoying", "They're idiots", "They're evil", "They're FVCKs!" Brothers, sisters, come together! Can't we once just join hands and think of them as evil annoying idiot fvcks? - Bill Hicks

RIP Hicks :{

Because you make so little impression, you see. You get born and you try this and you don't know why only you keep on trying it and you are born at the same time with a lot of other people, all mixed up with them, like trying to, having to, move your arms and legs with strings only the same strings are hitched to all the other arms and legs and the others all trying and they don't know why either except that the strings are all in one another's way like five or six people all trying to make a rug on the same loom only each one wants to weave his own pattern into the rug; and it can't matter, you know that, or the Ones that set up the loom would have arranged things a little better, and yet it must matter because you keep on trying or having to keep on trying and then all of a sudden it's all over and all you have left is a block of stone with scratches on it provided there was someone to remember to have the marble scratched and set up or had time to, and it rains on it and the sun shines on it and after a while they don't even remember the name on it and what the scratches were trying to tell, and it doesn't matter. And so maybe if you could go to someone, the stranger the better, and give them something - a scrap of paper - something, anything, it not to mean anything in itself and them not even to read it or keep it, not even bother to throw it away or destroy it, at least it would be something just because it would have happened, be remembered even if only from passing from one hand to another, one mind to another, and it would be at least a scratch, something, something that might make a mark on something that was once for the reason that it can die someday, while the block of stone can't be is because it never can become was because it can't ever die or perish......

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life.

"I'm the one with the gun" - Something I wrote in a short story, a woman who's been a slave all her life kills her owner.Smokescreened84

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"I'm the one with the gun" - Something I wrote in a short story, a woman who's been a slave all her life kills her owner.Smokescreened84

[QUOTE="Smokescreened84"]"I'm the one with the gun" - Something I wrote in a short story, a woman who's been a slave all her life kills her owner.cain006

"Never let the enemy pick the battle site." ~ General Patton.Mink

[QUOTE="Mink"]"Never let the enemy pick the battle site." ~ General Patton.Chiefme

...the further you run from your sins, the more exhausted you are when they catch up to you. And they do. Certain. It will not fail. DroidPhysX

When someone spills a beer, "That's alcohol abuse!" -Random friends.

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[QUOTE="Smokescreened84"]"I'm the one with the gun" - Something I wrote in a short story, a woman who's been a slave all her life kills her owner.Smokescreened84

"Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it."

and

"I found one day in school a boy of medium size ill-treating a smaller boy. I expostulated, but he replied: 'The bigs hit me, so I hit the babies; that's fair.' In these words he epitomized the history of the human race."

[QUOTE="cain006"]

[QUOTE="Smokescreened84"]"I'm the one with the gun" - Something I wrote in a short story, a woman who's been a slave all her life kills her owner.Smokescreened84