Your Mom joke: Gone Wrong

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#1 Darthmatt
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 I was visiting my future in-laws yesterday with my fiance' and I slipped out a your mom joke. Yeah I know those can be tricky, but at work we drop your mom jokes non-stop.

This is what happened. My fiance was combing cat hair off a chair and she said "this is where the big, fat, female (cat) sits". Then I replied "That's not a nice thing to say about your mother". Doah! Of course her mom was in the next room and heard me. For a minute it was the biggest "Foot in Mouth" situation I've ever faced, but fortunately my future mother in law has a good sense of humor and she thought it was really funny.

 

 I got lucky, this time... Be careful with the you mom joke.

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#2 thref2004
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Ha ha ha, that's one of the best use of a "Your Mother" jokes I've ever heard. I could see how that'd be akward, but it's cool she thought it was funny.
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#3 Account_27
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Lmao, why would you say that to your fiance about her mother?
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#4 mmogoon
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I lol'd
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#5 Solid_Link22
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I told a "your mom joke" to my mom:o
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#6 Brainkiller05
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:lol: Could have turned out rather bad
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#7 Darthmatt
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Lmao, why would you say that to your fiance about her mother? Account_27
I dont know. lol. I use them all the time at work so it must just be out of bad habbit.
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#8 rascoqaz
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lol
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#9 Cyrax-Sektor
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Some would've killed you for saying that.
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#10 staindcoldlp
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That was great. Luckily she didn't kill you.
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#11 Darthmatt
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That was great. Luckily she didn't kill you.staindcoldlp
I guess its a good sign for the future that she didnt.
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#12 DBZKingdomHFAN3
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you are a !REALLY! lucky man
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#13 Lance_C
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You're lucky to have such a great mother-in-law. Most are just awful, at least, that's what I've heard from many.
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#14 LJS9502_basic
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You don't understand how mother in laws work do you?
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#15 whodeysay85
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luckily my gf's parents are the same way
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#16 LiquidZ08
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I would have been like XD ... the entire time I was there lol.
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#17 easteast
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:lol: Well, maybe you might want to cut down on "your Mom" jokes altogether.
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#18 LiquidZ08
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You don't understand how mother in laws work do you?LJS9502_basic
You mean the bad mouth talking behind your back stuff :o .. He's just lost the little to no respect she had for him *glup*.
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#19 mmogoon
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You don't understand how mother in laws work do you?LJS9502_basic
You mean she actually was offended?
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#20 Tak963
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XD Usually in situations like that I try not to laugh but it comes out anyways.
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#21 TheDarkDisciple
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rofl i was at a restaurant with my family once, and my bro is like "man that's a lot of meat", so i'm like, that's what she said :D Pretty much an accident but luckly only my bro heard it.
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#22 justiceboy13
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:lol: thats classic!
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#23 halo3-player
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lol good thing she had humor
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#24 Bourbons3
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lol, restrictions apply
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#25 Hexum-311
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Heh...My girlfriend's family is my 2nd family. We "your mom" each other all the time :P
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#26 funnymario
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Perfect set-up :shock:
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#27 Kikouken
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If she didn't find it funny you would've gotten wrecked.
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#28 Carlos_Santana
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LQTM!!!!!
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#29 jrhawk42
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I told one to one of my friends casually forgetting his mom was dead.

 

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#30 Funkyhamster
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Too bad you didn't have a videotape of it... :lol:
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#31 FLSTS
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I told a "your mom joke" to my mom:o
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Now thats just stupid.  Now whats smart is I told one to my brother
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#32 gman56
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lol, how did your finance react?
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#33 SSJ_GOTENKS
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DUDE, LMAO... HAHAHHAHAHAH

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#34 XArcturas
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ehh, I was with a friend, and his mom, and a girl walked buy and hes like.. I'd tap that. and im like.. ID TAP YOUR MOM! (habit) and his mom was right there... but she didnt hear me.. few..
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#35 Darthmatt
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[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]You don't understand how mother in laws work do you?mmogoon
You mean she actually was offended?

No she thought it was funny. I lucked out.
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#36 metallica_fan42
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:lol: good thing she has a sense of humor.
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#37 MoldOnHold
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Lol smooth work.
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#38 EboyLOL
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I guess so...
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#39 Sim_genius
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Thank goondess i don´t use them
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#40 Band_Nerd41492
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lmao...be glad she has a sense of humor

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#41 LostProphetFLCL
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I have a worse situation. I have a friend who is like 13 or 14 (Yeah, he hangs out with me and my friends who are all about 4 years older than him at LEAST..) and his mom died a few years back. You say a your mom joke to him, you can expect a guilty ass conscience....
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#42 MagnumPI
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  When I met my mother in law I told her I hunt. When she asked "Hunt what?" I said "MILFs, because they are always in season" I was expecting laughter or anger, but she REALLY smiled then kissed me and said "you're sweet." She was trying not to smile so I said "I'm serious." She then exhibited a modest blush and became really bashful then left the room. She was embarassed because she was behaving like school girl towards her much younger son in law in front of the entire family. Age isn't a problem with me, but you know how fogies can be.

  I wasn't joking, I was being nice. She is an attracive woman. But it caused a scene. She was and still is flattered, but that's just something you don't do when uptight old people are around.. and her husband. But her husband didn't care.:D Especially when I told him "Good pick, she's still ripe." After all a man's woman is his pride.

  Most of the people in my family don't know how to be genuinely nice to someone. It would have been very rude to say "pff I wasn't hitting on her I was just being nice." I'm sure that would of made her feel exceptional or attractive and not have damaged her self-esteem.:roll: How else could that be interpreted other than "I felt sorry for her?"

  Just because the rest of them are **** doesn't mean I should have been **** of them behave like nobody has any feelings. They are so dysfunctional and inconsiderate that it's unbelievable. I say some rude, obscene and vulgar things that are merely off the wall or slapstick humor. It may be crude, but playing kind & respectful or acting kind & respectful doesn't make a person nor people kind & respectful.  

  So if my family is involved something will backfire or explode in someone's face,