Your Mom's Life or the President's Life?

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#51 UGAfootballfan
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[QUOTE="UGAfootballfan"]

[QUOTE="GoGoGadget_"]Your mom is a secret Cool Whip heiress and this guy is the in line to inherit the money from the whipped cream brand but your mom is first in line :(GoGoGadget_

Holy crap, this changes everything!

I need Cool Whip more than I need a President.

/thread.

The problem is that Obama owns a secret 60% stake in the Cool Whip brand through multiple false aliases and the aforementioned serial killer wants to kill him, your mother and monopolize our favorite whipped cream :(

Dude... that's just... Man.

Can't I just delay long enough for a sniper to do this?

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#52 Elian2530
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wtf? i'm actually a little offended that you didn't pick your own mother. i would pick her in a heart beat. hell, if they had my mom hostage and told me the only way to save her was to kill the president, i'd do that too.

positivebalance
Same here. I feel the same way. How could you guys not pick your mother?
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#53 GoGoGadget_
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[QUOTE="GoGoGadget_"][QUOTE="UGAfootballfan"]

Holy crap, this changes everything!

I need Cool Whip more than I need a President.

/thread.

UGAfootballfan

The problem is that Obama owns a secret 60% stake in the Cool Whip brand through multiple false aliases and the aforementioned serial killer wants to kill him, your mother and monopolize our favorite whipped cream :(

Dude... that's just... Man.

Can't I just delay long enough for a sniper to do this?

No. All three of you are in a giant meat locker.
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my hands are shaken, but i'm still shooting and still getting headshots. boom headshot Boom Headshot BOOM HEAD SHOT!!! *sigh* gotta love a man that appreciates the art that is the headshot.
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#55 Elian2530
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Also think about what your mom thinks. Would she sympathize with the president's family? Would she want you saving the president instead to keep this country from going crazy? GoGoGadget_
That's why we have Vice Presidents. People are disposable. Even important people. It's sad, but it's the cold hard truth.
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#56 GoGoGadget_
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[QUOTE="positivebalance"]

wtf? i'm actually a little offended that you didn't pick your own mother. i would pick her in a heart beat. hell, if they had my mom hostage and told me the only way to save her was to kill the president, i'd do that too.

Elian2530
Same here. I feel the same way. How could you guys not pick your mother?

Because the president has his own family, is the leader of a large nation which is not going through the best of times and my mom would want me to save him too plus we'd all be assassinated by patriots and antagonized by the media afterwards if I chose my mom.
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#57 optiow
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Goodbye Mr President. I would kill the president myself if they wanted me to:)
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#58 xhellcatx
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my mom would be doing the living, kthnksbai
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#59 UGAfootballfan
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[QUOTE="UGAfootballfan"]

[QUOTE="GoGoGadget_"]The problem is that Obama owns a secret 60% stake in the Cool Whip brand through multiple false aliases and the aforementioned serial killer wants to kill him, your mother and monopolize our favorite whipped cream :(GoGoGadget_

Dude... that's just... Man.

Can't I just delay long enough for a sniper to do this?

No. All three of you are in a giant meat locker.

Holy crap. So how exactly is this on National Television? Hahahahaha xD

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#60 Bourbons3
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Why would I choose the President's life over my Mum's? :|
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#61 GoGoGadget_
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[QUOTE="GoGoGadget_"][QUOTE="UGAfootballfan"]

Dude... that's just... Man.

Can't I just delay long enough for a sniper to do this?

UGAfootballfan

No. All three of you are in a giant meat locker.

Holy crap. So how exactly is this on National Television? Hahahahaha xD

There's a camera hidden in a leg of mutton.
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#62 UGAfootballfan
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[QUOTE="UGAfootballfan"]

[QUOTE="GoGoGadget_"]No. All three of you are in a giant meat locker. GoGoGadget_

Holy crap. So how exactly is this on National Television? Hahahahaha xD

There's a camera hidden in a leg of mutton.

Luckily for me I always keep a bag of mini-nukes handy.

I don't really see how that's lucky, considering that it would kill all of us, but it's nice to have the insurance. Maybe I could throw it at him?

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#63 GHlegend77
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Obama: 3 kids Mom: 4 kids, three grandkids, three stepkids Looks like ma wins that round.
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#64 Respawn-d
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Every politions the same anyways. Whers all this change brought on by obama? Based on his campain world peace should have been established by now.

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#65 Bedizen
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I would save mum, the Pres has people employed to do that sort of thing

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#66 GHlegend77
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If this is the real president we're talking about, then he would most definitely have connections with the government. SInce it's televised, he could have the FBI pick up where the television signal is coming from and go there. From there, they could find where the assassin is located and silently take him out. The Pres. would be safe and I'd still have my mom ^_^
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#67 blackacidevil96
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[QUOTE="positivebalance"]

wtf? i'm actually a little offended that you didn't pick your own mother. i would pick her in a heart beat. hell, if they had my mom hostage and told me the only way to save her was to kill the president, i'd do that too.

GoGoGadget_

Well...the president is kinda (sort of) the leader of a nation of 300,000,000 people (yikes!). It obviously wouldnt be selfish to disregard them all. Lets face it, Biden isnt exactly a step up from Obama.

did the country collapse when kennedy was shot? how about lincoln? you only get one mom. we get a new president every 4 years or so. im in a near state of hatred with my mom. and i would still pick her in an instant.

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#68 Barbariser
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I live in Malaysia. Saving the President (or in my case, Prime Minister) over her would be the most grevious insult to her memory which would be even conceivable.

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#69 XilePrincess
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I'd pick my mom. No president or anything raised me and fed me for my whole life thus far.
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#70 EMOEVOLUTION
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I'd tell him neither of them have to die.
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#71 deactivated-5ee322a396e26
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mom...of course

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#72 racing1750
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I'd pick my mum in a heartbeat. Why you didn't is beyond me...
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#73 Mystic-G
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I can't help but think this topic is just trickery to get people to say they want Obama dead. Seriously, what kind of question is this? Unless you despise your mother you would never let her life be taken over a President's life in a real situation. I call shenanigans on anyone who cares about their mother and still picks the President.

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#74 Xx_Hopeless_xX
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The President..choice would be very easy..unfortunately his VP would then become president..

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#75 domatron23
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I'd save my Mum, definitely.

This question has actually been proposed in a similar form a few centuries ago by the political philosopher William Godwin. He concluded that if the Archbishop of Canterbury and his chambermaid were both trapped in a burning building, the son of the chambermaid would be obliged to save the Archbishop on utilitarian grounds. I actually wrote an essay on this subject which I can post if anyone wants to read it.

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#76 Rhazakna
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I wouldn't lift a finger to save any president, from any country.
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#77 deactivated-6127ced9bcba0
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I would pick my mother. Absolutely.

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#78 viva_hate
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My mom, if you are talking about the U.S. president, they can elect another one. If you are talking about the leader of my country, it would just make picking my mom a lot more easier.Lonelynight


Same here, I'm from Canada. Well technically we have a "prime minister", not a president, but you get the idea :P

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#79 the-silent-hero
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My mom, of course.

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#80 Plzhelpmelearn
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I'd prob tell him to take em both.

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#81 thespywholied
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Keep in mind a Nation could fall into chaos if their leader was killed.

I would most likely get beaten to death by a mob of pissed off people and supporters.

But i would pick my mother lol

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#82 howlrunner13
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I can't help but think this topic is just trickery to get people to say they want Obama dead. Seriously, what kind of question is this? Unless you despise your mother you would never let her life be taken over a President's life in a real situation. I call shenanigans on anyone who cares about their mother and still picks the President.

Mystic-G

My thoughts exactly.

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#83 TheShadowLord07
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I'll play along but I dont want either dead. I wouldnt trust the serial killer. He could kill the president first and when I go to save my mother, he will activate the bomb killing me and my mother.

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#84 UT_Wrestler
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I don't have any emotional attachment to a politician that I've never met. The president is replaceable, hell, there's a whole set of guidelines who is next in line if he should die.

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#85 SideSwipes
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Unless Obama can make a good sammich like my mum, he's a goner.

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#86 Immortalica
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I would save my mom. You can replace the president, but nobody can replace my mom.
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#88 killerfist
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I couldn't care less about the president in this case tbh.
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#90 SapSacPrime
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I wouldn't sacrifice any of my family members (even the ones I don't like) for any politician :|.

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#91 Snipes_2
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Definitely my Mother over Obama.

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#92 raven_squad
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I would choose my mother regardless of who was president, nothing against Obama.
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#94 JC346
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I would easily save my mom. That's not even a question.
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#95 Espada12
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Mother, you can always elect another president, you can't get another mother. Now if the president was your mother we have an issue!

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#97 MystikFollower
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The president. He'd probably give me a sick ass reward for saving his life..... If it wasn't my bio mom I was choosing between though, and was my adoptive mom, I'd pick her in a second, regardless of the reward.

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#98 jun_aka_pekto
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Sorry. But, I'd pick my mom. Blood and kin comes first no matter what. If I had to choose between my relatives and an asteroid hitting the Earth, I'd still pick my relatives. We all die together.

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#99 Razor-Lazor
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I'd kill the serial killer.
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#100 jun_aka_pekto
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I'd kill the serial killer.Razor-Lazor

You mean kill him slowly like roasting in an oven or in a "brazen bull". Whoever invented the brazen bull's a genius.

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