[QUOTE="UGAfootballfan"][QUOTE="GoGoGadget_"]Your mom is a secret Cool Whip heiress and this guy is the in line to inherit the money from the whipped cream brand but your mom is first in line :(GoGoGadget_
Holy crap, this changes everything!
I need Cool Whip more than I need a President.
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The problem is that Obama owns a secret 60% stake in the Cool Whip brand through multiple false aliases and the aforementioned serial killer wants to kill him, your mother and monopolize our favorite whipped cream :(Dude... that's just... Man.
Can't I just delay long enough for a sniper to do this?
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