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#1 Witchsight
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A- Flip / Slide / Turn on your cell phone

B- Check your text inbox

C- Post the 3 most recent texts... edited for language and perhaps altering names to protect the innocent.

D- Profit... ???
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1- I love you

2- Start wearing purple, wearing purple!

3- Bum hurts.

.....(about #3. I took a friend biking for the first time in years. ITS THE TRUTH!)

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#2 spazzx625
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1. Nice! 2. K 3. Ya I am even more terse in texts than I am in person
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#3 Pirate700
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  • Hey wanna go to the strip club (this was on a monday afternoon :lol: )
  • =) (from a girl I know)
  • ok
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#4 Witchsight
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I am even more terse in texts than I am in personspazzx625

Your Inbox, not your outbox ;)

Thats no fun!

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#5 spazzx625
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[QUOTE="spazzx625"] I am even more terse in texts than I am in personWitchsight

Your Inbox, not your outbox ;)

Thats no fun!

Oh, I see...Yeah, those are too personal / long for me to post...Not because they are explicit or anything, they are just about our wedding.

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#6 yellerbelly
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1. Do u have a preference for flowers from me and u? 2. Oops! 3. Is it done?
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#7 Witchsight
Member since 2004 • 12145 Posts

Oh, I see...Yeah, those are too personal / long for me to post...Not because they are explicit or anything, they are just about our wedding.

spazzx625

Judging by your responses it seems like somebody else in in charge!

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#8 BiancaDK
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1: Welcome to Telia. (i cant be bothered writing this text message in its full length) 2: You now have 23.95 kroners left in your account. www.telia.dk 3: Nothing regarding her economy will affect your economy.
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#9 spazzx625
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[QUOTE="spazzx625"]

Oh, I see...Yeah, those are too personal / long for me to post...Not because they are explicit or anything, they are just about our wedding.

Witchsight

Judging by your responses it seems like somebody else in in charge!

I just nod my head and try to stay out of the line of fire
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#10 kingdre
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I usually delete the useless messages in my inbox and save the more memorable ones. :P

Anyway, the 3 most recent texts are from my gf and a little personal so pardon me for not sharing. :D

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#11 Pirate700
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1. Do u have a preference for flowers from me and u?
2. Oops!
3. Is it done?
yellerbelly

:lol: Do we even want to know what this was about?

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#12 fariso
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1- sorry, cant come today 2- ok 3- ok
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#13 HitomiChan
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Translated to english. .

1. lets go now.. ill meet you there in 10mins.

2. where is it?

3. swimming again. :)

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#14 yellerbelly
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Nah. Unfortunately they're regarding my mother in law's funeral next week.
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#15 kulmiye
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Sorry as soon as I read a new message in my inbox; I delete them.
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#16 yellerbelly
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[QUOTE="Witchsight"]

[QUOTE="spazzx625"]

Oh, I see...Yeah, those are too personal / long for me to post...Not because they are explicit or anything, they are just about our wedding.

spazzx625

Judging by your responses it seems like somebody else in in charge!

I just nod my head and try to stay out of the line of fire

Speaking from experience, that's probably the best plan.
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#17 Kenny789
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1.) Let the Blessings of God flow in your life like the springs of living water or rivers that never run dry. God cares for you today, tomorrow and forever. Good morning!! :)

2.)Who's at SM? Damn, 17 Again isn't out yet, tss. ******. Jong, you're so lonely there! hahaha!

3.) The difference between love and attraction: A guy had a crush on this girl, he follows her wherever she goes.... One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.. Girl: Why do you keep on following me wherever I go?
Guy: Because your so pretty and I think I'm falling for you.
Girl: Really? But you haven't met my sister yet. She's prettier than me and she's at your back.
The guy turned to his back but no one was there..
Guy: Are you making fun of me? Nobody's there.
Girl: No but if you really love me you won't look back.
-nice :o Evenin'

Let me explain, those 3 messages are all sent by girls. First one was sent by a friend this morning, second one was sent by a friend this afternoon and is asking who's at the mall and the last one is sent by my teacher. All those are group messages which is why they are quotes and/or are talking to someone else but sent the message to me anyway. And no, my name isn't Jong.

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#18 Pirate700
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Nah. Unfortunately they're regarding my mother in law's funeral next week. yellerbelly

You could post the last three not related to that.

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#19 FUBAR24
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1. What time do you get off 2. Do you have anything else to do tomorrow 3. No idea man probably 35ish
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#20 JimCarreyForYou
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From A Friend: Hey Bryan we are going to Fridays all the gang is going, wanna go? Me to a girl; [inser her name here] me and my friends are going to fridays and probably to a night club later so I was wondering if you wanna go out. Her: Yeah sure at what time you picking me up? I called them back my friend and her.
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#21 yellerbelly
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[QUOTE="yellerbelly"]Nah. Unfortunately they're regarding my mother in law's funeral next week. Pirate700

You could post the last three not related to that.

That's an idea. Probably wouldn't be anymore interesting than that though! ....haha - just checked. I'm not posting those. :)
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#22 sammyjenkis898
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  • Random
  • why..?
  • in bed lol. sorry im like never on the computer anymore :( i miss you!

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#23 monkeyd_93
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1)really that sounded pretty damn fruity : P im so tired can we talk about this another time or never, 2)why cant i ignore it, you dont feel the same a its much easier to ignore it and there arent any tests tomorrow its saturday 3) i know today is thursday im going to sleep now for real seriously like right now bye (this was all like 15 minutes ago btw :lol: )
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#24 Epak_
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Okay here goes...

1. Kyl onnistuu. Muista sit vain palauttaa. Sul taitaa olla firewire-kaapeli?

2. Taitaa olla tuo 64bit versio epävakaampi kuin 32, tää on jo kolmas kerta :D jos pistäis kaverilta windows 7 rc:n

3. Jes windows ei suostu enään käynnistymään, menikö uudelleenasenteluhommiksi.

Enjoy... :P

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#25 Pirate700
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Okay here goes...

1. Kyl onnistuu. Muista sit vain palauttaa. Sul taitaa olla firewire-kaapeli?

2. Taitaa olla tuo 64bit versio epävakaampi kuin 32, tää on jo kolmas kerta :D jos pistäis kaverilta windows 7 rc:n

3. Jes windows ei suostu enään käynnistymään, menikö uudelleenasenteluhommiksi.

Enjoy... :P

Epak_

Can we get the texts in English, not Klingon. :P

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#26 JimCarreyForYou
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="Epak_"]

Okay here goes...

1. Kyl onnistuu. Muista sit vain palauttaa. Sul taitaa olla firewire-kaapeli?

2. Taitaa olla tuo 64bit versio epävakaampi kuin 32, tää on jo kolmas kerta :D jos pistäis kaverilta windows 7 rc:n

3. Jes windows ei suostu enään käynnistymään, menikö uudelleenasenteluhommiksi.

Enjoy... :P

Can we get the texts in English, not Klingon. :P

Lmao, I only understood Windows 64 bit.
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#27 Epak_
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[QUOTE="Epak_"]

Okay here goes...

1. Kyl onnistuu. Muista sit vain palauttaa. Sul taitaa olla firewire-kaapeli?

2. Taitaa olla tuo 64bit versio epävakaampi kuin 32, tää on jo kolmas kerta :D jos pistäis kaverilta windows 7 rc:n

3. Jes windows ei suostu enään käynnistymään, menikö uudelleenasenteluhommiksi.

Enjoy... :P

Pirate700

Can we get the texts in English, not Klingon. :P

It's Finnish damn it! :P

1. Sure. Just remember to return it. I guess you have a firewire-cable?

2. I think that the 64 bit version is more unstable than the 32, this is the third time already :D maybe I'll get Windows 7 rc from a friend.

3. Great! Windows doesn't boot up anymore, I hope I don't have to re-instal it...

Something like that... :P

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#28 JimCarreyForYou
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[QUOTE="Epak_"]

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="Epak_"]

Okay here goes...

1. Kyl onnistuu. Muista sit vain palauttaa. Sul taitaa olla firewire-kaapeli?

2. Taitaa olla tuo 64bit versio epävakaampi kuin 32, tää on jo kolmas kerta :D jos pistäis kaverilta windows 7 rc:n

3. Jes windows ei suostu enään käynnistymään, menikö uudelleenasenteluhommiksi.

Enjoy... :P

Can we get the texts in English, not Klingon. :P

It's Finnish damn it! :P

1. Sure. Just remember to return it. I guess you have a firewire-cable?

2. I think that the 64 bit version is more unstable than the 32, this is the third time already :D maybe I'll get Windows 7 rc from a friend.

3. Great! Windows doesn't boot up anymore, I hope I don't have to re-instal it...

Something like that... :P

What language is that? Arab or something?
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#29 N0han
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1. I passed my exam (driving) (to mom)

2. Hey (friendname) yes ive passed it.

3. Thanks but ive got to finish this first. (cant quite remember what I had to finish yesterday)

Btw you have to be 18 over here to start driving + its harder then in the states.

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#30 Epak_
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[QUOTE="Epak_"]

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]Can we get the texts in English, not Klingon. :P

JimCarreyForYou

It's Finnish damn it! :P

What language is that? Arab or something?

I wrote it there already.

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#31 JimCarreyForYou
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[QUOTE="Epak_"]

[QUOTE="JimCarreyForYou"][QUOTE="Epak_"]

It's Finnish damn it! :P

What language is that? Arab or something?

Oh sorry I thought you wrote " It's Finished damn it ( the translation ). Hehe
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#32 Witchsight
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[QUOTE="N0han"]

Btw you have to be 18 over here to start driving + its harder then in the states.

Harder because... its on the wrong side of the road?
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1. Let's play left 4 dead this weekend. 2. Are you going out with the girls? 3. Hey, the competition will be somewhere else, just ride with me. Meet up in the muay thai gym. Yes, they're all about going out :P
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#34 joesh89
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1. thanks for your love joshie xx

2. get your lazy ass out of bed!!! will be cmin for ya soon x

3. joshiii how you doing ? u at uni ? x

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#35 razgriz_101
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1.Lol is the social area still a mess

2.U at cally P yet?

3.SLAAYYEEER!!!!!

all 3 relate to my last day of school yesterday lol.

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#36 VaguelyTagged
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1-yes
2-yes
3-would you bring prodigy's new album when you came over,?

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#37 ragek1ll589
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  1. Ur da man Seanny
  2. Bull****
  3. My cocos better be safe, our relationship is riding on it
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#38 RiseAgainst12
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People rarely text me :cry: i deleted all my messages last week and since then i have only been texted twice from the same girl.. she is the only one that actually texts me :P but i cant be bothered posting them.

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#39 Pirate700
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1. I passed my exam (driving) (to mom)

2. Hey (friendname) yes ive passed it.

3. Thanks but ive got to finish this first. (cant quite remember what I had to finish yesterday)

Btw you have to be 18 over here to start driving + its harder then in the states.

N0han

How is driving wherever the hell you're from, harder than it is here? It easy anywhere. :|

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#40 JimCarreyForYou
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[QUOTE="ragek1ll589"]
  1. Ur da man Seanny
  2. Bull****
  3. My cocos better be safe, our relationship is riding on it

Lmao @the last message.
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#41 tofu-lion91
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Inbox 1) From Hero (auto message) You missed a call from me at 15:37 13 May 2) Also from Hero Probably something incredibly simple and obvious well of and Shaun will have a look on Wednesday xxx 3) Another one from Hero :P Any idea to the power output (watts) xxx Outbox 1) To Dan You still got that piggy pic? Send! 2) To Twitter So tired could cry. Worked full shift last night. Found out 10 mins ago that my lessons are cancelled. Could be at home sleeping =_= 3) Also to Twitter I haven't had a toastie in months... Om nom nom ^_^
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#42 -Misanthropic-
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Last two from my friend Daniel:

"Ha ha **** it il do it"

"That bowsie.Man I really wanna get drunk"

From my best friends girlfriend:

"Sup with yo slowness!!"

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#43 Sajedene
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Inbox:

1. Run it until 9:45 then I will come back

2. Sorry! And yes you can drive it anytime.

3. Lunch? And you look beautiful today.

Outbox

1. My knees hurt. And yes it drives nice.

2. Yes (more but I don't want to post it here)

3. I will be there! RSVP me.

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#44 BohemianAndy
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From my girlfriend...

1) Please talk to me when you're free!

2) I'm at the shops right now lol

3) Did you want to come over for a bit? I just got home

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#45 Witchsight
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[QUOTE="tofu-lion91"] 3) Also to Twitter I haven't had a toastie in months... Om nom nom ^_^

And just think....ive gone my whole life without one. What the heck is it? :?
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1.) You still have my metal Gear Solid for PS1? 2.) What are Abry's freebies? 3.) Black Hawk Down wasn't good IMO
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"I'm out. There's a meeting for poms"

"I WENT TO BURGER KING AND I GOT A SPOCK CUP FROM STAR TREK!!! :-D:-D:-D:-D"

lol at that one ^^

"I know. Hehe im so freakin happy!! :-D:-D"

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#48 Red-Ravens
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1)Yeah. 2) So those storms weren't as bad as I expected. 3) Wow that blows man.
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1 - "Dont suppose youre at home for some crazy reason and want to give me a lift to [town] library cause i cant be bothered walkingg :lol: x" 2 - "Quicky! Sainsburys today. I wana stock up on unecasary scran x" 3 - "Dream :) x"
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#50 KLAX42
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1. Bye have a nice day

2.WE'RE GONNA HAFTA WRITE SOME SCI-FI (SORRY FOR THE BREAK IN CAPS ON THAT LAST TEXT)

3. Yeah no one likes them g'night.

You're probably wondering about the second one. Me and my friend are obsesses with Lost, and after the season finale we were pretty pumped (hence our plan to text in all caps for the rest of the week) and we decided we're going to write them most insane, mind-boggling sci-fi story ever. :)