Your mom jokes

Your mom so fat that she doesnt know why you made this stupid topic.playstation2004

If ya don't like it don't post on it:roll:

Your mom is so fat, the back of her head looks like a 6 pack of hotdogs.

Your mom is so fat, she puts mayonnaise on her aspirin.

Your mom is so fat, she hasa bunch of smaller fat ladies in orbit around her.

And the always crass - "lets get off of mother jokes because I just got off of yours."

Your mom is so fat, the back of her head looks like a 6 pack of hotdogs.

Your mom is so fat, she puts mayonnaise on her aspirin.

Your mom is so fat, she hasa bunch of smaller fat ladies in orbit around her.

And the always crass - "lets get off of mother jokes because I just got off of yours."

sonicare

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Your mom is so poor that the family van is a ratty skateboard.

Your mom is so fat, they designated her a landmark.

Your mom is so stupid that she thought she could make scrambled eggs in the microwave.

Your mom is so ugly that when people look at her, they set themselves on fire.

BEST ONE EVER- I PICKED A PS3 OVER UR MOM!!!!!!!

Yo mommas so pretty i wish i looked like her.

Yo mommas cooking is so good i hope she has me over for dinner again.

Yo mommas so black i hope she didnt experience any racism in school.

Yo mommas so nice tell her it was nice to meet her.

Yo mommas so fat i hope one day she becomes comfortable with her body.

Yeah its from the Every Time I Die DVD

Your mom's so old, when i told her to act her age, SHE DIEDultimaxer

Your mom is so easy that even Mc Flurries are harder to get.curono

Yo mamas so fat, that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the houseBEAN_LARD_MULCH

yo mammas such a hoe shes got more rappers in her than an ipod LMAOO-SiiLeNCE-

lmao!

When Chuck Norris walks on the beach, the tide comes in.GIJesse77

lmao. Good job and following directions but thanks for the joke.

Your momma is so fat that I had to take 2 planes, a train, and a taxi to get on her good side.

Your momma is so fat that when she walked onto the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas.

Your momma is so old that when god said let there be light, she flipped the switch.

They may not b original but there my favorites.