Your in a club and you see this hot girl...

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#1 wf0d09897dskl
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but shes with another man... What do you do?

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#2 Ink__Blot
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sneak up behind her and have my way with her before anyone knows whats going on
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#3 aaaaarrrrggggg
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Club him. :| Ha..ha.........ha.....
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#4 tevwalker13
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find another
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#6 DarKre
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Ummm...go talk to the other hot girl..or the other one..its a club for petes sake. Last thing you want is to be beat up by a guy..or the bouncer..or the girl.
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#7 B05T0N
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Stop drop and barrel roll? Stop with the duplicate accounts...
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#8 Zerocrossings
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Club the girl. Rape the man.
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#9 wf0d09897dskl
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Oh Iwould just show her my moves!!

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#10 sprint_car_fan2
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um...lets see....touch her shoulder

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#11 deactivated-5f4694ac412a8
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Uhhh... I see hot girls all the time. What makes this one so special?
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#12 KiIIyou
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Is the guy hot, also?
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#13 Spideyx1963
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Tell the guy the girl has herpes.

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#14 L8erSquare
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Oh Iwould just show her my moves!!

wf0d09897dskl

What moves? no gifs = lies

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#15 sprint_car_fan2
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Tell the guy the girl has herpes.

Spideyx1963

that won't work

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#16 mac906
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You... don't go to a club for a date. :|
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#17 Ragnarok1051
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Ask him how many post he has on Gamespot.
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#18 Zeke129
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Well, I'd definitely charge ma' lazer. Then I'd do a barrel roll over there and probably touch her shoulder. If she rejected me, I'd quickly get to tha' choppa' and leave.
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#19 Imallvol7
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[QUOTE="Spideyx1963"]

Tell the guy the girl has herpes.

sprint_car_fan2

that won't work

duh, he's the one who passed it on.
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#20 thriteenthmonke
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I would use my 1337 image macros to pwn him, and win her over.
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#21 Imallvol7
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You... don't go to a club for a date. :|mac906
that is a good rule of thumb. club is a terrible place to meet girls. good place to be around them.
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#22 o_sausage
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Sedate her and take her home
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#23 sprint_car_fan2
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Well, I'd definitely charge ma' lazer. Then I'd do a barrel roll over there and probably touch her shoulder. If she rejected me, I'd quickly get to tha' choppa' and leave. Zeke129

lol...hahahaha

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#24 MrGeezer
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but shes with another man... What do you do?

wf0d09897dskl

I turn around and walk out of the club because clubs are freaking stupid.

Unless it's biology club or astronomy club. Those clubs are cool because the chicks you meet there are actually smart.

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#25 ice_radon
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Club him. :| Ha..ha.........ha.....aaaaarrrrggggg
It made me lawl. Anyways, let them unless this is like no other girl I have seen before.
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#26 Iron_will
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I'd do nothing.:|
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#27 Arsenal325
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motorboat the guys girlfriend in front of him
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#29 Forerunner-117
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Butt sechs. It's from behind so :P
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#30 RiSkyBiZ-13
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"Hey guys! You swing? What.. well, no- me neither! Gross! Hey, what's that over there?" *run*
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#31 Arsenal325
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"Hey guys! You swing? What.. well, no- me neither! Gross! Hey, what's that over there?" *run*RiSkyBiZ-13

lmfao... i like that "me niether, GROSS!" part

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#32 Whicker89
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Drink 10 more drinks, wallow in self pity, wait for the alcohol to kick in they get my grove on
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#33 Ghelga
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Ask him how many post he has on Gamespot.Ragnarok1051

now there's a bright idea! ;) you're clever... 8) don't forget the GS level... as well as not to forget Poland. :o

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#34 MichaeltheCM
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you assassinate him and pull his body into the darkness, and then you steal his girl :P
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#35 PSPchiq
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You guys are so crazy! I can't stop laughing at your posts. :lol:

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#36 -gho5t-
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I would find another hot girl.
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#37 sthadji
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'How about we take the party back to my place?' ;)
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#38 pete_merlin
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id give her the good old Earl charm
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#39 dreamdude
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You walk up to the couple then leave the bar with both......it will prove to be a very experimental night.

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#40 muppet1010
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just get a friend to casually walk upto the man whisper something into his ear and grab is ass, then ask if he'll be willing to rock your friends world like he did last saturday... Make sure he does this infront of the woman and that way she will think he's gay :D

then just follow teh usual club routine... buy her a drink, fill drink with sedatives, rape, run.....

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#41 Mr_Doom212
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Find a single hot chick
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#42 Never_Fear
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1ZQYNdC-pQ
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I would find a nice shady corner of the bar and sit intently in the shadows watching them both for some time - I would order some coffee (I would ask for it piping hot of course) when the girl goes to the bathroom I will get up and follow, but not bring any attention to myself - I will follow her in and wait outside of her stall - when she exits I will spring out and splash scorching hot coffee in her face - hopefully it is still hot - I will then take out my surgery kit and cut the skin over her face and neck as cleanly as I can in a woman's room stall - I would prop her up so most of the blood would fall into the toilet(in case another woman/man enters) - after I have securely fastened her face on top of mine I will do my best to mirror her image - after a quick clean up I will go find the man outside in the bar area - I will then go with him to wherever he was planning on taking her (hotel/apartment) and after doing the "act" when his back is turned - I would cave the back of his skull in with the hotel iron(usually is attached to the ironing board) so I would have to lure him to the spot somehow so the cord would reach - afterwards I would light his corpse on fire and send it to tai pei in a box marked dead guy
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#44 muppet1010
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I would find a nice shady corner of the bar and sit intently in the shadows watching them both for some time - I would order some coffee (I would ask for it piping hot of course) when the girl goes to the bathroom I will get up and follow, but not bring any attention to myself - I will follow her in and wait outside of her stall - when she exits I will spring out and splash scorching hot coffee in her face - hopefully it is still hot - I will then take out my surgery kit and cut the skin over her face and neck as cleanly as I can in a woman's room stall - I would prop her up so most of the blood would fall into the toilet(in case another woman/man enters) - after I have securely fastened her face on top of mine I will do my best to mirror her image - after a quick clean up I will go find the man outside in the bar area - I will then go with him to wherever he was planning on taking her (hotel/apartment) and after doing the "act" when his back is turned - I would cave the back of his skull in with the hotel iron(usually is attached to the ironing board) so I would have to lure him to the spot somehow so the cord would reach - afterwards I would light his corpse on fire and send it to tai pei in a box marked dead guynightshade85

:| he wins... well kinda wins... if its somthing you'd want to win :|

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#45 hittin
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You tap her regardless.
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#46 J-link
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I'll leave 'em alone and let them spend the rest of heir lives happyly ever after.. There's plenty of fish in the sea.
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#47 sprint_car_fan2
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you assassinate him and pull his body into the darkness, and then you steal his girl :PMichaeltheCM

do you steal his clothes to?? *rolls eyes* come on

What I would do, was take a club, and do a level 3 execution on him. That is what I would do

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#48 dreamdude
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I would find a nice shady corner of the bar and sit intently in the shadows watching them both for some time - I would order some coffee (I would ask for it piping hot of course) when the girl goes to the bathroom I will get up and follow, but not bring any attention to myself - I will follow her in and wait outside of her stall - when she exits I will spring out and splash scorching hot coffee in her face - hopefully it is still hot - I will then take out my surgery kit and cut the skin over her face and neck as cleanly as I can in a woman's room stall - I would prop her up so most of the blood would fall into the toilet(in case another woman/man enters) - after I have securely fastened her face on top of mine I will do my best to mirror her image - after a quick clean up I will go find the man outside in the bar area - I will then go with him to wherever he was planning on taking her (hotel/apartment) and after doing the "act" when his back is turned - I would cave the back of his skull in with the hotel iron(usually is attached to the ironing board) so I would have to lure him to the spot somehow so the cord would reach - afterwards I would light his corpse on fire and send it to tai pei in a box marked dead guynightshade85

:shock:

*gum falls out of mouth*

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#49 ChicaQueenWarGa
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Easy answer...Ignore her because I'm either with a cute guy or a my friends.
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#50 dEfousEd
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Easy answer...Ignore her because I'm either with a cute guy or a my friends.ChicaQueenWarGa

Who called you hot? Ha.